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Cristale

Da… 500 de euro suvita cu cristale Swarovsky, 1000 de euro tatuaj la baza genelor, 2000 de euro gene false batute cu pietre Swarovsky. Cum mama dracului sa-ti pui gene false cu cristale Swarovsky? Pana la urma isi vor bate Swarovsky si in fund, in nas, in omusorul din gat, in retina, in talpa, in ficat, bila si rinichi, ca sa aiba pietre la rinichi, dar sa fie Swarovsky.

Cred ca imi voi lasa mustata si barba si imi voi implanta pietre Swarovsky in suvite. As arata cool, nu? Plus ca la mine ar fi naturale, nu false, ca genele aleia de la Bambi. Ma voi tatua intr-un loc anume, ca sa fie neagra, ca tot se spune despre negri ce se spune… Imi voi implanta silicon in burta si ma voi tunde zero, pentru ca burtosii cheliosi sunt la mare cautare (deh, burta - prosperitate)…

Lesinul

Am aflat azi ca undeva la Constanta un cetatean a suferit o operatie la mana. Pana aici chiar nu e nimic deosebit, chestia interesanta este ca omul s-a operat datorita faptului ca la cea mai mica miscare a bratului, lesina. Mi-a fugit gandul la ceea ce ar fi putut face omul ala ca sa lesine. Sa bata la taste ca mine acum, sa bata covoare, sa scrie de mana vreun text, sa arate cu degetul, sa se scobeasca in nas, sa faca niste clatite sau sa faca ceea ce-si face omul cu mana lui si nu se numeste lucru manual ci altfel… Ma gandesc daca Ceausescu ar fi suferit de o astfel de afectiune. Ar fi lesinat la fiecare silaba. Sau Cioroianu, in clipa in care a grait “Good point!” si a aratat degetul mare? Sa fi cazut lat, prada unui lesin… Sau Traian Basescu? Sa fi incercat sa duca microfonul la gura pe scena in Piata Constitutiei si sa se intinda si el pe podea… Sa mai zic de Monica Columbeanu, care in film isi folosea si mana?…

Sunt trist…

Cea mai tare femeie impresar din patria noastra, Ana Maria Prodan, adevarata fiica a cantaretei country de la noi, Ionela Prodan, pe numele de scena Ionela Prodan, a avut pierderi de 2 milioane de dolari datorita problemelor bancare din SUA. Groaznica stire, de prima pagina. Cu atat mai mult cu cat Ana Maria Prodan apare in prima pagina imbracata sumar. Oare din cauza faptului ca nu mai are bani? Cred ca marea masa a romanilor va avea o zi si o seara foarte trista dupa ce a citit asta in Libertatea. Eu unul abia imi pot stapani lacrimile… Sper ca suma de 2 milioane de dolari sa reintre in contul Anei si cat mai curand sa o vedem din nou in Libertatea pe prima pagina spunand ca a castigat 2 milioane de dolari. Macar sa-i puna la loc…

Reasons to Call Specialty Service for European Car in Alexandria

Having specialty car is sometimes challenging for the owners when it comes car maintenance, service, and repairs. European car is one of the examples. Not all service centers receive these cars because they do not have enough mechanics to handle the cars. Fortunately, many service centers, such as European car Repair Alexandria, make advantage of the gap. They offer specialty services to answer the problems commonly faced by the European car owners.
Why Calling Specialty Service Center
When you have a problem on the road, engine or brake problems for instance, street-side mechanics may offer you a hand. However, when you take your car to the false hands, you will see other problems after you bring the car home. Why? It is because the ordinary mechanics actually do not understand any details about the European car. As a result, they may treat some components of the car wrongly.
On the other hand, calling specialty service centers provides you with many benefits. First of all, your car is at the right hands, namely, at the hands of professional and properly trained mechanics. As a result, you will see superior result and you can drive your car confidently.  European car Repair Alexandria offers warranty for various aspects, including mechanics, auto parts, and repairs. Whether you have an Audi, BMW, Mercedes, Smart, Jaguar, Land Rover, Volkswagen, or Volvo, you will get a peace of mind from a properly working European car.
Where to get European Car Repair
When you live in Alexandria and surrounding cities and if you put high priority on the quality of auto service and repair, calling European car Repair Alexandriais the right decision. It is supported by highly trained mechanics with adequate knowledge and skills in European cars. They are ready for various types of services and repair, whether they are minor or major mechanical works on the axles, AC unit, battery, radiator, headlights, clutch, engine, and so on. It guarantees that you will get only the first-class results.

