Pat Hatt's Blog, page 16
March 12, 2019
The Meet Err Umm Repeat!
The cat is here to meet and greet. Damn, we've already met on some blogland street? I guess that is out of the question. Care to give a suggestion? No? Well then I guess we'll give it a go. A repeat...oh no!
Gather one. Gather all.
Come to this shiny hall.
Here you sit. Here you grumble.
Maybe more if they mumble.
In your head. In your eyes.
They sit and sound ever so wise.
Easy to do. Easy to say.
When it's been done before today.
So we shake. So we yap.
Stay awake or fall into a trap.
A trap so big. A trap so wide.
You'll get taken for a one way ride.
So you listen. So you ask.
So you pretend to enjoy the task.
When you mutter. When you grumble.
Wishing it would turn into the Royal Rumble.
Fake it is. Fake it will be.
At least that fake entertains thee.
Unlike the ego. Unlike the vain.
Unlike the one at the head of the train.
The one in charge. The flunky on top.
Either or and they never stop.
On they go. On they yap.
Once again don't fall into a trap.
Eyes on them. Eyes on task.
Make up shit when they ask.
Don't try to stare. Don't try to gaze.
Could leave you in a corporate maze.
One of thrills. One of bills.
One where HR comes and kills.
Down you go. Down you went.
All from saying to get bent.
Back we go. Back we came.
Back once more for this repeat game.
Said and spoken. Said and said.
Does this really stay in the head?
Such are greetings. Such are meetings.
Already met, so now repeatings.
Care to join? Care to go?
Repeatings are sure in the know.
A lover of meetings at your sea? Can you tell that we may not be? Repeatings is sure what many should be named. The same things are usually shamed. Or would that be said? Bah, go ask HR Ted. Or would that be Bob? Hey, it could be Rob. Whatever rhyme fits. Repeats sure come in more than not so movie hits. They can come with the 9-5 in mass, which results in sass from my ever so met little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
Gather one. Gather all.
Come to this shiny hall.
Here you sit. Here you grumble.
Maybe more if they mumble.
In your head. In your eyes.
They sit and sound ever so wise.
Easy to do. Easy to say.
When it's been done before today.
So we shake. So we yap.
Stay awake or fall into a trap.
A trap so big. A trap so wide.
You'll get taken for a one way ride.
So you listen. So you ask.
So you pretend to enjoy the task.
When you mutter. When you grumble.
Wishing it would turn into the Royal Rumble.
Fake it is. Fake it will be.
At least that fake entertains thee.
Unlike the ego. Unlike the vain.
Unlike the one at the head of the train.
The one in charge. The flunky on top.
Either or and they never stop.
On they go. On they yap.
Once again don't fall into a trap.
Eyes on them. Eyes on task.
Make up shit when they ask.
Don't try to stare. Don't try to gaze.
Could leave you in a corporate maze.
One of thrills. One of bills.
One where HR comes and kills.
Down you go. Down you went.
All from saying to get bent.
Back we go. Back we came.
Back once more for this repeat game.
Said and spoken. Said and said.
Does this really stay in the head?
Such are greetings. Such are meetings.
Already met, so now repeatings.
Care to join? Care to go?
Repeatings are sure in the know.
A lover of meetings at your sea? Can you tell that we may not be? Repeatings is sure what many should be named. The same things are usually shamed. Or would that be said? Bah, go ask HR Ted. Or would that be Bob? Hey, it could be Rob. Whatever rhyme fits. Repeats sure come in more than not so movie hits. They can come with the 9-5 in mass, which results in sass from my ever so met little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
March 11, 2019
Get The Meaning With This Screening!
The cat is here to get you meaning. That will be quite the screening. Or maybe just another post. Hey, it is easy to make fun of you at my coast. Humans sure don't make it hard. They must be the joker card.
A new day has come.
The sun isn't glum.
It shines upon you.
As it does every other zoo.
Unless cloud or night.
But screw weather taking flight.
You already talk enough about that.
No need to be a repeat weather nut dingbat.
For we need something more.
Like the sun shining on your shore.
Here we go with an encore.
Sorry, does it at every shore.
Unless...damn you.
No weather to come due.
We need something more.
A hidden meaning to explore.
No, that's not it.
What's with this spit?
Spit as in you drool.
That is so not cool.
Or maybe it is?
