Pat Hatt's Blog, page 71

Need A Mate For A Halloween Date?

The cat figured he would help you out early so by then you don't get squirrely. I mean it is only a month and a half away. You may need time to sort through this oh so great display.

n9t veey sociable keep to myself alot
And redundant too with the your plot.
replys only if interested to kno more hmu
Run on sentences still come with acronyms due.

no idea what you are looking for no idea on my time
Damn, are you a new kind of repeating mime?
Looking for some who has their head on their shoulders
Contrary to some beliefs, it doesn't roll anywhere else like boulders.

I love a man with a nice peard
So staring at you isn't weird?
Love anything ufos and I want to be abducted
Any man may find that a little obstructed.

If I could rescue all the animals at the SPCA... I totally would
The cat crosses you off immediately at our hood.
Painting boardgames are some of my favorite things
So you paint two at a time in the wings? 

None smoker ,drinker & none drug user 
But are you a Non abuser?
very organized put together
Too bad your sentences I can't weather. 

to ne me of not to be me
Is that a question from thee?
live for cuddles with my dog
Even when it leaves you a brown log? 

So, here I am. And there you are, somewheres out there
That is very astute of you at your lair. 
enjoy company no where it takes us
Going nowhere may cause a fuss

Going out and also easy
Now to some that may be pleasy.
mild mannered and fun
Someone may sue for that one

No drama and stress
So one or the other no more or less?
founditinthe ditch
Ain't that a bitch.

picture...period...plus...
Lying as you board the whiny...bus.
Permanent is my goal
Will you stuff me like a pet troll?

And there you are. Now you can get a date at your sand bar. You may have to travel far but aren't they worth it to hop in your car? Don't you want one all for you? Heck, it's for Halloween, try for two. Double the crazy mass. I would skedaddle the hell out of there with my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

A Little Tax Just Relax!

Pat is also over here. Go for a peer!
Some people go nuts like dogs do to butts. They are taxing that? How can they where they are at? That is just wrong. And they go further along the same old song.

Sugary drinks taxed?
In it's been faxed.
That is such a shame.
You pay more for the obesity game.

A helmet law?
Now that's raw.
Who wants to protect their head?
That just causes dread.

A speed limit?
Can't they dim it?
I want to go really fast.
It would be, literally, a blast.

A carbon tax?
Let's make tracks.
Fossil fuels are always the way.
Who cares about global warming today?

Bah, let's get rid of it all.
Toss it down the hall.
Watch it roll into the garbage chute.
Let's all remain mute.

Sugar isn't taxed.
Our limit is maxed.
Diabetes and diseases galore.
Wait, hasn't that come ashore?

No helmets needed.
Not cool to be deeded.
Brain damage is swell though.
I'm now too dumb to know.

Speed limits gone.
Hell, drive on the lawn.
Car accidents on the rise.
Humans dropping like flies.

Carbon stays this way.
Fossil fuels are here to stay.
Damn, they all ran dry.
Now all we can do is pray upon high.

Bah, let's keep them in.
Humans comply to win.
Change actually comes due.
A helmet actually saves brain cell or two.

Ever think of it like that? Humans are stupid where they are at. If left to their own will many would end up in a landfill. But by taking away the choice of it, whether or not it causes a fit, little by little some change may take place. Don't like the tax? Don't join the diabetes race. Poor, poor you will make it through. Now I'm taxed at my zoo. It's taxing giving humans sass. I'll go take a nap with my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

Ever The Cheap Kinda Creep!

The cat watched some things arrive here and there. I saw them easily at my lair. They were packaged good except for a few. Why? Because a great deal came due.

Wrapped and ready.
Shipment come steady.
It's almost there.
But buyer beware.

While established is grand,
Across most of the land.
In comes the cheap,
The cheap kinda creep.

Have a great deal.
A real steal.
You save some dough.
How is it so low?

Why we skimp on shipping.
Your liquid is dripping.
Your glass is smashed.
It all needs to be trashed.

Better shipping at the dump.
But don't be a grump.
Because you got a deal.
It was such a steal.

Sorry, no refund allowed.
But you can stand proud.
You just saved money.
That makes all sunny.

See our auto reply?
Don't sit and sigh.
We are too busy for you.
That's all that will come through.

The touch of cheap.
A lazy hop not leap.
Who needs the hassle?
We don't live in a castle.

You got it at cost.
The shipping was tossed.
Tossed and flipped.
You never even tipped.

So enjoy the pieces.
It was for your nieces?
Our reply robot feels your pain.
Hey, we also ship by plane.

That just popped out as I saw such packages about. How can anyone get repeat business with such crap? Their packing looks like it has the clap. Ever get bad packages like that where you are at? Did they spill, break or smash like glass? That would sure annoy the hell out of my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

Likely Not With This Plot!

The whole world likes to yap. That is not news to any chap. They yap and yap and yap some more. I better stop yapping before I bore. But about the weather they chat, about you they probably won't chew the fat.

Whether old or young,
You may never be stung.
Stung like the rich.
Those out like a glitch.

