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what I do : PhD

Parinay

और मेरा आमलेट?
वो भी मैं खा गया..
हॉ!! गंदे.. क्यों किया?
तुम मुझे खा लो न..
यह सुन कर मैं मुस्कुरा दी.. "मतलब.. कुछ भी?"हा हा हा.. नहीं सच कह रहा हूँ, मुझे खा कर देखो, अंडे का टेस्ट आएगा..
दूर हटो! और मैं किचन में चल दी, मुझे मालूम था शनिवार की छुट्टी और सारा दिन ना कबीर को कुछ करना है ना मुझे कुछ करने देना है, सारा दिन यूँ ही बाते बना कर निकाल देंगे और खुद को सुपरमैन समझ कर लास्ट मिनट एन्ट्री करेंगे..सुनो..
हाँ गुलबदन कहो?
यह गुलबदन क्या होता है अब, क्या क्या बुलाते रहते हो.. कल रात तो मैं गुलाबो थी?
कल रात तुमने लाल लिपस्टिक लगाई थी अभी तुमने कुछ नहीं लगाया, और रात की लाली हलकी सी है तो गुलाब का बचा हुआ "गुल" और तुम्हारा बदन.. यह कह कर कबीर ने फिर मुझपर लपकने की कोशिश की..
मैंने माथा पीट लिया, लेक्सिकल इंटरप्रिटेशन की थीसिस मेरी है और अर्थ का अनर्थ तुम करते हो!!
सीने पर हाथ रख कर पीछे धकेलते हुए मैं बोली "क्या चाहिए?"
"बेटी"
"धत्त!!" कह कर मैं हंस दी..
"अरे सच। तुम्हारे जैसी, मोटे गालो वाली, थोडी पर तिल वाली, मोटे मोटे होंठ.. बत्तख की तरह चलने वाली.. छोटे छोटे हाथ.. देदो ना.." कह कर कबीर ने गले में गुदगुदी कर दी..हाहाहाहा.. दूर हटो और छोडो मुझे!! दीवाली आ रही है.. भाभी का फ़ोन आया था, घर बुला रही हैं इस बार..और कबीर ने मुझे छोड़ दिया..
"हैं? छोड़ क्यों दिया?"
"अरे तुमने ही तो कहा 'हटो दूर, छोड़ो मुझे' नेरी आवाज़ बनाते हुए कबीर ने चिढ़ाया..
"च्च!! तो मेरा मतलब वो थोड़ी ना था, लिट्रेलि छोड़ने का.. पकड़ो फिर ठण्ड लग रही है"
" तुम औरतों का भी ना कुछ समझ नहीं आता, कर दो तो दिक्कत, ना करो तो दिक्कत.." कहते हुए कबीर ने बाहों में फिर से भर लिया..देखो जी, औरतों को ब्रह्मा भी नहीं समझ पाए, तुम तो फिर भी एक मामूली से बैंकर हो..और इस बैंकर की बैंकरानी तुम!अब यह बैंकरानी क्या होता है?पति-पत्नी : बैंकर - बैंकरानी!बैंकरनी होना चाहिए ना ? मैंने हँसते हुए कहा..वाह मेरी पीएचडी!! कबीर हंस पड़ा अच्छा तुम कुछ कह रही थी.. ठण्ड लग रही है..?हाँ!मैं तुम्हारा अपना पर्सनल हीटर मेरी छिप.. अनारकली!!
क्या??
कुछ नहीं!! वो ठंडी?? और कबीर दांत दिखा के हंसने लगाहाँ, ठंडी! ऊपर से सूटकेस उतरने हैं, तुम्हारी गर्म टीशर्ट के लिए, मौसम बदल रहा है फिर सर्दी होगी.. जाओ ना.. उतार दो..तुम हो ना हीटर!! तुम्हे पहन लूँगा!!मार खाओगे अब.. काम करो कुछ, ऑमलेट भी खा गए, मुंह बनाते हुए मैंने कहा..तुम हाथ उठाओगी मुझपर? मैं पति परमेश्वर हूँ तुम्हारा, सेवा करो मेरी और एक कप चाय और बनाओ.. समझी औरत??जाते हो की मैं ही उतारूँ?जा रहा हूँ बीवी.. और गुनगुनाते हुए कबीर कमरे में चला गया.. "ज़माना तो है नौकर बीवी का.. "

Ever loved someone like this?

Ever loved someone so deeply that he/she meant the world to you. Your morning started and night ended with him. All you wanted to do is to take care of the person and dedicated yourself completely for his/her happiness and to fulfill each small and big demands..
..also for those things that you couldn't afford yet worked so hard and smart to be resourceful and fulfill that desire..

Ever loved someone so madly that you could destroy the world apart on a single drop of tears in his/her eyes?
You loved to sit, sleep, cuddle, laugh, demand, with him? You wanted to grow old loving him/her and submit your life in loving him/her.
The only peace you got was into his/her arms.. his/her existence in your life made you worth living..

Ever loved someone so truly that you could protect and made him/her the happiest person in the world, give everything he/she ever wanted??

