Pat Hatt's Blog, page 125
April 12, 2016
Just Click Real Quick!
The cat has to get this done. I have to finish my Q backwards a to z run. It just has to be done. I have to get it spun. Come and read, quick. It has to be done some slick.
I am almost there.
I'm almost done.
Nine more at my lair,
Then I can run.
I have to do this.
I have to do that.
I need bliss.
It needs to be done stat.
Come on, get it done quick.
You can't be slow.
No brick by brick.
I want it now at my show.
Send that email back.
Quick you should be.
Give me a reply at my shack.
I shouldn't have to wait on thee.
Give me feedback now.
I want it quick.
It also better wow,
If not, you're a dick.
I want the info.
It has to come to be.
I know you know.
Don't screw with me.
I want the score.
My team had to win.
Tell it to me and more,
Like who did a spin.
I want the weather too.
Quickly, give it to me.
And you better get a clue,
I want it for the next month at my sea.
I want to see that flick.
It is supposed to be good.
I want it out quick.
No waiting at my hood.
I want marriage, kids and to retire next year.
Come and quickly help me.
Who cares if I get a big rear.
I want it quickly to come to be.
Did you get what Q was for? No? Quick, you better read it once more. You must quickly learn and then do another turn. There is no slow burn. Out everything must churn. Quickly, give me a comment now. If things are slow do you quickly have a cow? Everyone wants things quick in mass. Sometimes quick is even wanted by my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
I am almost there.
I'm almost done.
Nine more at my lair,
Then I can run.
I have to do this.
I have to do that.
I need bliss.
It needs to be done stat.
Come on, get it done quick.
You can't be slow.
No brick by brick.
I want it now at my show.
Send that email back.
Quick you should be.
Give me a reply at my shack.
I shouldn't have to wait on thee.
Give me feedback now.
I want it quick.
It also better wow,
If not, you're a dick.
I want the info.
It has to come to be.
I know you know.
Don't screw with me.
I want the score.
My team had to win.
Tell it to me and more,
Like who did a spin.
I want the weather too.
Quickly, give it to me.
And you better get a clue,
I want it for the next month at my sea.
I want to see that flick.
It is supposed to be good.
I want it out quick.
No waiting at my hood.
I want marriage, kids and to retire next year.
Come and quickly help me.
Who cares if I get a big rear.
I want it quickly to come to be.
Did you get what Q was for? No? Quick, you better read it once more. You must quickly learn and then do another turn. There is no slow burn. Out everything must churn. Quickly, give me a comment now. If things are slow do you quickly have a cow? Everyone wants things quick in mass. Sometimes quick is even wanted by my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
April 11, 2016
Care To Gamble On The Ramble?
The cat is back with R today. No, not the Great Post guy at my bay. Although he may think so. Maybe he can only type that at his show? Beats the heck out of me. R is for rambling, can't you see?
The rambling nuts,
Get stuck in ruts.
Even the cat,
Can ramble where we're at.
There can be a point,
Lost in a ramblers joint.
Their mouth flaps though,
So lost it may stay with each blow.
What makes a rambler?
Same thing as a gambler?
Is there a rush to ramble away?
Beats me at my bay.
I won and won and won on that thing.
It was a winning type of fling.
I won so much I can be a king.
Wow, did you hear I won on that thing?
Is rambling a repeating act?
Maybe repeating and rambling have a pact.
They both go together as one,
So the rambling is never done.
My house caught fire and it burnt down.
It then torched the whole town.
Soon it got the whole country side.
Next it went for a city ride.
Nope, no repeating there.
I guess no pact or care.
Can go either way with the ramble.
Which way can be a gamble.
The cat ate my shoe.
That cat was white not blue.
That cat was a big thing.
It must have been a cat king.
A mix of both.
Maybe that brings growth?
Couldn't just say the cat ate my shoe.
Eat is a strong word, probably just a chew.
A random ramble is there too.
Like how they got in a fight with a loo.
Or a mumble ramble is thrown out.
Then there is the ramble shout.
Any type of rambler at your sea? Which rambler would you be? Did you enjoy my ramble on the rambler today? Works for my a to z backwards bay. Got any good rambles to come to pass? You can tell my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
The rambling nuts,
Get stuck in ruts.
Even the cat,
Can ramble where we're at.
There can be a point,
Lost in a ramblers joint.
Their mouth flaps though,
So lost it may stay with each blow.
What makes a rambler?
Same thing as a gambler?
