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    Woody Allen
    “I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.”
    ― Woody Allen
    tags: humor, life, sex
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    Albert Einstein
    “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
    ― Albert Einstein
    tags: attributed-no-source, human-nature, humor, infinity, philosophy, science, stupidity, universe
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    Oscar Wilde
    “I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
    ― Oscar Wilde, The Happy Prince and Other Stories
    tags: intelligence, self-deprecation
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    Oscar Wilde
    “Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.”
    ― Oscar Wilde
    tags: attributed-no-source, enemies, forgiveness, strategy
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    Markus Zusak
    “Maybe everyone can live beyond what they're capable of.”
    ― Markus Zusak, I Am the Messenger
    tags: hope, inspirational, life, philosophy
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    Markus Zusak
    “Humans, if nothing else, have the good sense to die.”
    ― Markus Zusak, The Book Thief
    tags: heart, mortality
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    Those who don't believe in magic will never find it.
    “Those who don't believe in magic will never find it.”
    ― Roald Dahl
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    Markus Zusak
    “Usually we walk around constantly believing ourselves. "I'm okay" we say. "I'm alright". But sometimes the truth arrives on you and you can't get it off. That's when you realize that sometimes it isn't even an answer--it's a question. Even now, I wonder how much of my life is convinced.”
    ― Markus Zusak, The Book Thief
    tags: truth
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    Markus Zusak
    “I wanted to tell the book thief many things, about beauty and brutality. But what could I tell her about those things that she didn't already know? I wanted to explain that I am constantly overestimating and underestimating the human race-that rarely do I ever simply estimate it. I wanted to ask her how the same thing could be so ugly and so glorious, and its words and stories so damning and brilliant.”
    ― Markus Zusak, The Book Thief
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    Markus Zusak
    “A DEFINITION NOT FOUND
    IN THE DICTIONARY
    Not leaving: an act of trust and love,
    often deciphered by children”
    ― Markus Zusak, The Book Thief
    tags: children, love
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    J.K. Rowling
    “When in doubt, go to the library.”
    ― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
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    Albert Camus
    “Don’t walk in front of me… I may not follow
    Don’t walk behind me… I may not lead
    Walk beside me… just be my friend”
    ― Albert Camus
    tags: attributed-no-source, friends, friendship, misattributed-albert-camus
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    A.A. Milne
    “Promise me you'll never forget me because if I thought you would, I'd never leave.”
    ― A.A. Milne
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    “Mind so sharp,I fuck around and cut my head off”
    ― Lil Wayne
    tags: 6-foot-7-foot, carter, lil, lil-wayne, lil-weezy, wayne, weezy
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    Jarod Kintz
    “I saw this beautiful girl the other day. She had an ass behind her that seemed to go on for days. In fact, I’m still going on about her.”
    ― Jarod Kintz, It Occurred to Me
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    Natsuki Takaya
    “Shigure: We have just
    witnessed a classic example of what I like to call 'misdirected rage'.
    I believe the technical term is being an ass.”
    ― Natsuki Takaya
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    George Carlin
    “THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR: 'Please stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police.”
    ― George Carlin, Brain Droppings
    tags: fellatio, humor, sex
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    George Carlin
    “The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”
    ― George Carlin
    tags: funny, humanity, humor
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    George Carlin
    “The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.”
    ― George Carlin
    tags: bad-girls, christmas, santa, santa-claus, sex
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    George Carlin
    “I'll bet there aren't too many people hooked on crack who can play the bagpipes.”
    ― George Carlin, Brain Droppings
    tags: humor
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    George Carlin
    “Y'ever notice how you never seem to get laid on Thanksgiving? I think it's because all the coats are on the bed.”
    ― George Carlin
    tags: humorous
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    George Carlin
    “Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.”
    ― George Carlin
    tags: fighting, humor, misattributed-george-carlin, peace, sex
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    Woody Allen
    “Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.”
    ― Woody Allen
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    Woody Allen
    “Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.”
    ― Woody Allen
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    Patricia Briggs
    “His heart's occupied elsewhere," said Ben from behind me. "And even if it weren't he's not interested in your kind. But, I'm available and ready."
    "You don't have a heart," I told him. "Just a gaping hole where it should have been."
    "All the more reason for you to give me yours."
    I pounded my forehead against Warren 's back. "Tell me Ben's not flirting with me."
    "Hey," said Ben sounding hurt. "I was talking cannibalism, not romance.”
    ― Patricia Briggs, Blood Bound
    tags: banter
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