Well, let the person be 'you' yourself and get whatever the hell you want in life.. ;)

Marriage is not beautiful

Marriage is ugly, you see the absolute worst in someone. You see them when they’re mad, sad, being stubborn, when they’re so unlovable they make you scream. But you also get to see them when they are laughing so hard that tears run down their face, and they can’t help but let out those weird gurgling noises. You see them at 3am when the world is asleep except you two, and you’re eating in the middle of the kitchen floor. You get to see the side of them that no one else does, and it’s not always pretty. Its snorting while laughing, its the tears when it feels like its all crashing down, its the farting, its the bedhead and bad breath, its the random dances, its the anger and the joy. Marriage isn’t a beautiful thing, but it is amazing. It’s knowing that someone loves you so much, and won’t leave you even though you said something nasty. It’s having someone have your back no matter what. Its fights over stupid things, like someone not doing the dishes or picking up after themselves. And it’s those nights you fall asleep in each others arms, feeling like there will never be enough time with them. It’s cleaning up their throw up, or just rubbing their back when they’re sick. It’s the dirtiest, hardest, most rewarding job there is. Because at the end of the day you get to crawl into bed with your best friend, the weirdest, most annoying, loving, goofy, perfect person that you know. Marriage is not beautiful, but it’s one heaven of a ride. 

You're an asshole

To those idiots who think dogs are "toys"

Please never tie your dog outside your place and abandon it for whole day.
Usually, people love and cuddle the puppies and leave them in couple of months as they begin to grow and become responsibility.

Puppies are not "living toys" they look cute because they're cheerful and playful.
But people should understand that unlike human babies, the dogs never grow to be a self dependent living being. They will always be a baby, if you don't train them, they will poop inside, chew off your sandals, tear off your clothes, sofas, beds, everything and anything.
Dogs are sensitive animals like horses. They are more prone to depression and they are well aware of human emotions. If you abandon them like this they will become dangerous and bite others.

Just giving them left overs and keeping them outside your homes "for protection" isn't the right thing, you're not only torturing the animal but also displaying the world that "how big jerk you're". Treat your dogs like the member of your family, not like a stuffed toy for your own babies or a gatekeeper of your threshold.

The simplest thing we can do, don't pet a dog just because you see a cute cuddly puppy playing with your feet, when you cannot take care of it like your own child.

Bollywood celebrities look alike in Hollywood

Divya Dutta Looks Like Orla Brady Afreen khan somewhat looks like koi mil gaya's hritik and bradely cooper is firangi hritik.. :P

Purpose of PhD

One of the toughest challenges for me would be the translation of my thesis into colloquial Hindi language and publish it, so that the students and people who learn English as a second language could get benefit in their pronunciation and removing the MTI. I want to make the book so simple by removing all technicalities so any layman can get hold, read and understand. I wish to avail it to the school students and government institutions working for the development of the skills and communication, free of cost. I wish to contribute my bit in the education and development of my society and the students. I don't want to be just another PhD degree holder serving an academic institution and retire when the age comes. That's my dream for now, I don't know, how would I be able to achieve it but I won't quit like I didn't in past 8 years.

Handbook to write PhD synopsis/ proposal

Handbook to write PhD synopsis/ proposal- Review after first draft•Write something about 500 words, and delete it.
•Find your note book in the hay of print outs and utter in frustration "abey.. kahan likha tha yaar"
•Type, type, type and type;wait a minute, delete, delete and type again.
•Good.
•Now next paragraph.
•Read it thoroughly and say "kis gadhe ne ye point yahan likha hai- maine hi"-- select and cut that paragraph and paste it at the last section after 18 pages.
"How dafuqe do we make such tiny table in msword. Well google wikiHow"•If someone switches off the phone, yell and jump save the print outs scattering everywhere in the room.
•Crawl like zombie with no legs under the bed and fetch those notes and that pencil "oh.. i found my alovera cream and hair band too!!
•Open the journal website and look for ERR_WEBPAGE_NOT_RESOLVED for like 6 times and then Google some other .edu website.•Find your phone somewhere inside the printouts, books, notes, half eaten sandwich, and call your guide for some doubt•Dont be disappointed by the unanswered call.•Scroll all the pages top to bottom and bottom to top once. Take a deep breath and read again.•Type, type, click, correct, delete, find appropriate adverb, fit it,"perfect! looks good"
......damn! It changed whole timestamp!!•change all past tense into future time
Read again.. click.. click..•Stretch your arms and legs like a dog.
Stand up from the chair and look at the watch With that"Oh teri" reaction sit again and repeat all the abovementioned steps.
• stop the crave for samosa and chai, you are already 70 kgs!P.s dont bath and eat that cucumber sandwich.

लोग अजनबी ही रहे तो बेहतर है

another Crisis

The most common statements I hear being into academics are "you have got nothing else to do" .."you hav no practical knowledge about the world" .."bookish" "Jobless" "Because you do 'nothing', you become fussy and frustrated, go join a gym or get some job" .."oversmart" Earlier I used to be demoralized and then father once told, "our surrounding is full of people who measure success by monetory terms, what position you are holding, which chair do you represent and how fat is your account, they have nothing to do with the numbers of book you read or how dedicated you are towards your chosen path. But then, it is your decision, do you really want to live among that class or have you dremt of a better life when you will break your cocoon?
Some things take patience and more than required time, when you feel that the world is settled but you are still in the middle of nowhere."
It somehow managed to convince me that he was right, he made his point.
but still the issue is we have to deal that majority, we cannot avoid it, Trust me I still do and I just end up ignoring those people as if they don't exist.
or maybe I chose to be Blind because I cannot keep on proving each Anti-Education person, the value of higher education. They will certify me as crazy as they say " jyada padhne se dimag kharab ho jata hai" :D
meanwhile dealing with the crisis another came up,
"What If I get a life partner who doesn't value the education the way I do, or his family too, It is like rotting in hell if he would think the way other's did, so far?" is the another big doubt I suffer.
There will be big conflict in the ideas and perspectives.
I am sure most of my age singles are dealing with this shit too and have no idea where it is going to be.lol.