Is there a rush to ramble away?
Beats me at my bay.
I won and won and won on that thing.
It was a winning type of fling.
I won so much I can be a king.
Wow, did you hear I won on that thing?
Is rambling a repeating act?
Maybe repeating and rambling have a pact.
They both go together as one,
So the rambling is never done.
My house caught fire and it burnt down.
It then torched the whole town.
Soon it got the whole country side.
Next it went for a city ride.
Nope, no repeating there.
I guess no pact or care.
Can go either way with the ramble.
Which way can be a gamble.
The cat ate my shoe.
That cat was white not blue.
That cat was a big thing.
It must have been a cat king.
A mix of both.
Maybe that brings growth?
Couldn't just say the cat ate my shoe.
Eat is a strong word, probably just a chew.
A random ramble is there too.
Like how they got in a fight with a loo.
Or a mumble ramble is thrown out.
Then there is the ramble shout.
Any type of rambler at your sea? Which rambler would you be? Did you enjoy my ramble on the rambler today? Works for my a to z backwards bay. Got any good rambles to come to pass? You can tell my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
April 10, 2016
Everything Gets Plastered With A Remastered!
The cat sees it everywhere. I no longer stop and stare. Not that I ever did. But many sure flip their lid. Oh, a remastered this. That is such bliss. Pffft, all about the dough. Many fall for it though.
Why create new,
At any old zoo.
Forget the remake,
Already enough to fill a lake.
The redo and reboot too.
We already filled every portable loo.
Nope, forget those.
It's time remastered struck a pose.
We don't have to do much.
Just add a thing here and there and such.
It will look so pretty,
And make us look witty.
Remaster a movie,
Isn't it groovy?
Remaster a game.
It's no longer lame.
Hell, why stop there.
We have time to spare.
Let's remaster a book.
Hmm, yeah, people will give a look.
Just call it new and improved.
Fools think it has moved.
As we know there is no such thing as both,
But fools shall take the oath.
Let's remaster that house.
There, we killed the mouse.
House is remastered now.
Doesn't our work wow?
Let's remaster your car.
You will get so far.
We filled it with gas.
There you go, remastered, lass.
Let's remaster each woman and man.
Sit them in the sun and give them a tan.
Poof, we remastered all on Earth.
Plus we gave skin cancer medicine more worth.
Now let's remaster the remaster.
We can pump things out faster.
No need for anything new.
We just remaster the remaster for you.
Are you ready to be remastered at your sea? Do you fall for the remaster crap in front of thee? Sometimes it can be a big update, but most times it is just the same old shit on your plate. Maybe I should remaster my rhymes in mass? Nah, no need to be a lazy little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Why create new,
At any old zoo.
Forget the remake,
Already enough to fill a lake.
The redo and reboot too.
We already filled every portable loo.
Nope, forget those.
It's time remastered struck a pose.
We don't have to do much.
Just add a thing here and there and such.
It will look so pretty,
And make us look witty.
Remaster a movie,
Isn't it groovy?
Remaster a game.
It's no longer lame.
Hell, why stop there.
We have time to spare.
Let's remaster a book.
Hmm, yeah, people will give a look.
Just call it new and improved.
Fools think it has moved.
As we know there is no such thing as both,
But fools shall take the oath.
Let's remaster that house.
There, we killed the mouse.
House is remastered now.
Doesn't our work wow?
Let's remaster your car.
You will get so far.
We filled it with gas.
There you go, remastered, lass.
Let's remaster each woman and man.
Sit them in the sun and give them a tan.
Poof, we remastered all on Earth.
Plus we gave skin cancer medicine more worth.
Now let's remaster the remaster.
We can pump things out faster.
No need for anything new.
We just remaster the remaster for you.
Are you ready to be remastered at your sea? Do you fall for the remaster crap in front of thee? Sometimes it can be a big update, but most times it is just the same old shit on your plate. Maybe I should remaster my rhymes in mass? Nah, no need to be a lazy little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
April 9, 2016
Round Forty Five Prove They Survive!