Should we hold a quiz?
Could get some insight.
Should drool take flight?
Was that a no?
Sorry, that strikes a blow.
It can't just be that.
Multiple choice to create a stat.
One that we fake.
Like a germy handshake.
Some handshake deal.
Yeah, those end up real.
We need something more.
Here we go with the encore.
Yeah. Yeah. The sun shines on you.
Well whoopdi friggin doo.
Oh, there is a meaning?
It's not the same as my sunny screening?
It holds far more at your sea?
I think meaningful was just described by thee.
Meaningful for you.
Holds far more in view.
While congrats from a cat.
You can hold in far more scat.
Doesn't meaningful hold such grand things? You better go before having flings. Spring is soon coming. You'll hear that humming. Is it more meaningful to you? Did the cat take that a bit far at our zoo? Is the meaning now full up? Maybe you might want to ask a pup. The weather sure must be a meaningful conversation to all. You say it enough at your hall. But wouldn't that make it an every day, ordinary pass? Bah, I'll stick to emptying my not so meaningful little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
A new day has come.
The sun isn't glum.
It shines upon you.
As it does every other zoo.
Unless cloud or night.
But screw weather taking flight.
You already talk enough about that.
No need to be a repeat weather nut dingbat.
For we need something more.
Like the sun shining on your shore.
Here we go with an encore.
Sorry, does it at every shore.
Unless...damn you.
No weather to come due.
We need something more.
A hidden meaning to explore.
No, that's not it.
What's with this spit?
Spit as in you drool.
That is so not cool.
Or maybe it is?
Should we hold a quiz?
Could get some insight.
Should drool take flight?
Was that a no?
Sorry, that strikes a blow.
It can't just be that.
Multiple choice to create a stat.
One that we fake.
Like a germy handshake.
Some handshake deal.
Yeah, those end up real.
We need something more.
Here we go with the encore.
Yeah. Yeah. The sun shines on you.
Well whoopdi friggin doo.
Oh, there is a meaning?
It's not the same as my sunny screening?
It holds far more at your sea?
I think meaningful was just described by thee.
Meaningful for you.
Holds far more in view.
While congrats from a cat.
You can hold in far more scat.
Doesn't meaningful hold such grand things? You better go before having flings. Spring is soon coming. You'll hear that humming. Is it more meaningful to you? Did the cat take that a bit far at our zoo? Is the meaning now full up? Maybe you might want to ask a pup. The weather sure must be a meaningful conversation to all. You say it enough at your hall. But wouldn't that make it an every day, ordinary pass? Bah, I'll stick to emptying my not so meaningful little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
March 10, 2019
The Yesterday Gets A Replay!
You humans sure have short attention spans far and wide. A fact you don't even try to hide. The things you say attest to that. You can't even acknowledge yesterday's stat.
It's big big news.
We've given you clues.
Now it's to come.
Aliens caught probing a bum.
It is so true.
It's right here in view.
The world will quake.
Maybe to the hippy shake.
We aren't alone.
Get ET a phone.
Call Arnold or Glover.
They aren't an alien lover.
It's big news.
It's far better than some ocean cruise.
Public space travel is officially a thing.
You have to be as rich as a king.
For 10 million you can go.
You will be in the know.
You will fly and float.
That beats any old boat.
It's umm news.
That sports team decided to lose.
They made losing a fad.
Sports people aren't glad.
But what can you do?
We bring it to you.
You do the rest.
What? Back on that alienfest?
That was yesterday's news.
Don't even peruse.
It was big big then.
That was way back when.
Like 24 hours ago.
Now all are in the know.
We've got other news to send.
Beat it into the ground is also a trend.
We've got big big news.
Aliens go probing on the cruise.
That was never said.
Now get yesterday's news out of your head.
Don't you love how big big things go by the wayside after the news has given them a ride? They may beat things into the ground for a while as you turn many a dial, but eventually you humans ignore or forget it in mass. Why? Because a new big, or maybe not so, big big thing comes to pass. Because a losing team beats aliens probing in mass. Yep, that is so much bigger to any backside except for maybe my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
It's big big news.
We've given you clues.
Now it's to come.
Aliens caught probing a bum.
It is so true.
It's right here in view.
The world will quake.
Maybe to the hippy shake.
We aren't alone.
Get ET a phone.
Call Arnold or Glover.
