Eleventh Grave in Moonlight Quotes

“She has been through hell, so believe me when I say, fear her when she looks into a fire and smiles.

E. CORONA”
― Darynda Jones, Eleventh Grave in Moonlight

“If at first you don't succeed, it's only "attempted" murder.”
― Darynda Jones, Eleventh Grave in Moonlight

“I just ordered a Life Alert bracelet, so if I get a life, I’ll be notified immediately. —BUMPER STICKER I”
― Darynda Jones, Eleventh Grave in Moonlight

“Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my needs. —T-SHIRT”
― Darynda Jones, Eleventh Grave in Moonlight

“Some days I just stay inside because it feels too peopley out there
–True Fact”
― Darynda Jones, Eleventh Grave in Moonlight

“She has been through hell, so believe me when I say, fear her when she looks into a fire and smiles. —E. CORONA Two”
― Darynda Jones, Eleventh Grave in Moonlight

“Just remember,” Reyes said, “anything you do to my daughter, I do to you.”
― Darynda Jones, Eleventh Grave in Moonlight

“I essentially killed those men. Am I slated for hell?"
He stepped to me. Put his fingers underneath my chin. Raised it until our gazes locked. "You're a god, Dutch. And the reaper. You don't get slated. You are the slate.”
― Darynda Jones, Eleventh Grave in Moonlight

“Lord, help me be the sort of person my psychiatrist medicates me to be.”
― Darynda Jones, Eleventh Grave in Moonlight

“As we sat there, the door opened, just barely, and a hand slid inside and dropped a set of keys on a side table.
"Thanks, Garrett!" I called out.
He gave me a thumbs-up and closed the door.
"How do you suppose he knew we were performing sexual favors on each other?" I asked, snuggling against my man again.
"Possibly because you screamed my name about seven times.”
― Darynda Jones, Eleventh Grave in Moonlight

“You know, I was thinking about my in-laws." I strolled closer, craving his heat. And his scent. And the power that continuously hummed through him like an infinite source of energy. "You know, from your supernatural side? By being married to you, I am Satan's daughter-in-law, Jehova's sister-in-law, and Jesus's aunt by marriage.”
― Darynda Jones, Eleventh Grave in Moonlight

“Is there anything else you want to share?" "Anything you think of I should be aware of?"
"No" I shook my head in thought " Not especially. Unless you count the fact that I'm going to take over the world."
"The whole thing?"
"Well,i'm going to try to take over the world."
"And you feel you're prepared for world domination?"
I lifted a noncommittal shoulder "I'm taking a business class”
― Darynda Jones, Eleventh Grave in Moonlight

“I soaked him in. His image. His scent. His feel.
He pulled me to him. Dipped his head. Pressed his mouth to mine in a kiss I could only hope would not be our last.”
― Darynda Jones, Eleventh Grave in Moonlight

“A lot of people are only alive because I shed too much hair to ever get away with murder.”
― Darynda Jones, Eleventh Grave in Moonlight

“Few things in life are as surprising as having your husband, the man you gave your heart and soul to, throw you off a 350-foot building. I should know.”
― Darynda Jones, Eleventh Grave in Moonlight

“I think I’m losing him.”
“Oh, please. You couldn’t lose him if you were seventeen, on a date with Thor, and he was your virginity. The man is so into you, Cook.”
― Darynda Jones, Eleventh Grave in Moonlight

“And who came up with the animals for these euphemisms, anyway? Why bat shit? Why not cow shit or grasshopper shit? And why don't we give a rat's ass as opposed to a hamster's ass?”
― Darynda Jones, Eleventh Grave in Moonlight

“Rey'azikeen."
He'd offered me one last glance and winked a microsecond before he was gone.”
― Darynda Jones, Eleventh Grave in Moonlight

“Grab me a chib, wifey. Shite’s about to get real.”
― Darynda Jones, Eleventh Grave in Moonlight

“The girl had ethics. I had ethics.
No, wait, that was epics. I had epics. Epic ass. Epic boots. Epic looks, but only when I was drunk. Tons of epics.”
― Darynda Jones, Eleventh Grave in Moonlight

“MRS. REYES FARROW.”
― Darynda Jones, Eleventh Grave in Moonlight

“I spotted Mr. Reyes Farrow standing next to his stunning ’70 Plymouth ’Cuda. Classic. Dark. And all muscle. The car was hot, too.”
― Darynda Jones, Eleventh Grave in Moonlight

“Do you really think you'd go to hell?"
"No. As a god, I'd go to a prison dimension, I suppose."
"I think you've seen the inside of enough prisons to last you a few million years. And besides, why would you go there? You've done nothing wrong, Reyes."
He offered me a sad smile and looked away.”
― Darynda Jones, Eleventh Grave in Moonlight

“I studied him as he studied me. Something came out of that dimension. It looked like my husband. Smelled like him. Felt like him. But the being standing in a pool of billowing black smoke was not the man I married. He was a feral version of him. A beast.
This truly was Rey'azikeen.”
― Darynda Jones, Eleventh Grave in Moonlight

“Life isn't a fairy tale. If you lose a shoe at midnight, you're drunk.”
― Darynda Jones, Eleventh Grave in Moonlight

“Thank God I don’t have to hunt for my food. I don’t even know where tacos live.”
― Darynda Jones, Eleventh Grave in Moonlight

“Dematerialize.”
“I… I can’t.” My chest ached, but not from the buckshot. “I have holes.”
The grin that slid across his face was a most wicked thing. “I know. I like your holes.”
― Darynda Jones, Eleventh Grave in Moonlight

“On the dark side…
No, I was not going to succumb to the dark side.
I repeated that mantra and channeled my inner Luke Skywalker as I walked for what seemed like hours.”
― Darynda Jones, Eleventh Grave in Moonlight

“Don’t walk over here. Be over here.”
I gave up. “You know, I can’t tell if you’re channeling Obi-Wan or Yoda more.”
“Dutch, don’t make me come get you.”
― Darynda Jones, Eleventh Grave in Moonlight

“He let go of one gun and put his hand on my face as though it were a precious jewel. “Pumpkin.” Or an autumn fruit.”
― Darynda Jones, Eleventh Grave in Moonlight