How to Buy Cheap Bentley Car for Sale Online

There is no better car that combines elegance and power than Bentley. Whether you choose the elegant Continental series or luxurious Flying Spur, Bentley is a great car to show the world about your high taste. However, with the super expensive price of many new Bentleys, how can you get a really good Bentley without burning your wallet? The answer: find a good secondhand Bentley for sale. As a high quality car, even secondhand Bentley is still precious and valued highly.
Great Source for Bentley Cars
Whether you are looking for old or new Bentley, make sure you know the best place to get both, with good prices and excellent customer service. Bentley vehicles for sale on GoCars consist of secondhand and new cars with great prices that you will not find anywhere. You can get incredibly great Bentley with prices that will not tear your wallet up.
New and used Bentley for sale on GoCars is available from various series and types; from elegant Bentley Continental series to the new Flying Spur car; and they are available in various colors. There is no better source of Bentley cars than GoCars, where you can shop for any Bentley type you want with many price options.

A Buyer’s Guideline For Used Vehicles

There are a variety of outlets to purchase used vehicles such as franchised and independent dealers, rental auto companies, leasing companies, used car dealerships and online. These outlets are a great place to find your ideal used cargo vans, flatbed trucks, step vans and others (Source: http://www.htrucks.com/sales_cargovans.php). However, shoppers should be wary, as some car salesman have a bad reputation for scamming and manipulating facts to uninformed shoppers. Before purchasing your used vehicles, consider these important buyer’s guideline:

    Ask yourself what is your driving habits, what will the car will be used for, and what is your budget. Do research on the type of used models, what options are available, compare costs,  look for repair records, conduct safety tests and check their mileage.
    When examining used vehicles, inspect the following such as the exterior and interior, tires, engine, suspension, frame, transmission, brakes, steering and others miscellaneous. Get a second independent review, by hiring a professional mechanic to inspect the used vehicle as well.
    Test out the used vehicle under varied road conditions such as on hills, highways, in stop-and-go traffic. Try to test the used vehicle under varied weather condition as well such as during rainy, stormy and snowy seasons.
    Be sure to ask from the owner or dealer for the maintenance record and car’s history. You can compare the maintenance cost on the models from auto-related consumers magazines. For an independent and efficient review of used vehicle’s history, look for trusted third-party database service that gathers information from state and local authorities, auto salvage yards, and insurance companies.
    Before negotiating a price for the used vehicle, determine the value of the used vehicle using reputable and current resources form the National Automobile Dealers Association (NADA) Guides, Edmunds, and Kelley Blue Book.

To know more about used vehicles for sale, visit http://www.htrucks.com/.

Finding Career Direction with Navtej Kohli CDC

Education is not always the answer for increased life standard and economical condition. Even for people who have sophisticated skill in the field of computer engineering, for example, job opportunities are not always available and competition is tough. Navtej Kohli, a software engineer and successful entrepreneur, widened his philanthropist projects by starting Najtev Kohli CDC.  Focusing on education and career consultation, Navtej Kohli CDC aims to increase the competitive ability of computer engineering students and graduates, especially in India and Costa Rica.

Career Direction and Consultation with Navtej Kohli

As a successful entrepreneur who started his works from India, Navtej Kohli is very concerned about education quality in India. He thought that many educational institutions do not give the right career directions that the students need. Many teaching methods do not focus on preparing students in pursuing the right career paths and facing competitive professional environment, and the students end up getting a job that they do not want or they even do not get the job at all.

Navtej Kohli CDC is a career and educational consultation center that works in helping computer engineering students and graduates to pursue career path that allows them to develop their skills optimally, thus enabling them to make use of their skills and background knowledge at the right place and give huge professional contribution. Even those who already start their career as computer engineers can get consultation to shape their career paths in a better way and grow to become professional.

Navtej Kohli CDC also urges educational institutions to create better method in teaching students, so that they are not only equipped with basic knowledge and standard skill, but also interpersonal ability and positive mental attitude to face competitions and professional world in the field of computer engineering.

Why Computer Engineering?

As an entrepreneur in the field of software and computer engineering, Navtej Kohli believes that computer is a technology that brings so many influential and positive changes in various fields and countries. India and Costa Rica, where Navtej has his main offices, are developing countries that have much potential despite lack of education qualities and proper job opportunities for many of their youths.

Navtej Kohli Costa Rica and India both work in developing useful software and program, thus becoming great sources for professionals and graduates in computer engineering to get consultation, start to do networking and even join forces. Navtej Kohli CDC will always work its best to increase opportunity for young professionals to develop their skills and to provide them with a good career path.