They aren't an alien lover.
It's big news.
It's far better than some ocean cruise.
Public space travel is officially a thing.
You have to be as rich as a king.
For 10 million you can go.
You will be in the know.
You will fly and float.
That beats any old boat.
It's umm news.
That sports team decided to lose.
They made losing a fad.
Sports people aren't glad.
But what can you do?
We bring it to you.
You do the rest.
What? Back on that alienfest?
That was yesterday's news.
Don't even peruse.
It was big big then.
That was way back when.
Like 24 hours ago.
Now all are in the know.
We've got other news to send.
Beat it into the ground is also a trend.
We've got big big news.
Aliens go probing on the cruise.
That was never said.
Now get yesterday's news out of your head.
Don't you love how big big things go by the wayside after the news has given them a ride? They may beat things into the ground for a while as you turn many a dial, but eventually you humans ignore or forget it in mass. Why? Because a new big, or maybe not so, big big thing comes to pass. Because a losing team beats aliens probing in mass. Yep, that is so much bigger to any backside except for maybe my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
March 9, 2019
The Sacrifice Rolls The Dice!
Everyone who has ever lived has done this. There are some things that are just a miss. Unless alternate reality you does it. Then it all is infinite or some shit.
Decide on the go.Decide way ahead.Whether win or blow,You've chosen a bed.
Comfy and soft.A big bushy room.Up in a loft.Cold and full of doom.
Missed out on one.Missed out on the other.What's done is done.Go cry to your mother.
Or maybe your wife.Maybe your hubby.The choices of life,Are short, fat, and stubby.
Or maybe tall, thin, and wide.But it has to be one.Or maybe a combo in stride.Either way, sacrificing is done.
Taken that job.Left the other.Ate corn on the cob.Choked and died from smother.
A path not walked.A path always taken.At one you balked.At one you were fakin.
Done and do.Not and did.Out of the blue.Kid or no kid.
Risked or not.Run and ran.Both have a plot.Both have a fan.
One over the two.Two over the one.Whatever is chosen by you,Some sacrificing is done.
Have you ever thought of that? It applies for human, dog, or cat. Every single thing you do means that something is sacrificed at your zoo. As we can't do it all. Not even in a million years at each hall. So we have to sacrifice away and do what we wish at the end of the day. Unless you want mid day when you can roll in the grass. That option is fine by my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
Decide on the go.Decide way ahead.Whether win or blow,You've chosen a bed.
Comfy and soft.A big bushy room.Up in a loft.Cold and full of doom.
Missed out on one.Missed out on the other.What's done is done.Go cry to your mother.
Or maybe your wife.Maybe your hubby.The choices of life,Are short, fat, and stubby.
Or maybe tall, thin, and wide.But it has to be one.Or maybe a combo in stride.Either way, sacrificing is done.
Taken that job.Left the other.Ate corn on the cob.Choked and died from smother.
A path not walked.A path always taken.At one you balked.At one you were fakin.
Done and do.Not and did.Out of the blue.Kid or no kid.
Risked or not.Run and ran.Both have a plot.Both have a fan.
One over the two.Two over the one.Whatever is chosen by you,Some sacrificing is done.
Have you ever thought of that? It applies for human, dog, or cat. Every single thing you do means that something is sacrificed at your zoo. As we can't do it all. Not even in a million years at each hall. So we have to sacrifice away and do what we wish at the end of the day. Unless you want mid day when you can roll in the grass. That option is fine by my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
March 8, 2019
The Increased Laze Within A Maze!
Round and round you humans go. That we've done and that we know. But the cat likes to stick it in here and there. Round and round the two legged pair. Said it twice. I guess I better roll the dice.
Made a rhyme.
Did it one time.
Made a rhyme.
Again I'll use time.
The lazy of it.
The who gives a shit.
Evident from the start.
Like a crack at Wal-Mart.
That we know.
That we show.
That we see.
Lazy comes to be.
Clear as day.
Or a moon's display.
If full and under.
Forget the thunder.
Back on task.
What's that you ask?
Don't you know?
Lazy's given a go.
But not the start.
A time taken to heart.
Dig a little deeper.
Lazy is a creeper.
Fear of this.
You may miss.
Sit on your ass.
Lazy makes you pass.
Can't do that.
May fall flat.
Sit on your ass.
