Pat Hatt's Blog, page 14
May 1, 2019
Plug It In!
If I said plug it in, plug it in would that break any copyright laws? Hmmm maybe I should let the cat do that with his claws. Not even the cat and still rhyming. Who knew I had such good timing. Power of words. Power to me. Let's power through before you get bored.
So for the IWSG here is the question to give a go:
What was an early experience where you learned that language had power?
Hmm I can think of a bunch and all of them are a tad bad. Taking words that were said normally, if normally is really a thing. Roll your eyes these days and it's a sin. See? No words and you still have power. Would that be a sort of power up? Goku eat your heart out. Who'd do that anyway? Wouldn't that be counterproductive? Unless one is suicidal. What? See? I have the power to make you think all kinds of weird things like me.
Back to it before I get a power down and shrink. Wait! It isn't winter. No worries there. I must have the power to finish this. I seem to be going off more than the cat. What do you think of that?
I took words and used them in many a way. Kids do. Some find it funny, some don't. Those that don't you can really tick off. Tick off the list of ever saying anything to again. Am I right? No?
Those people you learn pretty quickly that words have power as they go off in a huff or on a tangent about how you shouldn't say that. One such word I heard recently was crap. Yep, apparently crap is now a bad word. And guess what? I don't give a crap. Double whammy!
Would this mean that words only have power if you let them? Would it come back to you? Hmm, nope. We have to blame the dog atop the cat atop the flea who ate some poop and mooned a slug. Whoops. My power offended four animal species there. Look! They don't care. Score one for slugs. Suck it, humans.
I think I'm done. Was that rare? No rhyme confuse you? The power of change. I showed two powers today. Now if only invisibility would come due. Or maybe luck. That's a fine power too. And it isn't that rare, as I was blabbing on this way for three years or so at my other lair. The rhyme is creeping back in. I guess the cat wants his spin. He'll have to wait though. Oh, and before I go.
A new contest at the IWSG is on. A great way to get published and get out there a bit more. The genre is a fun one too. Click here to get all the scoop.
Anything else to say? Nah. I think I am through for today. Do words have power to you? Do you blame anyone but you? Are you still weirded out by this side of Pat? Is the third person talking weird for Pat or the cat? I have the power to shut up now. I think I'll exercise it. A few reps and I'll yap some more. Have to work up to higher rep count. Can't do the heavy lifting right away.
Enjoy life, push through the strife.
April 28, 2019
Humans - A Choking Hazard!
Pat says we are boxed in. He wouldn't let me out at our bin. He was trying to stifle me. Joke's on him. He still has to scoop my pee.
Yeah, we are sorta back. Although May will suck at our shack. So won't be around much, but will still reach out here and there and touch. After that we'll show a bit more. But now we are unboxed at our shore. Meaning anything and everything can still show, just that it may in more than just a rhyming flow. At first it was how dare Pat. Changed the name, updated the header, updated the layout, and showed his ugly mug all over our mat. But....
I looked at him like this.How dare a day he make me miss.He deserves to be ignored.He tried to make me bored.
I went to Cass for help.She ignored my yelp.Look at her ignoring me.I am against Pat and Cassie.
Then I walked by.She ignored this guy.She was so snug.Relaxed like a bug.
"Now you are getting it. You..."
Hey, no rhyme.Don't drop a dime.At least that would be me.No longer at our sea.
Hmm. So I tried.I gave these other things a ride.I went after the interloper more.He didn't like my roar.
I tried the poop machine toys with Cass.It was fun for my rhyming ass.I even chewed up a block.The poop machines may have been in shock.
And I relaxed.Not that I was taxed.But I spread out and wasn't go go go.More to life sometimes, you know?
Plus, Pat gets this.To it I hiss.He can keep it.Don't want that shit.
And more of these.Worse than fleas.Or maybe a bad breeze.So about the time freeze.
Live and let live with it.Back to enjoying each hit.Not a job like the tree and mud crap.Rhyme, normal, Cassie, Drazin, whenever, wherever, whoever is now how we shall yap.
Anything happening about? Feel free to check the new layout out. Pat's skills at code tweaking aren't perfect by any means. So if you see any errors on your screens, let us know. And so ends this flow. Relax and enjoy is the way. Much better at the end of the day, especially when you have to slave away for pay. So now at Pat Hatt Time we all shall play. May confuse as many speak, but bah, you can figure it out by now at our creek.
"You think?"
