Comic Strip Mama Quotes

Quotes tagged as "comic-strip-mama" (showing 1-30 of 32)
Tanya Masse
“I need COFFEE to help me change the things I can... and WINE to help me accept the things I can't!”
Tanya Masse

Tanya Masse
“You should base everything on what you see with your own eyes, hear with your own ears and feel with your own heart. Period. Always believe what you KNOW about a person, not what you HEAR.”
Comic Strip Mama

Tanya Masse
“What doesn’t KILL me makes me stronger… Except for the extinction of COFFEE… that might kill me.”
Tanya Masse

Tanya Masse
“COFFEE! Because this body is NOT going to wake itself up!”
Comic Strip Mama

Tanya Masse
“Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, COFFEE and acceptance…The SIX stages of waking up!!”
Comic Strip Mama

Tanya Masse
“The problem is NOT the PROBLEM...The problem is I haven’t had enough COFFEE to deal with the PROBLEM.”
Tanya Masse

Tanya Masse
“A baby boy has a special way of brining out the man in his father and the little boy in his grandfather.”
Tanya Masse

Tanya Masse
“MOM - noun - One who sacrifices her body, sleep, social life, spending money, eating hot meals, peeing alone, patience, memory, energy and sanity for LOVE!”
Comic Strip Mama

Tanya Masse
“MOMB - noun - One who can deal with all of the INSANITY of being a MOM... Because she's the BOMB!”
Comic Strip Mama

Tanya Masse
“The HAPPIEST people don’t have the BEST of everything… They just drink WINE.”
Comic Strip Mama

Tanya Masse
“You know you’ve officially hit a midlife crisis when you finally start feeling like you have your life together and your body starts falling apart!”
Tanya Masse

Tanya Masse
“If there is ONE THING that you do today, let it be this...

Don't take life WAY too seriously.”
Tanya Masse

Tanya Masse
“Don't compare yourself to other MOMS... We are all just winging it, just some hide it better than others.”
Tanya Masse

Tanya Masse
“People who have NO ambition to make a difference in this life should not interrupt the people who DO.”
Comic Strip Mama

Tanya Masse
“If one door closes and another door opens, chances are your house is haunted.”
Comic Strip Mama

Tanya Masse
“Sometimes LIFE is rough and tough. That's still NO excuse for you to be.”
Comic Strip Mama

Tanya Masse
“A wise man once said NOTHING... He just let her vent, nodded his head and live happily ever after!”
Tanya Masse

Tanya Masse
“Your RELIGION does not make you a good person. Your BEHAVIOR does.”
Tanya Masse

Tanya Masse
“Asking me to do ANYTHING before I’ve had my first cup of coffee should be an episode on 1000 Ways to DIE.”
Comic Strip Mama

Tanya Masse
“You can’t take anything in life WAY too seriously...Even the serious stuff!”
Comic Strip Mama

Tanya Masse
“MOMBIE - noun - Suffers from forgetfulness, fatigue, exhaustion, moodiness, sleeplessness, confusion and moments of insanity!

Has difficulty eating or drinking anything while it’s still hot and peeing alone.”
Comic Strip Mama

Tanya Masse
“You have two choices... You can make the BEST of IT or you can let IT get the BEST of you!”
Comic Strip Mama

Tanya Masse
“I don’t need a personal trainer… I need someone to stalk me and threaten to kick my ass when I eat and drink stuff I’m not supposed to!”
Comic Strip Mama

Tanya Masse
“Life isn't always easy. I struggle day to day. But I choose to live life to the fullest and keep reminding myself that I am stronger than ANYTHING that stands in my way.”
Tanya Masse

Tanya Masse
“Even AWESOME MOMS use the F-BOMB!”
Tanya Masse

Tanya Masse
“MIDLIFE is that pivotal moment when you can FINALLY say that you basically have all your shit together and then your body starts falling apart!”
Comic Strip Mama

Tanya Masse
“WINE. Because...KIDS!”
Tanya Masse

Tanya Masse
“Motherhood is a constant battle of wanting to go to bed early so you can catch up on sleep and wanting to stay awake so you can enjoy some peace and sanity!”
Comic Strip Mama

Tanya Masse
“They are not grey roots! This is my new fifty shades of grey OMBRE hairstyle!”
Comic Strip Mama

Tanya Masse
“I’m pretty sure that my Restless Leg Syndrome is simply caused my body just fighting the urge to RUN AWAY!”
Tanya Masse

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