Lazy makes you pass.
Life is hard.
Can't mow the yard.
All because of life.
I can't find a wife.
I can't do this.
Everything is a miss.
But I can continue to sit on my ass.
Lazy sure goes well with gas.
Ever use other things when really lazy is the cause? If yes, you'll get no applause. Fear, can't do, and whatever other crap, sure can come from a lazy lass or chap. When really they are the only fool. Sitting around with the brain of a mule. They are even lazier than a singing bass. Pffft to their many excuses says my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
Made a rhyme.
Did it one time.
Made a rhyme.
Again I'll use time.
The lazy of it.
The who gives a shit.
Evident from the start.
Like a crack at Wal-Mart.
That we know.
That we show.
That we see.
Lazy comes to be.
Clear as day.
Or a moon's display.
If full and under.
Forget the thunder.
Back on task.
What's that you ask?
Don't you know?
Lazy's given a go.
But not the start.
A time taken to heart.
Dig a little deeper.
Lazy is a creeper.
Fear of this.
You may miss.
Sit on your ass.
Lazy makes you pass.
Can't do that.
May fall flat.
Sit on your ass.
Lazy makes you pass.
Life is hard.
Can't mow the yard.
All because of life.
I can't find a wife.
I can't do this.
Everything is a miss.
But I can continue to sit on my ass.
Lazy sure goes well with gas.
Ever use other things when really lazy is the cause? If yes, you'll get no applause. Fear, can't do, and whatever other crap, sure can come from a lazy lass or chap. When really they are the only fool. Sitting around with the brain of a mule. They are even lazier than a singing bass. Pffft to their many excuses says my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
March 7, 2019
Fast But No Smart From The Start!
Got the info I wanted. I'm not really haunted. I knew it but needed it. What is this shit? It gave me ghost stuff? My, this thing is rough.
Type and poke.
The sun you soak.
Walk and see.
Nothing but me.
Reflection or glare.
I'll still stare.
Can't see the going.
May be a flat showing.
But have to know.
What's that glow?
What's that thing?
Is it spring?
Can I get a fling?
Related to a king?
Ask Adam that.
Better get on it, stat.
Quicker and quicker.
A finger picker.
Or use a thingy.
Rhymes with majiggy.
Relies on me.
I have to see.
Work, you thing.
It has to be spring.
It's still winter?
Damn that printer.
The print has to be wrong.
Maybe in Hong Kong.
Tell me it's spring.
Make my heart sing.
Tell me now, dammit.
A finger to slam it.
Still saying that?
Go talk to a cat.
I have better things to do.
I'll hit something new.
Oh look, lollipops for sale.
That sure won't fail.
Damn, I went off the trail.
Car smushed me, now I'm frail.
Catch onto that? See with the cat? Or were you too busy gawking and maybe walking? Gawking down at the phone. Addicted to its tone. And guess what? They are fast, but not smart at any hut. Especially with an idiot human at the controls. An idiot human that gawks and strolls. Then you get smushed into a flat mass. You sure wouldn't get any sympathy from my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
Type and poke.
The sun you soak.
Walk and see.
Nothing but me.
Reflection or glare.
I'll still stare.
Can't see the going.
May be a flat showing.
But have to know.
What's that glow?
What's that thing?
Is it spring?
Can I get a fling?
Related to a king?
Ask Adam that.
Better get on it, stat.
Quicker and quicker.
A finger picker.
Or use a thingy.
Rhymes with majiggy.
Relies on me.
I have to see.
Work, you thing.
It has to be spring.
It's still winter?
Damn that printer.
The print has to be wrong.
Maybe in Hong Kong.
Tell me it's spring.
Make my heart sing.
Tell me now, dammit.
A finger to slam it.
Still saying that?
Go talk to a cat.
I have better things to do.
I'll hit something new.
Oh look, lollipops for sale.
That sure won't fail.
Damn, I went off the trail.
Car smushed me, now I'm frail.
Catch onto that? See with the cat? Or were you too busy gawking and maybe walking? Gawking down at the phone. Addicted to its tone. And guess what? They are fast, but not smart at any hut. Especially with an idiot human at the controls. An idiot human that gawks and strolls. Then you get smushed into a flat mass. You sure wouldn't get any sympathy from my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
March 6, 2019
A Twist And Turn As We Learn!