It will be fine, Cass. I'm not that confusing of a little rhyming ass.
"Drazin doesn't know about that as Drazin thinks you are both fleabags."
Hmm confuse it may....
"Only if Pat talks like an idiot and brings that bald head buffoon about."
Yeah, blame it all on Pat. Hmm another perk of letting him share with the cat. So we shall see what, when, and where comes to be. But now everything will be posted at our updated sea. No set time, no set topic, no set post, just when and what we want at our coast. Although no matter what comes to pass, snark will still amass, the cat will still show with Cass, and you can bet that I'll forever stay a little rhyming ass.
Enjoy the day, come what may.
March 30, 2019
A Little Out With No About!
The cat is here. Here you peer. Peer you may, even after today. But see you won't. New you don't. What was that? I'm a confusing cat.
Post away.
We do each day.
Each day right here.
Plus that other one near.
That's once a week.
Easy at our creek.
But the cat's every day.
Still easy we say.
Can spit out a rhyme.
It isn't a crime.
Okay, maybe some spittle.
Bah, won't make things brittle.
Unless it's acid spit.
That's some nasty umm shit.
Whoops, we swore.
Or I did at our shore.
I, me, we, or the cat?
We can keep track of that?
Cassie just rolls her eyes.
I think I may get a few sighs.
Sighs of relief?
Could that be grief?
Beats little old me.
I'll just let it be.
Be we will.
Like a rock on a hill.
It gathers no moss.
Just remember to floss.
Where is this going?
A dentist type showing?
Beats little old me.
I'll leave that to thee.
For the cat is out.
Out and maybe about.
Today is the day.
A hiatus is at play.
Yep, that's the status.
We're going on hiatus.
It rhymes if you say it right.
Remember to keep on the light.
The cat is off to search about. We'll be back to spit another rhyme or 50 out. Just time for a vacation at our sea. Off the internet for a bit is a nice way to be. Especially after the 9-5 and life crap. But we'll be back for another lap. Enjoy the a to z. And that's all from me. Except for our usual pass, which is, off I go with my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Post away.
We do each day.
Each day right here.
Plus that other one near.
That's once a week.
Easy at our creek.
But the cat's every day.
Still easy we say.
Can spit out a rhyme.
It isn't a crime.
Okay, maybe some spittle.
Bah, won't make things brittle.
Unless it's acid spit.
That's some nasty umm shit.
Whoops, we swore.
Or I did at our shore.
I, me, we, or the cat?
We can keep track of that?
Cassie just rolls her eyes.
I think I may get a few sighs.
Sighs of relief?
Could that be grief?
Beats little old me.
I'll just let it be.
Be we will.
Like a rock on a hill.
It gathers no moss.
Just remember to floss.
Where is this going?
A dentist type showing?
Beats little old me.
I'll leave that to thee.
For the cat is out.
Out and maybe about.
Today is the day.
A hiatus is at play.
Yep, that's the status.
We're going on hiatus.
It rhymes if you say it right.
Remember to keep on the light.
The cat is off to search about. We'll be back to spit another rhyme or 50 out. Just time for a vacation at our sea. Off the internet for a bit is a nice way to be. Especially after the 9-5 and life crap. But we'll be back for another lap. Enjoy the a to z. And that's all from me. Except for our usual pass, which is, off I go with my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
March 29, 2019
Opt In Before Out With This Shout!
The cat has you opted in at our loony bin. Did you know that? No? Well tough luck where you are at. If you want to opt out you'll have to talk to a Timbuktu dog. Or maybe that's a frog.
A list for you.
A service for me.
Or both come due,
From little old we.
We being the winner.
You being the winner.
My, we aren't a sinner.
We'll both get a great dinner.
We take and you give.
That's the opt in way.
You need it to live.
You magically joined the fray.
You know you did.
You dreamed it up.
Don't pretend it was hid.
It was in your magic cup.
That is right.
It was there.
Cue the spotlight.
You were aware.
You opted in.
You opted with a click.
That is the win.
Don't be a dick.
That's on us?
Oh, come on.
Don't make a fuss.
This isn't a con.
You opted in.
You did it at night.
Take it on the chin.
Everything will be all right.
Just pay the fee.
Just take the mail.
Let everything be.
Now you can't fail.
You want to opt out?
We don't know how to do that.
Sorry, but that's not what we're about.
Just stay opted in where you're at.