The cat can't let the search engine nuts get away. The a to z still lets them play. So for S they are back. Enjoy the searches from some strange nuts that find my shack. Yep, going backwards too, but not like that you never knew.
caught wearing a diaper
And why would you wear that? Please don't tell the cat.
my phone is porn
Does it make you happy? I suppose at least you aren't yappy.
trapped i'm trapped, trapped
Nice of the trapper letting you have internet. Maybe a trapped pet?
fido bought me
Did you go cheap? Hope fido isn't a creep.
marry me, pleasey
But we just met? Eww to marrying a pet.
can't grin right
Damn, that's a plight. Work on it and it will be alright.
stocks and cats
Rocks and dogs. Homes and frogs. I can do it too, random things at my zoo.
simple life sucks
Need the hustle and bustle? Well you better hustle.
bears ate me
Yet you typed it out. That kind of like an SOS shout?
born on a raft
Beats a ditch with things that would make you itch.
pound sand up my ass
Got that a bit wrong unless you like sand going up there strong.
from the mind of me
That was it? Your mind must be full of umm spit.
goingt o the fare with parens today
Maybe you should stay home and take class. No grammar mistakes in mass.
gone bathing
Do I want to know? Yeah, that's a no at my show.
And the winner of this round truly is looking for something to be found. I hope it is never found though. That would make for one scary show. What is it you say? Why just look at the below on display.
moose prada hidden from my ass
Care to help them out? WTF is moose prada about? I really don't want to know. That may help moose prada grow. Catch any moose your way? Could help this person out at their bay. The cat will take a pass. Them and their moose can stay away from my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
caught wearing a diaper
And why would you wear that? Please don't tell the cat.
my phone is porn
Does it make you happy? I suppose at least you aren't yappy.
trapped i'm trapped, trapped
Nice of the trapper letting you have internet. Maybe a trapped pet?
fido bought me
Did you go cheap? Hope fido isn't a creep.
marry me, pleasey
But we just met? Eww to marrying a pet.
can't grin right
Damn, that's a plight. Work on it and it will be alright.
stocks and cats
Rocks and dogs. Homes and frogs. I can do it too, random things at my zoo.
simple life sucks
Need the hustle and bustle? Well you better hustle.
bears ate me
Yet you typed it out. That kind of like an SOS shout?
born on a raft
Beats a ditch with things that would make you itch.
pound sand up my ass
Got that a bit wrong unless you like sand going up there strong.
from the mind of me
That was it? Your mind must be full of umm spit.
goingt o the fare with parens today
Maybe you should stay home and take class. No grammar mistakes in mass.
gone bathing
Do I want to know? Yeah, that's a no at my show.
And the winner of this round truly is looking for something to be found. I hope it is never found though. That would make for one scary show. What is it you say? Why just look at the below on display.
moose prada hidden from my ass
Care to help them out? WTF is moose prada about? I really don't want to know. That may help moose prada grow. Catch any moose your way? Could help this person out at their bay. The cat will take a pass. Them and their moose can stay away from my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
April 8, 2016
More Joys Of Toys!
Here we are at the a to z and I am on T. Yep, still doing it backwards at my sea. This isn't about the toys of me. We have already done that. This is about cartoons that can be scat. They don't care because they just want people aware. Selling toys is the name of the game, no matter if the show is lame.
Let's make a show.With four turtles in tow.Then give them costumes galore,So we can create toys of the four forevermore.
But don't stop there.Copy their sewer lair.Have giant mice.Toys will sell at top price.
And bring sharks too. They are great in view.More toy sales for all.Everyone will want them on their wall.
No creepy crawler maker.That is just the baker.We need toys too.So a show must come due.
A huge rabbit,With a toad killing habit.That is so grand.It will sell toys across the land.
A giant worm. What's the term?Laugh all the way to the bank.Kids will walk the plank.
A big hit.Mighty and fit.Plenty of toy sales came due.Mighty Max was in view.
Let's dumb things down.Make it for 2 year old town.The toys have to sell. Quality can be damned to hell.
The movie was as violent as can be.That can't be watched by a kiddie.So let's make it a cartoon.Toys galore will be on sale by noon.
And lets make Spider Men.They will want all ten.Plus dumb this show down too.Who needs kids to have an IQ.
Who needs toys?They don't bring joys.Let's make a cartoon for our game.Whoops, toys are still out all the same.
Know any more lame shows made just for toys? Now TMNT as a kid sure brought joys. But watching the 80's version now is just like, wow. That was so cheesy and bad that it is sad. Hate when they dumb crap down for toys. I catch on to their ploys. The cat will go back to the singing bass. He is a toy without a show for my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
Let's make a show.With four turtles in tow.Then give them costumes galore,So we can create toys of the four forevermore.
But don't stop there.Copy their sewer lair.Have giant mice.Toys will sell at top price.
