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  • #1
    Oscar Wilde
    “I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
    Oscar Wilde, The Happy Prince and Other Stories

  • #2
    William Shakespeare
    “I am not bound to please thee with my answers.”
    William Shakespeare, The Merchant of Venice

  • #3
    Carlos Ruiz Zafón
    “Army, Marriage, the Church, and Banking: the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.”
    Carlos Ruiz Zafón, The Shadow of the Wind

  • #4
    Jasper Fforde
    “Books may look like nothing more than words on a page, but they are actually an infinitely complex imaginotransference technology that translates odd, inky squiggles into pictures inside your head.”
    Jasper Fforde, The Well of Lost Plots

  • #5
    Dalai Lama XIV
    “My religion is very simple. My religion is kindness.”
    Dalai Lama XIV

  • #6
    William Shakespeare
    “Exit, pursued by a bear.”
    William Shakespeare, The Winter's Tale

  • #7
    William Shakespeare
    “When I said I would die a bachelor, I did not think I should live till I were married.”
    William Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing

  • #8
    Christine Feehan
    “The real question is, can you love the real me? Not the perfect person you want me to be, not that image you had of me, but who I really am.”
    Christine Feehan, Oceans of Fire

  • #9
    Jodi Picoult
    “Let me tell you this: if you meet a loner, no matter what they tell you, it's not because they enjoy solitude. It's because they have tried to blend into the world before, and people continue to disappoint them.”
    Jodi Picoult, My Sister's Keeper

  • #10
    Jasper Fforde
    “Mr. McGregor's a nasty piece of work, isn't he? Quite the Darth Vader of children's literature.”
    Jasper Fforde

  • #11
    Darynda Jones
    “Don't judge me because I'm quiet. No one plans a murder out loud.”
    Darynda Jones, Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet

  • #12
    Jasper Fforde
    “History has rewritten itself so many times I'm not really sure how it was to begin with -- it's a bit like trying to guess the original color of a wall when it's been repainted eight times.”
    Jasper Fforde, Something Rotten

  • #13
    Jasper Fforde
    “You speak baby gibberish?' asked Jack.
    'Fluently. The adult-education center ran a course, and I have a lot of time on my hands.'
    'So what did he say?'
    'I don't know.'
    'I thought you said you spoke gibberish?'
    'I do. But your baby doesn't. I think he's speaking either
    pre-toddler nonsense, a form of infact burble or an obscure dialect of
    gobbledygook. In any event, I can't understand a word he's saying.'
    'Oh.”
    Jasper Fforde, The Big Over Easy

  • #14
    Edgar Allan Poe
    “If you wish to forget anything on the spot, make a note that this thing is to be remembered.”
    Edgar Allan Poe

  • #15
    Jasper Fforde
    “Lesson one in time travel, Thursday. First of all, we are all time travellers. The vast majority of us manage only one day per day.”
    Jasper Fforde, Lost in a Good Book

  • #16
    Jasper Fforde
    “The cucumber and the tomato are both fruit; the avocado is a nut. To assist with the dietary requirements of vegetarians, on the first Tuesday of the month a chicken is officially a vegetable.”
    Jasper Fforde, Shades of Grey

  • #17
    Darynda Jones
    “There is a great need for a sarcasm font.”
    Darynda Jones, Third Grave Dead Ahead

  • #18
    Jack McDevitt
    “The real problem has to do with the inability by people to admit that a position they've held a long time might be wrong. That's all. Not that it is. Just that it might be. I don't know why it is, but we tend to fall in love with things we believe, Threaten them, and you threaten us.”
    Jack McDevitt, Firebird

  • #19
    Richard Bach
    “I do not exist to impress the world. I exist to live my life in a way that will make me happy. ”
    Richard Bach, Illusions: The Adventures of a Reluctant Messiah

  • #20
    Richard Bach
    “Here is a test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: If you're alive it isn't.”
    Richard Bach, The Bridge Across Forever: A True Love Story – A New York Times Bestselling Philosophical Memoir of Hope and Intimacy
    tags: life

  • #21
    Glen Duncan
    “You can't blame me. I mean that literally. You're incapable of blaming me. You're human. Being human is choosing freedom over imprisonment, autonomy over dependency, liberty over servitude. You can't blame me because you know (come on, man, you've always known) that the idea of spending eternity with nothing to do except praise God is utterly unappealing. You'd be catatonic after an hour. Heaven's a swiz because to get in you have to leave yourself outside. You can't blame me because -- now do please be honest with yourself for once -- you'd have left, too.”
    Glen Duncan, I, Lucifer

  • #22
    Jasper Fforde
    “Reality TV was to me the worst form of entertainment--the modern equivalent of paying sixpence to watch lunatics howling at the wall down at the local madhouse.”
    Jasper Fforde, First Among Sequels

  • #23
    J.M. Darhower
    “Ah, sin," Lucifer said. "Like the serpent that tricked Eve into eating the forbidden fruit. She devoured it, knowing she shouldn't."
    "And she was punished for it."
    "She was," Lucifer agreed. "But if you think for a moment she truly regretted it, you're wrong. That fruit was the most glorious thing she ever tasted—the sweetest, the ripest—and once you experience something so breathtaking, you never forget it. You never regret it.”
    J.M. Darhower, Extinguish

  • #24
    Erma Bombeck
    “There's something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she's only measured water in it.”
    Erma Bombeck

  • #25
    Jasper Fforde
    “I would so hate to be a first-person character! Always on your guard, always having people read your thoughts!”
    Jasper Fforde, Lost in a Good Book

  • #26
    Audrey Hepburn
    “When you have nobody you can make a cup of tea for, when nobody needs you, that's when I think life is over.”
    Audrey Hepburn

  • #27
    Libba Bray
    “Heaven's brightest and best-loved angel, who was cast out for inspiring a rebellion against God. Having lost Heaven, Lucifer and his rebel angels vowed to continue fighting here on earth."
    "I don't understand why he had to fight. He was already in heaven."
    "True. But he wasn't content to serve. He wanted more."
    "He had all he could ask for, didn't he?" Ann asks.
    "Exactly." Miss Moore states. "He had to ask. He was dependent upon someone else's whim. It's a terrible thing to have no power of one's own. To be denied.”
    Libba Bray, Rebel Angels

  • #28
    Russell T. Davies
    “Doctor Who: You want weapons? We're in a library. Books are the best weapon in the world. This room's the greatest arsenal we could have. Arm yourself!

    (from Tooth and Claw in Season 2)”
    Russell T. Davies

  • #29
    Anton Szandor LaVey
    “We don't worship Satan, we worship ourselves using the metaphorical representation of the qualities of Satan. Satan is the name used by Judeo-Christians for that force of individuality and pride within us. But the force itself has been called by many names.We embrace Christian myths of Satan and Lucifer, along with Satanic renderings in Greek, Roman, Islamic, Sumerian, Syrian, Phrygian, Egyptian, Chinese or Hindu mythologies, to name but a few. We are not limited to one deity, but encompass all the expressions of the accuser or the one who advocates free thought and rational alternatives by whatever name he is called in a particular time and land. It so happens that we are living in a culture that is predominantly Judeo-Christian, so we emphasize Satan. If we were living in Roman times, the central figure, perhaps the title of our religion, would be different. But the name would be expressing and communicating the same thing. It's all context.”
    Anton Szandor LaVey, The Secret Life of a Satanist: The Authorized Biography of Anton LaVey

  • #30
    Haruki Murakami
    “Nobody likes being alone that much. I don't go out of my way to make friends, that's all. It just leads to disappointment. ”
    Haruki Murakami, Norwegian Wood



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