Ever get opted into something that you never opted into? I'm sure there are a few things at many a zoo. Then when you try to opt out they magically have no clue. If you can find their magically hidden number or email address in view. Aren't you glad all you get opted in for here is my sass? That can never be opted out of from my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
A list for you.
A service for me.
Or both come due,
From little old we.
We being the winner.
You being the winner.
My, we aren't a sinner.
We'll both get a great dinner.
We take and you give.
That's the opt in way.
You need it to live.
You magically joined the fray.
You know you did.
You dreamed it up.
Don't pretend it was hid.
It was in your magic cup.
That is right.
It was there.
Cue the spotlight.
You were aware.
You opted in.
You opted with a click.
That is the win.
Don't be a dick.
That's on us?
Oh, come on.
Don't make a fuss.
This isn't a con.
You opted in.
You did it at night.
Take it on the chin.
Everything will be all right.
Just pay the fee.
Just take the mail.
Let everything be.
Now you can't fail.
You want to opt out?
We don't know how to do that.
Sorry, but that's not what we're about.
Just stay opted in where you're at.
Ever get opted into something that you never opted into? I'm sure there are a few things at many a zoo. Then when you try to opt out they magically have no clue. If you can find their magically hidden number or email address in view. Aren't you glad all you get opted in for here is my sass? That can never be opted out of from my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
March 28, 2019
The Bait And Switch Has An Itch!
Humans argue across the land. Some do it where they stand. Others do it from the comfort of Mommy's basement chair. Oh wait, am I supposed to call that your little boy's lair?
Blah, blah, blah.
I give a hahaha.
It may even be more.
I may ha four times at my shore.
But some won't.
Some just don't.
Some argue back.
Brain cells they lack.
What can brainless do?
They don't have a clue.
But what they say is true.
I know, let's use you.
I'm right.
Day or night.
I am so.
You don't know.
She knows though.
She said it was so.
I believe every word.
You are just absurd.
You are picking on him.
You are just so dim.
He said it to be true.
I'm right and not you.
She and he.
Both with me.
And him and her.
They both purr.
Maybe even bark.
This is where I park.
Don't make me move there.
They will be aware.
They will have a fit.
They won't like it.
He will have to move too.
That just won't do.
She'll move there.
Aren't you aware?
I'm doing it for those.
Oh, you have something up your nose.
Do you believe such nuts? They like their bait and switch ruts. They are doing it for your benefit or some other who is near. Their argument is sooooo clear. It is for the others in every way. Their benefit? No way, Jose. Pfffft and I will be a rhyming dog that likes to sniff butts in mass. I say that to help dogs everywhere with my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Blah, blah, blah.
I give a hahaha.
It may even be more.
I may ha four times at my shore.
But some won't.
Some just don't.
Some argue back.
Brain cells they lack.
What can brainless do?
They don't have a clue.
But what they say is true.
I know, let's use you.
I'm right.
Day or night.
I am so.
You don't know.
She knows though.
She said it was so.
I believe every word.
You are just absurd.
You are picking on him.
You are just so dim.
He said it to be true.
I'm right and not you.
She and he.
Both with me.
And him and her.
They both purr.
Maybe even bark.
This is where I park.
Don't make me move there.
They will be aware.
They will have a fit.
They won't like it.
He will have to move too.
That just won't do.
She'll move there.
Aren't you aware?
I'm doing it for those.
Oh, you have something up your nose.
Do you believe such nuts? They like their bait and switch ruts. They are doing it for your benefit or some other who is near. Their argument is sooooo clear. It is for the others in every way. Their benefit? No way, Jose. Pfffft and I will be a rhyming dog that likes to sniff butts in mass. I say that to help dogs everywhere with my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
March 27, 2019
A Regular Happen Comes A Tappin!
This post just happened to come in. That sure isn't a sin. It happened to come in today. Did you expect anything else at your bay? No? That is good at your show. But did you expect this? Come now, don't hiss.
A regular rhyme,
Done many a time.
Nearly 3100 to be exact.
Picking apart many an act.
Warning: This post contains many things that may do many things that will leave you hiding in some long lost wings that may make you think things while you are hiding away in the wings.
Regular as a good umm hit.
You know, baseball for a bit.
Like making it to third base.
A home run may be a better case.
This just in: The phone will ring at your bin. You will yap for an hour and you may lose power. Don't blame this space. We only passed it along with a happy face.
Regular like any other day.
The ones that end in y, okay.
Make like a tree and get outta here.
Hmm, is a DeLorean near?