Many know their name.
They have so called fame.
The right moment in time,
They beat out a mime.

But for every one,
100,000 nos are spun.
The rest have to fight.
Fight to survive the night.

Those around know.
Whether friend or foe.
Can touch each one,
With your daily run.

Making a difference near.
Things most will never hear.
But at the end of the day,
You do it anyway.

It could be the middle.
But let's not diddle.
Diddle about I mean.
Don't go gutter at your scene.

You'll never be like them.
Dripping out golden phlegm.
When you whine no one will hear,
Except those willing to lend an ear.

No one will stalk you,
Unless a crazy lives near your zoo.
No one may take what you say as true.
Of you, most won't have a clue.

No water cooler talk.
Most won't gawk.
Most won't bow down,
Like you have a golden crown.

Fighting for each day,
May always be the way.
But come what may,
In the fight you'll stay.

Is the cat a downer today? Nah, just had that to say. The fight needs to be done as each new day is spun. It can happen to one out of the 100,000 that are spun. Yeah, I pulled that number from my butt. Stats sure are fun at any hut. Most of us may have to walk across broken glass as we remain in the mass. But that glass can be pushed away with gas, like the kind that comes out my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

Hire To Write So I Can Ignite!

Some humans really need a kick to the head. Wouldn't hurt the cat any if they fell dead. At least for a few seconds or so. Like Flatliners, you know? I'm not that mean here at my scene.

I need a writer.
I need one quick.
A real nail biter,
Who can write some slick.

I have an college essay due.
I can't get it done.
I'll pay you $5 too.
Doesn't it sound fun?

I have entry papers.
I really want to get in.
We aren't committing capers.
I just want to give being a Dr. a spin.

I need my thesis written.
It must be well researched.
I'll buy you a kitten,
Or a bird to be perched.

I have a paper due.
It's all about me.
I would like to hire you,
To make it come to be.

There is a second one.
It's on my personal thoughts.
Can you give it a run?
I bet when writing my thoughts you have lots.

I have a personal experience book.
It must be written grand.
Won't you write it at your nook?
I'll then sell it across the land.

My memoirs need to be written.
They are totally fake.
But fans will be smitten.
Care to partake?

My personal blog needs a writer.
Can you post each day?
Maybe even pull an all nighter.
I'll give 50 cents as pay.

I need a writer fast.
This job would last.
It will be a blast.
But first sign a waiver as you aren't part of the cast.

Now don't you want to go and write personal stuff for some nut? Doesn't that sound like a fun rut? Who wouldn't want a Dr. that can't write their own thoughts? I mean, I'd really really trust them lots. Pfffffft to such lazy sobs at any sea. On them I'd like to take a pee. Whole new level to dog ate my homework as they hire writers to forgo that perk. Some people also actually help it come to pass. Those are graduates that are scary to my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

Get Ready To Start And Grab A Cart!

The cat shall sit and lick. Hey, grooming does the trick. Then I can get hair all over the place. I laugh when it gets in your face. All from I starting to lick. Aren't I a bit of a snip snipped dick?

Boo hoo, you can't win.
Never took a spin.
Now that's a sin.
Where to begin?

Just begin.
No big win.
No big mention.
Letting the beginning get attention.

May start to fail.
You may wail.
But fail to start,
And you're a fart.

Less than a fart.
Some other non essential part.
An appendix are you.
At least a fart relief can come due.

All roads start.
All fall apart.
The cracks may show,
A tire may blow.

But within the crack,
Learn something you lack.
Or break your momma's back.
That may cause flack.

Continue and learn.
Growth at each turn.
Unless you turn back.
But some points you still rack.

Began and tried.
Went for a ride.
Life gave to you,
Whether you think it true.

Failed or not.
Added to the plot.
Took away from it all.
You may even stall.

But you went.
Didn't pitch a tent.
And what do you know?
You began to go.

Afraid of beginning? Well you won't end up winning. It may take forever in a day, but can't shorten forever if you don't play. A simple beginning can go a long way even if a bumpy road comes into play. All this talk about roads at my sea. You'd think they were walked by me. Nah, don't want to be like the chicken and turned into a flat mass. I will stay inside with my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

A Detecting In Expecting!

The cat had another stupid saying come to pass. They said it and I gave a little sass. More like just a wise crack or two. I guess that is the same thing at ones zoo.

Here we go.
Time for a show.
Bring on the day.
Come what may.

Nope, not that.
Might fall flat.
Could get rabies from a rat.
Did you expect that?

Well expect the unexpected.
Umm, wouldn't that get objected?
For the unexpected has been inspected.
A new saying needs to be erected.

For with a little expecting,
You've gone on detecting.
Unexpected your neglecting,
So there is no unexpecting.

Did your mind bend?
That's an expected trend.
The cat likes to confuse.
It sure does amuse.

You expected it though.
You expected my flow.
That's to be expected.
Nothing to be corrected.

Unexpected gets affected.
Like some rigged elected.
Or getting rejected.
All can be a bit disconnected.