And bring sharks too. They are great in view.More toy sales for all.Everyone will want them on their wall.
No creepy crawler maker.That is just the baker.We need toys too.So a show must come due.
A huge rabbit,With a toad killing habit.That is so grand.It will sell toys across the land.
A giant worm. What's the term?Laugh all the way to the bank.Kids will walk the plank.
A big hit.Mighty and fit.Plenty of toy sales came due.Mighty Max was in view.
Let's dumb things down.Make it for 2 year old town.The toys have to sell. Quality can be damned to hell.
The movie was as violent as can be.That can't be watched by a kiddie.So let's make it a cartoon.Toys galore will be on sale by noon.
And lets make Spider Men.They will want all ten.Plus dumb this show down too.Who needs kids to have an IQ.
Who needs toys?They don't bring joys.Let's make a cartoon for our game.Whoops, toys are still out all the same.
Know any more lame shows made just for toys? Now TMNT as a kid sure brought joys. But watching the 80's version now is just like, wow. That was so cheesy and bad that it is sad. Hate when they dumb crap down for toys. I catch on to their ploys. The cat will go back to the singing bass. He is a toy without a show for my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
April 7, 2016
An Un Run!
The cat is on U today. There seems to be a lot of uns at play. Of course the cat found some fun and so for U the un had to be done.
You are screwed,
Enough to give attitude.
And not in a fun way.
Unsexed at your bay.
That would suck.
No literal pass the buck.
Unsexy you are,
Even to a cougar at the bar.
You can uncork.
But you're outta pork.
Not talking about pig.
You can still dance a jig.
For the slow,
Means things don't grow.
You've been unsized.
Not the least bit prized.
Uncocks and lost.
Damn, quite the cost.
All from a glitch.
You got that itch.
Had to go unwaxed.
For it you got taxed.
Now you're snip snip.
Can't even get a grip.
So to stay unsunk.
It's a slam dunk.
Don't get that wax,
Or be lax.
Remain unfixed.
So things can be mixed.
And not unsexed,
Like you've been hexed.
With unzips,
You'll have trips.
Not kinked up,
Like a fixed pup.
You can stay prized,
Maybe even upsized.
If the next guy is unsexed,
Your muscle can get flexed.
Afraid of waxing now? The cat went there some how. Not sure why but the un lead this rhyming guy. Unsexed would be bad if you were a human lad. The cat is okay with being snip snipped though. It means I've got no places to go. U was a bit of a gutter pass. But that is okay for my unsexed little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
You are screwed,
Enough to give attitude.
And not in a fun way.
Unsexed at your bay.
That would suck.
No literal pass the buck.
Unsexy you are,
Even to a cougar at the bar.
You can uncork.
But you're outta pork.
Not talking about pig.
You can still dance a jig.
For the slow,
Means things don't grow.
You've been unsized.
Not the least bit prized.
Uncocks and lost.
Damn, quite the cost.
All from a glitch.
You got that itch.
Had to go unwaxed.
For it you got taxed.
Now you're snip snip.
Can't even get a grip.
So to stay unsunk.
It's a slam dunk.
Don't get that wax,
Or be lax.
Remain unfixed.
So things can be mixed.
And not unsexed,
Like you've been hexed.
With unzips,
You'll have trips.
Not kinked up,
Like a fixed pup.
You can stay prized,
Maybe even upsized.
If the next guy is unsexed,
Your muscle can get flexed.
Afraid of waxing now? The cat went there some how. Not sure why but the un lead this rhyming guy. Unsexed would be bad if you were a human lad. The cat is okay with being snip snipped though. It means I've got no places to go. U was a bit of a gutter pass. But that is okay for my unsexed little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
April 6, 2016
Verified Secure Has An Allure!
It's time for V,For the A to Z.Or Z to A,As I do it my way.
And IWSG too.Two in one at my zoo.Damn, I'm good.That verified at my hood?
Beats little old me.I'll say it came to be.That seems to be the way,At each and every bay.
I verified that.Says a rat.I verified it.Says a twit.
That is the way.Verified to stay.Can't be done.Verified outed the fun.
It's verified.So be terrified.Things can't change.That sure sounds strange.
Maybe good old verified,Needs to be clarified.It's verified by who?Some idiot on the loo?
Bathroom stall scratches,Even in batches,Aren't verified for shit.I verified that with my spit.
Same for many a site.Can be verified right,But can be full of it.Things can be posted by any nitwit.