Keeping Quotes Low – How to Get the Best Auto Insurance Deal

Low insurance quotes seem to have become one of the rarest breeds of all across the Canadian landscape. While most expect their quotes to come down year after year, a good number find themselves deeper and deeper out of pocket without ever really comprehending what’s going on. Of course, those that have accidents and are the unfortunate victims of crime brace themselves for the inevitable, but for other’s it’s a case of being punished for little to nothing at all.
As such, the best advice is to find the cheapest possible car insurance you can in the first place so that even when an uptick does creep into the equation, you’re still not taking home a bad deal. So whether it’s your first time buying insurance or you’ve decided that now’s the time to switch, here’s a look at a few tips to help you get the lowest quote every time:
Shop Around
First and Foremost, it’s usually impossible to pick any given insurer and be offered the best quote on the market the first time – it just doesn’t happen. There are too many out there offering too many unique deals and price promises for it to be in your interests NOT to compare the market. This doesn’t mean spending days on end making calls and seeing what’s what, but instead going to the best broker you can find and letting them do the legwork for you. It’s a proven fact that shopping around has the potential to slash your policy prices in half.
Pay In One Installment
Here’s another tip that’s not always looked into by most – try to avoid paying for your policy in monthly installments. Of course, if you’re being asked to stump u $2,500 for your policy then chances are this isn’t the kind of cash you’ll have lying around, but if you can possibly afford to pay it off all in one go, do so. Rates vary, but it’s not uncommon to see a full 25% added onto a premium for the convenience of paying monthly.
Forego the Extras
Always look into the optional extras that your policy has opted into on your behalf without you being aware of it. It sounds silly, but sometimes when you get to the end of a policy quote and really look into it, you realize the price is so huge because all the boxes have been automatically ticked. From courtesy cars to handbag cover and right through to things life credit card theft insurance, if there’s anything you can easily get by without, get rid of it and watch the policy price tumble.
Increase Excess
And finally, another sure-fire way of shaving a huge amount off your policy total is to show willingness to pay a higher excess. Let’s face it – you’re hoping you’ll never have to use your insurance and chances are you won’t. As such, if you’re willing to take a chance and accept that you’ll be liable for the first $500 if and when something goes wrong, the price you’re looking at for the policy will immediately tumble.
The Author
John Baron is an animal rights activist and an active member of PETA. He works full time as a professional blogger covering topics such as internet marketing, social media, technology, society and politics.

Chiulul

Uneori ma intreb ce as face eu ca senator sau deputat. Cum m-as comporta fiind acolo, in sala, votand sau discutand pe marginea proiectelor de legi. Niciodata nu m-am gandit cum m-as comporta nefiind acolo si imi dau seama ca sunt tampit. Uite, Crin Antonescu, cel care nu lipseste aproape de la nici o emisiune tv (prin telefon sau chiar din platou) si de cate ori are ocazia, este foarte dur si ferm in declaratii, conform unui studiu al Institutului pentru Politici Publice (uite ca si pentru asta e nevoie de un institut), este cel mai mare chiulangiu din Parlament. Nu are nici un vot exprimat in sesiunea parlamentara de toamna. Urmeaza o gramada de alti alesi, dar mi-e scarba sa mai dau nume. De fapt ce rost are? Eu imi tocesc degetele pe tastatura sa scriu despre ei? Nici macar asta nu merita, cred ca toata lumea e de acord, nu? Sa votam! Ridicati mana. Asa…strangeti pumnul. Asa. Si acum scoateti degetul mijlociu. Perfect! Ca sa le aratam macar ca ne pasa.

Munca

Acum cateva zile am citit un editorial vechi in revista Tango semnat de Alice Nastase. Auzisem numele de cateva ori pe la televizor dar nu stiam unde si in ce fel presta respectiva doamna. In editorial, ca de altfel in toata revista (de fapt, cam 70%) era vorba despre munca, despre cariera si despre pericolul pe care il reprezinta cariera pentru viata personala. Se numea “Pactul cu munca”, foarte inspirat. Alice Nastase nu scria ceva socant, nimic nou. Scria ceea ce femeile si nu numai ele cunosc foarte bine, insa uita sau nu vor sa bage in seama, decat atunci cand, cum spunea si distinsa doamna, este prea tarziu. Ca te arunci in munca, iti faci cariera, bani si la un moment dat te trezesti ca ai imbatranit si nu prea ai amintiri. Sau chiar daca le ai, sunt atat de incetosate, incat nici nu le mai iei in seama. Dragoste? Bleah. Munte? Bleah. Mare? La fel. Serviciu, casa, dus, masa, somn. Se raresc pana si intrebarile de gen: “Cum a fost azi?”, pentru ca raspunsul este mereu acelasi si celui de langa tine, femeie sau barbat, i se pare penibil sa mai intrebe…

Ieri am aflat ca o doamna directoare din trustul Ringier (tanara dealtfel) si-a dat demisia din cauza faptului ca viata personala ii este foarte afectata de munca. In consecinta a hotarat sa-i dea atentia cuvenita (vietii personale) si a renuntat la postul pe care altii se bat. Habar n-am daca acesta este motivul real al demisiei. Insa vreau sa cred ca da. Iar daca este asa, din partea mea felicitari. O sa spuneti ca da, dar a facut o gramada de bani. Iar eu vin si spun ca invariabil cei care au, vor mai mult, nu ar fi asta motivul. Deci, felicitari d-nei/d-rei care a facut pasul asta, daca l-a facut din motivul expus…