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    Dr. Seuss
    “Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.”
    ― Dr. Seuss
    tags: adulthood, childhood
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    Neil Gaiman
    “I know that David Tennant's Hamlet isn't till July. And lots of people are going to be doing Dr Who in Hamlet jokes, so this is just me getting it out of the way early, to avoid the rush...
    "To be, or not to be, that is the question. Weeelll.... More of A question really. Not THE question. Because, well, I mean, there are billions and billions of questions out there, and well, when I say billions, I mean, when you add in the answers, not just the questions, weeelll, you're looking at numbers that are positively astronomical and... for that matter the other question is what you lot are doing on this planet in the first place, and er, did anyone try just pushing this little red button?”
    ― Neil Gaiman
    tags: david-tennant, doctor-who, hamlet, humor, shakespeare, to-be-or-not-to-be
    957 likes

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    Beau Taplin
    “Some people are magic, and others are just the illusion of it.”
    ― Beau Taplin
    tags: illusion, magic, people
    273 likes

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    Beau Taplin
    “She was unstoppable. Not because she did not have failures or doubts, bit because she continued on despite them.”
    ― Beau Taplin
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  • #5
    Henry Ward Beecher
    “Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore?”
    ― Henry Ward Beecherr
    tags: books, humor
    7420 likes

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  • #6
    Anne Frank
    “Think of all the beauty still left around you and be happy.”
    ― Anne Frank
    tags: anne, beauty, frank, happy
    7685 likes

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  • #7
    Audrey Hepburn
    “The most important thing is to enjoy your life—to be happy—it's all that matters.”
    ― Audrey Hepburn
    tags: happiness, life
    7273 likes

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    Marilyn Monroe
    “No one ever told me I was pretty when I was a little girl. All little girls should be told they're pretty, even if they aren't.”
    ― Marilyn Monroe
    tags: beauty, girls
    6879 likes

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  • #9
    W.C. Fields
    “If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.”
    ― W.C. Fields
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    Aristotle
    “What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies.”
    ― Aristotle
    tags: friendship, soul
    7447 likes

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  • #11
    Marilyn Monroe
    “It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.”
    ― Marilyn Monroe
    tags: dirty, funny, logo, sex
    6873 likes

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  • #12
    Eleanor Roosevelt
    “The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.”
    ― Eleanor Roosevelt
    tags: dreams, future, inspirational, misattributed-eleanor-roosevelt
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    Chuck Palahniuk
    “I don't want to die without any scars.”
    ― Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club
    tags: death, scars, tyler-durden
    6088 likes

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    Sarah J. Maas
    “Libraries were full of ideas—perhaps the most dangerous and powerful of all weapons.”
    ― Sarah J. Maas, Throne of Glass
    tags: ideas, libraries, sarah-j-maas, throne-of-glass
    10922 likes

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    Nicholas Sparks
    “Mom says it's because she has PMS.
    Do you even know what that means?
    "I'm not a little kid anymore. It means pissed-at- men syndrome”
    ― Nicholas Sparks, The Last Song
    tags: humor
    4972 likes

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  • #16
    J.M. Barrie
    “Never say goodbye because goodbye means going away and going away means forgetting.”
    ― J.M. Barrie, Peter Pan
    tags: goodbye
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    Steven Moffat
    “The Doctor: Doctor Song, you've got that face on again.
    River: What face?
    The Doctor: The "He's hot when he's clever" face.
    River: This is my normal face.
    The Doctor: Yes it is.
    River: Oh, shut up.
    The Doctor: Not a chance.”
    ― Steven Moffat
    tags: clever, doctor-who, impossible-astronaut, river-song
    693 likes

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    John Green
    “Saying 'I notice you're a nerd' is like saying, 'Hey, I notice that you'd rather be intelligent than be stupid, that you'd rather be thoughtful than be vapid, that you believe that there are things that matter more than the arrest record of Lindsay Lohan. Why is that?' In fact, it seems to me that most contemporary insults are pretty lame. Even 'lame' is kind of lame. Saying 'You're lame' is like saying 'You walk with a limp.' Yeah, whatever, so does 50 Cent, and he's done all right for himself.”
    ― John Green
    tags: humor, nerdfighters
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    Robert Fulghum
    “We’re all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness—and call it love—true love.”
    ― Robert Fulghum, True Love
    tags: love, weirdness
    21585 likes

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  • #20
    Haruki Murakami
    “If you remember me, then I don't care if everyone else forgets.”
    ― Haruki Murakami, Kafka on the Shore
    tags: inspirational, love
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    Lauren Oliver
    “I love you. Remember. They cannot take it”
    ― Lauren Oliver, Delirium
    tags: amor-deliria-nervosa, love
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    Orhan Pamuk
    “Happiness is holding someone in your arms and knowing you hold the whole world.”
    ― Orhan Pamuk, Snow
    tags: happiness, love
    3191 likes

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  • #23
    Dianna Hardy
    “Pieces of your heart broke every day when you were a mother.”
    ― Dianna Hardy, Summer's End
    tags: a-mothers-love, love, love-hurts, mother, motherhood, mothers, mothers-love
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    Pramoedya Ananta Toer
    “A mother knows what her child's gone through, even if she didn't see it herself.”
    ― Pramoedya Ananta Toer, Gadis Pantai
    tags: motherhood
    286 likes

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    Tanya Masse
    “I suffer from CLAUSTROPHOBIA, a fear of closed spaces.For example, I’m petrified that the WINE store will be closed before I have time to get there!!!”
    ― Comic Strip Mama
    tags: comics, humor, mom, mom-problems, motherhood, mothers, phobias, wine, wine-humor
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  • #26
    Toni Morrison
    “The best thing she was, was her children.”
    ― Toni Morrison, Beloved
    tags: children, motherhood, mothers
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    Tanya Masse
    “MOMB - noun - One who can deal with all of the INSANITY of being a MOM... Because she's the BOMB!”
    ― Comic Strip Mama
    tags: comic-strip-mama, comics, humor, mom, mom-humor, motherhood, motherhood-quotes, quotes-about-being-a-mom
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    Tanya Masse
    “MOMBIE - noun - Suffers from forgetfulness, fatigue, exhaustion, moodiness, sleeplessness, confusion and moments of insanity!

    Has difficulty eating or drinking anything while it’s still hot and peeing alone.”
    ― Comic Strip Mama
    tags: comic-strip-mama, mom, motherhood, quotes-about-motherhood
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  • #29
    Tanya Masse
    “My daughter asked me what it’s like
    to have children… So I followed her to the washroom every time she went and asked her questions through the door until she lost her S#!T…”
    ― Comic Strip Mama
    tags: motherhood, parenthood, quotes-about-motherhood, quotes-about-parenthood
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    Marcus Aurelius
    “You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength.”
    ― Marcus Aurelius, Meditations
    tags: ataraxy, inner-strength, inspiration, self-control, strength
    6000 likes



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