For now all is expected.
At least what can be detected.
You have no expectation of everything to be born.
For I may give you a post with kitty porn.

Hey, the furry ass of Cass,
May impress in mass.
Even if we're snip snip.
I expect it would drop a lip.

Damn, I expected that.
Not unexpected for the cat.
I've now unexpected the expected.
The "un" is no longer protected.

Every see that one at your sea? Did you delve into it like me? Hey, if you expect what can come to be than it is no longer unexpected to thee. Weird stuff will come to pass but you can't expect such things in mass. At least not without giving yourself a big case of gas. So that saying was proven utterly wrong by my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer. 

Round Sixty One As Some Still Have Fun!

Well it took two months to get enough for a new round. I guess the crazies are no longer found. Or they are hiding behind Google at their sea. For if signed in, searches don't come to be.

copycat copycat sitting on the doormat rhyme

Times two
Times two
Copy cat you
Copy cat you
On the door mat
On the door mat
Rat a tat tat
Rat a tat tat

copycat copycat sitting on the doormat lyrics

Not doing it twice. I'm not that nice.

bear by marian engel

Umm okay. A cat not a bear at my bay.

copy cat dirty rat rhyme

Haven't we done this? Do you want me to hiss?

google

Umm, it's that search bar thing. You know, how you found my blog wing.

rat sex

Just what I need to see. All for thee.

rat sex rat

Really kinky now. Does that wow?

kinky mule tail

Yee haw, hillbilly. Whip out that willy.

what causes protien pusscuss

Do I want to know? I hope it isn't down below.

rhymetimeblog

That's me at my sea.

rich cat rhyme

I'm broke and poor,
A repeat encore.
Just the thing,
When you have no bling.

run boob

They can pop off and run? Damn, that can't be fun.

search engine

Well it is better than Google. But it is the thing that let's you oogle.

cat pics

Plenty here, even some of my actual rear.

And the winner of today sure likes to look for a weird display. What could it be? Do I want to know at my sea? Probably not. I may get eye rot.

Pics for dilly bush tush
Well there is a bush with a tush that I used a time or ten. Not sure it will dilly any women or men. But you can go and ask as it may be up for the task. Okay, I am through. No more gutter for that at my zoo. And so another has come to pass as a few nuts still find my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

The Betting Way Here Today!

Hey, beats The Cowboy Way, you'd fall asleep with that display. Want to bet on that? Nah, neither does the cat. For I'll do what I do, not the stupid bet of a stupid crew.

That is neat.
Oh how sweet.
It is so grand.
Tune up the band.

Tune up not down.
Down would frown.
Can down they go?
I sure don't know.

But I bet you it can be done?
Come on, let's bet for fun.
You bet no and I bet yes.
Nothing will end up in a mess.

If I win you chop off an ear.
That is nothing to fear.
If you win I eat my toe.
Easy peasy, don't say no.

If I win you eat a rock.
That won't make any gawk.
If you win I eat a whole tree.
Easy peasy, let's make it come to be.

If I win you steal a car.
I know you'll get really far.
If you win I rob a bank.
Easy peasy, let's walk the plank.

If I win you pound sand up your ass.
That will be such an easy pass.
If you win I eat sand for a week.
Easy peasy, this bet you must seek.

If I win you jump from a plane.
No parachute allowed and you land on a train.
If you win I get thrown in the middle of the ocean.
Easy peasy, I can withstand its constant motion.

If I win you wrestle a bear.
You'll get it before the bear is even aware.
If you win I'll fight a moose.
Easy peasy, let's bet on this golden goose.

So let's bet.
The wager is set.
Let's dance a jig.
Nope, you can't renege.

Ever take such stupid arse bets at your sea? You may not want to tell me. There are some in good fun but others are just stupid when done. Eating a rock or tree? Yeah, on such idiots I'd throw cat pee. Are you scared of not taking the bet? Your ego need it to be set? Pfffft to that as well in mass. Have nothing to prove to some idiot with my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

Ruling Can't Kinda Slant!

 A ruling can't.Can't will chant.Can or can't.Can's an ant.
Can't for the win.Can't does can in.Easier to arise.Can't multiplies.
Rules the day.Come what may.A can in the bag.Can't plays tag.
Tagged on in.Can't strives to win.Can't stop now.Can takes a bow.
Can't has you.Can't you see through?Can you see through?Which one is true?
Can or can't?Wishes grant?If your Aladdin.Otherwise, can't will sadden.
Takes on hold.Heavy like gold.Stuck in the head.Can't stop the dread.
Can too!Can't, you.Can too!Can't, you.
Can't is still here.What's to fear?Can't can't let go?Well what do you know.
Can takes hold.Can becomes gold.Can't hits the highway.Can is here to stay.
Newsflash before we end the bash. Find all details here with a peer!
Stuck on can't and its not so cheery chant? Can't can easily become can at your sea if you don't let can't rule thee. Unless can't is something like jumping 500 feet in the air. Sorry, can will never come to be for that at any lair. Can you see can through the can't looking glass? Can't say I didn't try to help with my little rhyming ass.
Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.