So before verified hits you,And you get into an insecure stew,Know verified can be a crock,And verified doesn't always have a one way lock.
Are you scared when things are verified for you? Do you always believe them to be true? Hell, it could be verified you will die next week, but a second opinion you could seek. Then boom, was a glitch and no verified doom. Take rules and verification with a grain of sand and tell them to pound that sand from the land. It is okay to give a little sass. That can be verified by my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
April 5, 2016
Willy Nilly? Don't Be Silly!
The cat gets a rhyme done with ease. Even the a to z backwards is a breeze. We are on W today just in case you lost track at your bay. I wonder if people will whine that I'm a backwards feline? Bah, have fun. It will still be done.
The W is here.
Have no fear.
Just stop on in.
Give it a spin.
May be D for you,
There at your zoo.
Unless backwards too,
Like my little zoo.
Either way, it's done.
It has some fun.
At least I hope so.
Not an eye or brain numbing show.
You did it the best.
The best with zest.
I worked in Z.
Look at me.
No half assed.
Not just to have it passed.
But done and fun.
Guess my W run?
Yep, it's willy nilly.
That could leave you chilly.
Why is that you ask?
Because of your willy nilly task.
People can tell with ease,
When you do it to try and please,
Or just throw stuff up,
Like a hairball of a pup.
Willy nilly is the name.
The name that is tame.
Slack ass is another.
But S is still far away, brother.
Whether willy nilly there,
Or willy nilly everywhere.
If you go willy nilly,
You end up looking silly.
That is me putting it nice.
Willy nilly has a price.
You want to join in,
Have fun with your spin.
Are you a willy nilly? Times could get hilly. There will be an up and down there at your blog town. You want to have success, don't leave a willy nilly mess. Participate and join in on it, meaning don't be a lazy shit. Whoops, that would be L. Shhhhhh, don't tell. Willy nilly was for W with this pass. I'm sure not a willy nilly little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
The W is here.
Have no fear.
Just stop on in.
Give it a spin.
May be D for you,
There at your zoo.
Unless backwards too,
Like my little zoo.
Either way, it's done.
It has some fun.
At least I hope so.
Not an eye or brain numbing show.
You did it the best.
The best with zest.
I worked in Z.
Look at me.
No half assed.
Not just to have it passed.
But done and fun.
Guess my W run?
Yep, it's willy nilly.
That could leave you chilly.
Why is that you ask?
Because of your willy nilly task.
People can tell with ease,
When you do it to try and please,
Or just throw stuff up,
Like a hairball of a pup.
Willy nilly is the name.
The name that is tame.
Slack ass is another.
But S is still far away, brother.
Whether willy nilly there,
Or willy nilly everywhere.
If you go willy nilly,
You end up looking silly.
That is me putting it nice.
Willy nilly has a price.
You want to join in,
Have fun with your spin.
Are you a willy nilly? Times could get hilly. There will be an up and down there at your blog town. You want to have success, don't leave a willy nilly mess. Participate and join in on it, meaning don't be a lazy shit. Whoops, that would be L. Shhhhhh, don't tell. Willy nilly was for W with this pass. I'm sure not a willy nilly little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
April 4, 2016
Numerals Up With The XXX Cup!
The cat is now on X, does that convex? I mean I am going backwards for the a to z. Some people needed to be reminded at their sea. Will we meet in the middle? Maybe if you don't diddle. XXX and diddle. Hmmm let's avoid the gutter fiddle.
It's the a to z.
This is post 3.
Bah, 3 is so crappy.
It looks so unhappy.
We can't have that.
An unhappy post from the cat.
People would riot.
Hmm, maybe I should try it?
So what of X?
Does it convex?
There is no hex.
Let's give numbers a flex.
Hot to trot,
I say a lot.
Betsy may be counting.
Maybe XXXI it is amounting?
Al may know.
He has them down at his show.
Is it Captain Caption XXXXXXX yet?
Could be a safe bet.
If we went the 1000 way,
We'd be doing M today.
That would be all out of whack.
Have to stay below 100 at my shack.
0 isn't a number?
Not even when you slumber?
Well it's not this way.
Just XXXX on display.
Or maybe an XXXIV.
Are needles hated by thee?
The IV isn't scary.
XXXIX gets the cherry.
Have you caught on?
This is my XXIV con.
Maybe my XXXIX one?
I have no idea under my sun.
XXVIII is ready.
I guess a backwards IV flows steady?
They are going backwards like me.
