Wine Humor Quotes

Quotes tagged as "wine-humor" (showing 1-12 of 12)
Tanya Masse
“I need COFFEE to help me change the things I can... and WINE to help me accept the things I can't!”
Tanya Masse

Tanya Masse
“WINE! Because these problems aren’t going to forget THEMSELVES!”
Tanya Masse

Tanya Masse
“Wine is to women as duct tape is to men, it fixes EVERYTHING!”
Tanya Masse, Stripping Away the Insanity of Life and Parenthood! (Volume 1) Paperback

Tanya Masse
“Water IS the most important element on the face of the earth, because without water, there would be no WINE and without WINE I would be living in a PADDED CELL!”
Tanya Masse

Tanya Masse
“I suffer from CLAUSTROPHOBIA, a fear of closed spaces.For example, I’m petrified that the WINE store will be closed before I have time to get there!!!”
Tanya Masse

Tanya Masse
“WINE!Because these problems aren’t going to forget THEMSELVES!”
Tanya Masse

Olivier Magny
“Most people whom you may view as wine experts are usually just good at one thing: winemakers are good at making wine, sommeliers at talking about it, and wine journalists at drinking it for free.”
Olivier Magny, Into Wine: An Invitation to Pleasure

Olivier Magny
“We need to get acquainted with mediocrity to notice greatness.”
Olivier Magny, Into Wine: An Invitation to Pleasure

“I Never Met A Malbec I Didn't Like”
Michael C. Higgins

Anurag Shourie
“When you can’t handle the heady concoction of wine and women, it’s time to pack up your bags and quit.”
Anurag Shourie, Half A Shadow