Breaking news: Humans are being put into stews. A cannibal clan is making a go at marketing in mass. So the next time you eat stew, you may be chewing on some old lady's ass.
Regular like a baby crying.
Especially when stew you are frying.
Why would they want that?
Didn't you learn from the cat?
This is something extra for you. Hollywood can't produce anything new. Farcebook doesn't care about your highlight reel. Maybe the two can make a deal?
A regular rhyme,
Tossed out each time.
Even with a shift, flop or flip.
The cat shoots from the hip.
Note to each one of you: Idioms aren't actually real life that are in view. No one shoots from a hip or tosses out rhymes. Unless they write them down on paper, bounce them off hips and hit scary mimes.
Did you see what I did there? Are you all screwed up now at your lair? Do you get miffed when your schedule gets shifted? Hey, up your day could be lifted. Or more crap could come due. Could always flush it down the loo. Either way, some hiccup or other pain will come to pass, just like today as I annoy with my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
A regular rhyme,
Done many a time.
Nearly 3100 to be exact.
Picking apart many an act.
Warning: This post contains many things that may do many things that will leave you hiding in some long lost wings that may make you think things while you are hiding away in the wings.
Regular as a good umm hit.
You know, baseball for a bit.
Like making it to third base.
A home run may be a better case.
This just in: The phone will ring at your bin. You will yap for an hour and you may lose power. Don't blame this space. We only passed it along with a happy face.
Regular like any other day.
The ones that end in y, okay.
Make like a tree and get outta here.
Hmm, is a DeLorean near?
Breaking news: Humans are being put into stews. A cannibal clan is making a go at marketing in mass. So the next time you eat stew, you may be chewing on some old lady's ass.
Regular like a baby crying.
Especially when stew you are frying.
Why would they want that?
Didn't you learn from the cat?
This is something extra for you. Hollywood can't produce anything new. Farcebook doesn't care about your highlight reel. Maybe the two can make a deal?
A regular rhyme,
Tossed out each time.
Even with a shift, flop or flip.
The cat shoots from the hip.
Note to each one of you: Idioms aren't actually real life that are in view. No one shoots from a hip or tosses out rhymes. Unless they write them down on paper, bounce them off hips and hit scary mimes.
Did you see what I did there? Are you all screwed up now at your lair? Do you get miffed when your schedule gets shifted? Hey, up your day could be lifted. Or more crap could come due. Could always flush it down the loo. Either way, some hiccup or other pain will come to pass, just like today as I annoy with my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
March 26, 2019
Beep Beep Beep Take The Leap!
Did you leap on in? I doubt that at any bin. How can you leap and click a link too? That would take some doing at your zoo. I suppose if you had a clicker it would go quicker.
Big and bold.
Title's pure gold.
Can't help but click.
My, the world's ick.
So worse than before.
At every single shore.
It is just so bad.
It makes me sad.
Switch on fun.
Give TV a run.
Oh another cop show.
Crime sure isn't low.
Everyone's a cop.
The crime rate will never drop.
Murderers are everywhere.
The world is so unfair.
Such a bad place.
Put's a frown on my face.
So so so bad.
I blame everything at my pad.
People who speak.
People who seek.
Movies with scary stuff.
Oh look, an ass in the buff.
That is soooooooo bad.
Way more than a tad.
Makes the mad umm mad.
So so so not a fad.
Blame the whos and whats.
They are all nuts.
Blame the whats and whos.
Just look at the news.
It's all bad bad bad.
A clickbait isn't had.
No way, that's what it is.
No need to take a quiz.
Soooooooo sad.
Not like the day of my dad.
It is sooo of today.
Look. A new cop show on display.
Pfffffffffffffffffffft is all I give people who whine like that. You do realize clickbait articles are there to get views which can = $$$$$$$$ at their pad. What gets them looks, good or bad? Do I need to answer that? What gets news views as they chew the fat? Notice how the same story gets run into the ground by everyone? And these so-called experts come in as it is spun? All comes back to $$$$$$$$$$ in the end. Many of us live in the safest time no matter this stupid clickbait/news now/big bad/PC nut trend. So when you want to say "it was better back in the day" all you'll get from me is sass. Or I'll invent time travel and you can go back and get hung from a tree, head chopped off, or catch the plague thanks to my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Big and bold.
Title's pure gold.
Can't help but click.
My, the world's ick.
So worse than before.
At every single shore.
It is just so bad.
It makes me sad.
Switch on fun.