Up we go.Down we flow.In we step.Out we pep.
Around and through.Came to you.Over and back.Sure can't lack.
A twist and shout.That popped out.A twist and turn.Felt that burn.
A mingle and chat.Adds to the stat.A bend and shift.Been given a gift.
A yawn and stretch.Something to fetch.A relax and view.That has come due.
A bend and shake.A fine partake.A wiggle and waltz.Sure can't be false.
A jump and jiggle.Look at that wiggle.A shimmy and shake.Another fine partake.
A known and new.Make quite a view.A more and yet not.An ever expanding plot.
A bend and shift.Thoughts now drift.A drift to more.Creating a lore.
A towel and cease.Stifles the increase.A twist and burn,Increases the learn.
That just popped out for the insecure shout. For the more we twist what we know, the more we can add to it and learn at our show. If something doesn't work, we know it's not a perk. If something does a little bit, we know we have to bend and shift it. Then something just make fully work. All from not quitting and keeping on a bending things to get that perk. Just when you bend be careful of gas. That tends to pop out of my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
March 5, 2019
The Bad End Makes You Spend!
The way we go can be a way. That way can also pay. The cat can confuse. It sure does amuse. By the end you'll sure know the path that we have given a go.
Time is needed.
Things can't be heeded.
So go go go.
Ignore what's to and fro.
Take the path.
That path of wrath.
The path of death.
May be your last breath.
Or maybe not.
The not is my plot.
It will never happen.
So let's stop yappin.
Have to get there.
No time to spare.
Like time is really change.
Stop talking strange.
We have to go.
This will work, I know.
I know it in my heart.
Let's get to the going part.
The cut is short.
That's my report.
It is far better.
Right down to the letter.
So away we go.
And go and go and never slow.
That shortcut is the best.
It beats all the rest.
Damn, dinged the car.
Bah, that won't go far.
Damn, hit a dumpster.
Bah, just will make one a grumpster.
Damn, caused a pile up.
Pffft just a little hiccup.
Damn, hit a pedestrian.
Maybe they'll take up equestrian.
Damn, my car blew to pieces.
This post now ceases.
My shortcut was still the best.
It cut short my life unlike the rest.
Do you think shortcuts through before taking them at your sea? They may end as badly as can be. Is it worth the risk to save a little time? That seems to be the main chime. I can, need to, whatever else, save time. Then you waste more and spend many a dime. Yeah, on those types of shortcuts will take a pass. No need for us to be a dead little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
Time is needed.
Things can't be heeded.
So go go go.
Ignore what's to and fro.
Take the path.
That path of wrath.
The path of death.
May be your last breath.
Or maybe not.
The not is my plot.
It will never happen.
So let's stop yappin.
Have to get there.
No time to spare.
Like time is really change.
Stop talking strange.
We have to go.
This will work, I know.
I know it in my heart.
Let's get to the going part.
The cut is short.
That's my report.
It is far better.
Right down to the letter.
So away we go.
And go and go and never slow.
That shortcut is the best.
It beats all the rest.
Damn, dinged the car.
Bah, that won't go far.
Damn, hit a dumpster.
Bah, just will make one a grumpster.
Damn, caused a pile up.
Pffft just a little hiccup.
Damn, hit a pedestrian.
Maybe they'll take up equestrian.
Damn, my car blew to pieces.
This post now ceases.
My shortcut was still the best.
It cut short my life unlike the rest.
Do you think shortcuts through before taking them at your sea? They may end as badly as can be. Is it worth the risk to save a little time? That seems to be the main chime. I can, need to, whatever else, save time. Then you waste more and spend many a dime. Yeah, on those types of shortcuts will take a pass. No need for us to be a dead little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
March 4, 2019
Up And Down With Your Gown!
There seems to be sides. They go with the tides. The cat finds those have a giant litter box. You may want to wear shoes and socks. Never know what could be buried there. Okay, we are done with the PSA at our lair.
Up and down.
Down and up.
Out on the town.
A half empty cup.
The town is small.
The town isn't large.
Give him a call.
The bartender in charge.
One may know.
One may not.
That's so and so.
They stopped a plot.
Could be a trigger.
Could be a point.
May need a re-jigger.
May need a new joint.
Could find it funny.
Could find it lame.
Could be right on the money.
That really isn't tame.
Or so they say.
They said to me.
