Jules

“I just ordered a Life Alert bracelet, so if I get a life, I’ll be notified immediately. —BUMPER STICKER I”
― Darynda Jones, Eleventh Grave in Moonlight

“All That You Can Be’?” I said. “I don’t know. That was the slogan for me, growing up. And then it was ‘Army of One,’ which I never understood, and then it was ‘Army Strong,’ which is about as good a slogan as ‘Fire Hot’ or ‘Snickers Tasty’ or ‘Herpes Bad.’ A better slogan would be, ‘You Can’t Afford College Without Us.”
― Phil Klay, Redeployment

“A lot of people are only alive because I shed too much hair to ever get away with murder.”
― Darynda Jones, Eleventh Grave in Moonlight

“Army, Marriage, the Church, and Banking: the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.”
― Carlos Ruiz Zafón, The Shadow of the Wind