Give TV a run.
Oh another cop show.
Crime sure isn't low.
Everyone's a cop.
The crime rate will never drop.
Murderers are everywhere.
The world is so unfair.
Such a bad place.
Put's a frown on my face.
So so so bad.
I blame everything at my pad.
People who speak.
People who seek.
Movies with scary stuff.
Oh look, an ass in the buff.
That is soooooooo bad.
Way more than a tad.
Makes the mad umm mad.
So so so not a fad.
Blame the whos and whats.
They are all nuts.
Blame the whats and whos.
Just look at the news.
It's all bad bad bad.
A clickbait isn't had.
No way, that's what it is.
No need to take a quiz.
Soooooooo sad.
Not like the day of my dad.
It is sooo of today.
Look. A new cop show on display.
Pfffffffffffffffffffft is all I give people who whine like that. You do realize clickbait articles are there to get views which can = $$$$$$$$ at their pad. What gets them looks, good or bad? Do I need to answer that? What gets news views as they chew the fat? Notice how the same story gets run into the ground by everyone? And these so-called experts come in as it is spun? All comes back to $$$$$$$$$$ in the end. Many of us live in the safest time no matter this stupid clickbait/news now/big bad/PC nut trend. So when you want to say "it was better back in the day" all you'll get from me is sass. Or I'll invent time travel and you can go back and get hung from a tree, head chopped off, or catch the plague thanks to my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
March 25, 2019
Option This Little Hiss!
The cat has many options on where to sleep. I rotate a bit at our keep. Some go for months with no love. But not my tower that rises above. Just choose and sleep. Easy peasy at our keep. But what about you? Such big decisions come due.
I have this.
I have that.
One may miss.
The other could go splat.
Which way do I go?
Which way do I choose?
I just don't know.
I may very well lose.
One could go up.
Same could go down.
The other may come with a hiccup.
It may leave me with a frown.
How do I pick?
Which is the best?
Is there some trick?
Is there some test?
Another is presented.
Now I have three.
The third may be resented.
This could bring woes to me.
Or maybe the first.
Or maybe the middle.
My head is going to burst.
I think I let out some piddle.
Which one is for me?
Can't you tell?
Can't you see?
I'm going through hell.
I can't pick.
It is too hard.
One may be a trick.
One may be a bad card.
What if I ignore?
What if I refuse?
This is such a chore.
But I don't want to lose.
What? They are gone?
I waited too long?
They must have been a con.
Yeah. Yeah. They were all wrong.
Are you an indecisive nut stuck in an indecisive rut? Too many options sure can suck sometimes but it beats none or watching mimes. Have to just pick what you think is best and go. Get on with the show. Beats having them all run out and now back to 0 options about. Of course some may make excuses in mass. Pfffft to them goes my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
I have this.
I have that.
One may miss.
The other could go splat.
Which way do I go?
Which way do I choose?
I just don't know.
I may very well lose.
One could go up.
Same could go down.
The other may come with a hiccup.
It may leave me with a frown.
How do I pick?
Which is the best?
Is there some trick?
Is there some test?
Another is presented.
Now I have three.
The third may be resented.
This could bring woes to me.
Or maybe the first.
Or maybe the middle.
My head is going to burst.
I think I let out some piddle.
Which one is for me?
Can't you tell?
Can't you see?
I'm going through hell.
I can't pick.
It is too hard.
One may be a trick.
One may be a bad card.
What if I ignore?
What if I refuse?
This is such a chore.
But I don't want to lose.
What? They are gone?
I waited too long?
They must have been a con.
Yeah. Yeah. They were all wrong.
Are you an indecisive nut stuck in an indecisive rut? Too many options sure can suck sometimes but it beats none or watching mimes. Have to just pick what you think is best and go. Get on with the show. Beats having them all run out and now back to 0 options about. Of course some may make excuses in mass. Pfffft to them goes my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
March 24, 2019
Interlopers Galore Are In Store!
The cat gets to deal with much each day. They want to steal my stuff and have me play. Pfft to that. They just get a whack from the cat. I may give chase too. I have been known to eat the dog as well at that other zoo.
Can you see me?That look isn't glee.You must know that.I'm a ticked off cat.
There it is.The start of this biz.It is a mutt.How dare he enter our hut.
Need a closer look?Bah, there's that other crook.Two came to play.No way is what I say.
Pat said they have it worse.That many would make me curse.11 and I'd jump ship.The cat would go on a one way trip.