Those that eat hay.
A glee for free.
Back on track.
Or maybe not.
Who needs to go back?
That may not be hot.
Hot or cold.
A game well played.
Go and grab a hold.
Watch out for the Raid.
Never know what flows.
That's how it is done.
In the idea grows.
Out it is run.
For some it is down.
For some it is up.
Sides of all in town.
Maybe even a pup.
Don't you love the downsides and upsides to everything? Do they make your heart sing? Do they hurt your head? Downside to the downsides and upsides if that is led. See? Even they have them too. Aren't they fun to use at one's zoo? You can go any which way from gold to brass. At least one is germ free for my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
Up and down.
Down and up.
Out on the town.
A half empty cup.
The town is small.
The town isn't large.
Give him a call.
The bartender in charge.
One may know.
One may not.
That's so and so.
They stopped a plot.
Could be a trigger.
Could be a point.
May need a re-jigger.
May need a new joint.
Could find it funny.
Could find it lame.
Could be right on the money.
That really isn't tame.
Or so they say.
They said to me.
Those that eat hay.
A glee for free.
Back on track.
Or maybe not.
Who needs to go back?
That may not be hot.
Hot or cold.
A game well played.
Go and grab a hold.
Watch out for the Raid.
Never know what flows.
That's how it is done.
In the idea grows.
Out it is run.
For some it is down.
For some it is up.
Sides of all in town.
Maybe even a pup.
Don't you love the downsides and upsides to everything? Do they make your heart sing? Do they hurt your head? Downside to the downsides and upsides if that is led. See? Even they have them too. Aren't they fun to use at one's zoo? You can go any which way from gold to brass. At least one is germ free for my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
March 3, 2019
Photokeratitis Comes To Play On A Snowy Day!
The cat hates the snow, but that you know. If you don't, well now you won't. Or would that be will? Bah, you'll get your fill. We will just show why it is bad. You heard it here first at our pad.
The snow shall come.The snow shall stay.It can kiss my bum,And go on its way.
There it goes.Now it's gone.Damn, more woes.It's back on the lawn.
You stare and look.How dare it return.It's covered your nook.Ahhhh, they burn.
Your eyes were peering.Your eyes were staring.Both don't mean endearing.Gaze would mean caring.
Photokeratitis came due.The snow blinded you.Now you can't see our zoo.Whatever will you do?
Photokeratitis is had.All from the snow.It is oh so bad.That much we know.
Snow blindness it means.Photokeratitis from snow.Now on your screens,You must make it go.
Melt it with fire.Burn the stuff up.Just don't expire,That would be a hiccup.
Catch it with nets.Toss it in lakes.Let it get eaten by pets.Ship it off with snakes.
If not, you're screwed.Photokeratitis may come.That would sure be rude.That and then some.
Don't you hate snow now? It could make you blind somehow. What was that? I'm a mistaken cat? Bah, Photokeratitis is a real word, even if it sounds absurd. The cat will go with it. We need to give a bad rap to that white shit. So don't get Photokeratitis from snow and go blind. Get rid of it all, mankind. Maybe I'll go melt it with gas. That seems to come from my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
The snow shall come.The snow shall stay.It can kiss my bum,And go on its way.
There it goes.Now it's gone.Damn, more woes.It's back on the lawn.
You stare and look.How dare it return.It's covered your nook.Ahhhh, they burn.
Your eyes were peering.Your eyes were staring.Both don't mean endearing.Gaze would mean caring.
Photokeratitis came due.The snow blinded you.Now you can't see our zoo.Whatever will you do?
Photokeratitis is had.All from the snow.It is oh so bad.That much we know.
Snow blindness it means.Photokeratitis from snow.Now on your screens,You must make it go.
Melt it with fire.Burn the stuff up.Just don't expire,That would be a hiccup.
Catch it with nets.Toss it in lakes.Let it get eaten by pets.Ship it off with snakes.
If not, you're screwed.Photokeratitis may come.That would sure be rude.That and then some.
Don't you hate snow now? It could make you blind somehow. What was that? I'm a mistaken cat? Bah, Photokeratitis is a real word, even if it sounds absurd. The cat will go with it. We need to give a bad rap to that white shit. So don't get Photokeratitis from snow and go blind. Get rid of it all, mankind. Maybe I'll go melt it with gas. That seems to come from my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.
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