This is the X verse from me.
Did you catch my X? Does it still convex? For X I used X. Nope, there is no hex. Roman numerals were at play. Don't you love math using letters at your bay? You were expecting porn with the XXX today? Damn, I let you down at my bay. Maybe I'll show you a naked pic of Cass. I am always the helpful little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
It's the a to z.
This is post 3.
Bah, 3 is so crappy.
It looks so unhappy.
We can't have that.
An unhappy post from the cat.
People would riot.
Hmm, maybe I should try it?
So what of X?
Does it convex?
There is no hex.
Let's give numbers a flex.
Hot to trot,
I say a lot.
Betsy may be counting.
Maybe XXXI it is amounting?
Al may know.
He has them down at his show.
Is it Captain Caption XXXXXXX yet?
Could be a safe bet.
If we went the 1000 way,
We'd be doing M today.
That would be all out of whack.
Have to stay below 100 at my shack.
0 isn't a number?
Not even when you slumber?
Well it's not this way.
Just XXXX on display.
Or maybe an XXXIV.
Are needles hated by thee?
The IV isn't scary.
XXXIX gets the cherry.
Have you caught on?
This is my XXIV con.
Maybe my XXXIX one?
I have no idea under my sun.
XXVIII is ready.
I guess a backwards IV flows steady?
They are going backwards like me.
This is the X verse from me.
Did you catch my X? Does it still convex? For X I used X. Nope, there is no hex. Roman numerals were at play. Don't you love math using letters at your bay? You were expecting porn with the XXX today? Damn, I let you down at my bay. Maybe I'll show you a naked pic of Cass. I am always the helpful little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
April 3, 2016
Are You Smitten With What's Written?
The cat is gonna write today. I know the poor a to z people are breaking at their bay. But pfffft to that. Not done by the cat. At least not yet. I am a daily pet. That you know, so one with the show.
I'm gonna write today.
With gonna on display.
That gonna drive you mad?
Gonna is fun to be had.
I will write whatever springs,
I'm gonna write random things.
Random things.
See? Out it springs.
I will write whatever.
I'm gonna write I'm clever.
I'm clever.
My, that's a great whatever.
You can't beat acts.
I'm gonna write random facts.
Random facts.
Don't I have wowing acts?
I'm not gonna write shit.
Whoops, I just did it.
How's that for writing?
Is your brain igniting?
People like the fluff.
So I'm gonna write free stuff.
Free stuff.
See? They can't get enough.
I have a great plan.
I'm gonna write be a cat fan.
Be a cat fan.
Whoops, away some ran.
I have an even better one.
I'm gonna write win money by the ton.
Win money by the ton.
Hmm, didn't work, no fun.
I guess I'll go to the gutter.
I'm gonna write make people stutter.
Make people stutter.
Wasn't that an enjoyable gutter?
I'm almost through with this trend.
I'm gonna write this is the end.
This is the end.
Did you go around the bend?
What are you going to write? Anything in spite? Did you see the light? Did my writing have bite? No? Too literal at my show? How rude of you. I'm gonna write things that are true. Things that are true. Did I spill the beans on you? I'll blame the singing bass. He told my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
I'm gonna write today.
With gonna on display.
That gonna drive you mad?
Gonna is fun to be had.
I will write whatever springs,
I'm gonna write random things.
Random things.
See? Out it springs.
I will write whatever.
I'm gonna write I'm clever.
I'm clever.
My, that's a great whatever.
You can't beat acts.
I'm gonna write random facts.
Random facts.
Don't I have wowing acts?
I'm not gonna write shit.
Whoops, I just did it.
How's that for writing?
Is your brain igniting?
People like the fluff.
So I'm gonna write free stuff.
Free stuff.
See? They can't get enough.
I have a great plan.
I'm gonna write be a cat fan.
Be a cat fan.
Whoops, away some ran.
I have an even better one.
I'm gonna write win money by the ton.
Win money by the ton.
Hmm, didn't work, no fun.
I guess I'll go to the gutter.
I'm gonna write make people stutter.
Make people stutter.
Wasn't that an enjoyable gutter?
I'm almost through with this trend.
I'm gonna write this is the end.
This is the end.
Did you go around the bend?
What are you going to write? Anything in spite? Did you see the light? Did my writing have bite? No? Too literal at my show? How rude of you. I'm gonna write things that are true. Things that are true. Did I spill the beans on you? I'll blame the singing bass. He told my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
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