Said these humans have it worse too.Can you count them all in view?That is a lot of poop on the lawn.Okay, I'm getting what's being drawn.
I said okay.Damn, take it away.Who wants to be out in that?Not this cat.
Nope, still not getting in.Don't look at me as I grin.Just sit there and stay.You are supposed to obey.
Bah, off the bed.Want to lose your head?That is my spot.I still don't have to like the interloper lot.
Bah, trying to look all cute.I don't give a hoot.Yeah, I'm not a owl.Go play with the one who likes to howl.
Bah, it's even worse.This has to be a curse.It's a poop machine.Where's that snowy scene?
Do you have interlopers like the ones here? They sure bug my rhyming rear. Or at least I pretend they do. I can chase a few around our zoo. May even nibble on a few. Hey, it's just what I do. At least I don't give the death glare 24/7 like Cass. She's not as nice of a host as my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Can you see me?That look isn't glee.You must know that.I'm a ticked off cat.
There it is.The start of this biz.It is a mutt.How dare he enter our hut.
Need a closer look?Bah, there's that other crook.Two came to play.No way is what I say.
Pat said they have it worse.That many would make me curse.11 and I'd jump ship.The cat would go on a one way trip.
Said these humans have it worse too.Can you count them all in view?That is a lot of poop on the lawn.Okay, I'm getting what's being drawn.
I said okay.Damn, take it away.Who wants to be out in that?Not this cat.
Nope, still not getting in.Don't look at me as I grin.Just sit there and stay.You are supposed to obey.
Bah, off the bed.Want to lose your head?That is my spot.I still don't have to like the interloper lot.
Bah, trying to look all cute.I don't give a hoot.Yeah, I'm not a owl.Go play with the one who likes to howl.
Bah, it's even worse.This has to be a curse.It's a poop machine.Where's that snowy scene?
Do you have interlopers like the ones here? They sure bug my rhyming rear. Or at least I pretend they do. I can chase a few around our zoo. May even nibble on a few. Hey, it's just what I do. At least I don't give the death glare 24/7 like Cass. She's not as nice of a host as my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
March 23, 2019
On The Run By The Ton!
The cat was out and about the other day, yeah we did the out and about foray, but I still use it anyway. On with the show, okay? Out we were and then it came. Some human nut ran into human nut with what's his name.
Dash and dine.
That isn't fine.
But fine for me
I eat and flee.
Down the hall.
Up the wall.
Up my tower.
I have the power.
The power to climb.
The power to rhyme.
No power to stop.
That may be a flop.
Like that vase.
Shouldn't have a maze.
Like those plates.
They had bad dates.
Like those flowers.
Bah, they'll be dead in hours.
Like those picture frames.
Bah, you know their names.
You scream and yell.
What the hell?
Then you say.
You did it today.
I ran into him.
Are you dim?
I ran into her?
You don't have fur.
Now it's okay.
Do you play?
Like the bump ugly way?
Don't want to know, okay?
But run you do.
Me you shoo.
I run into stuff.
You get in a huff.
You run into others,
From strangers to mothers.
And that is just fine?
Time to dash and dine.
Run into anyone lately at your sea? Were you running and did you hit them like I swat a flea? No? Then how does that go? Walking close by? I walked close by to someone under the sky. Should you give that a try? Too wordy on the fly? More brains in the singing bass. Watch out, you may get ran into by my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Dash and dine.
That isn't fine.
But fine for me
I eat and flee.
Down the hall.
Up the wall.
Up my tower.
I have the power.
The power to climb.
The power to rhyme.
No power to stop.
That may be a flop.
Like that vase.
Shouldn't have a maze.
Like those plates.
They had bad dates.
Like those flowers.
Bah, they'll be dead in hours.
Like those picture frames.
Bah, you know their names.
You scream and yell.
What the hell?
Then you say.
You did it today.
I ran into him.
Are you dim?
I ran into her?
You don't have fur.
Now it's okay.
Do you play?
Like the bump ugly way?
Don't want to know, okay?
But run you do.
Me you shoo.
I run into stuff.
You get in a huff.
You run into others,
From strangers to mothers.
And that is just fine?
Time to dash and dine.
Run into anyone lately at your sea? Were you running and did you hit them like I swat a flea? No? Then how does that go? Walking close by? I walked close by to someone under the sky. Should you give that a try? Too wordy on the fly? More brains in the singing bass. Watch out, you may get ran into by my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
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