Pat Hatt's Blog, page 128

In Post Five Suza Tries To Survive!

So here we are on the day when 24 posts come from my bay. You'd think Pat would have something better to do on his birthday. Nope, he's here to annoy and play. This year we are back to all of you. Who scored the highest last year at my zoo? That we shall see. Slacker? Attacker? Ghost? Betweener? Which will it be?

Entering An AttackerShe's not even a Blog Backer
Suza
She got all 24.But you can't take a tour.Nope, not one bit.She doesn't do the blog shit.
Why is that?I found out at my mat.I was sneaky and spied,I really had to hide.
She can sure swear,There at her lair.I heard it all,From behind her wall.
She's an editing fiend.Has everything screened.Can't stand the mistakes.Gives more than head shakes.
There in for it.Their gonna cause a fit.They're she is.Beware her grammar biz.
And now you have met five at my sea. There are 19 more to be shown to thee. Will you make it through this year? Will you top last year's cheer? I guess we shall see what comes to be with this year's 24 posts in one day spree. Can you do posts in mass? It is easy to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

In Post Four Snowcatcher Goes On Tour!

So here we are on the day when 24 posts come from my bay. You'd think Pat would have something better to do on his birthday. Nope, he's here to annoy and play. This year we are back to all of you. Who scored the highest last year at my zoo? That we shall see. Slacker? Attacker? Ghost? Betweener? Which will it be?

Entering A SlackerShe's a Bicycle Backer
Snowcatcher
She got a whole ONE!Wow, that is a ton.Hmm, maybe she has to work.That is so not a perk.
Could be snowflakes galore,There at her shore.Way better than the white crap,That falls across the map.
Or out riding a bike.The cat would rather hike.Actually I'd rather nap.Hey, I'm not a woods chap.
Could have been quilting too.Talk about a lot to do.Taking pictures as well.Wow, busy as hell.
At least she got one.That beats none.Maybe she's just stuck in a blizzard,Curled up with The Lizard.
And now you have met four at my sea. There are 20 more to be shown to thee. Will you make it through this year? Will you top last year's cheer? I guess we shall see what comes to be with this year's 24 posts in one day spree. Can you do posts in mass? It is easy to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

In Post Three Birgit Impresses Thee!

So here we are on the day when 24 posts come from my bay. You'd think Pat would have something better to do on his birthday. Nope, he's here to annoy and play. This year we are back to all of you. Who scored the highest last year at my zoo? That we shall see. Slacker? Attacker? Ghost? Betweener? Which will it be?

Entering An AttackerShe's quite the Card Backer
Birgit
She got all 24 as well.That is just swell.Nope, not a slacker.But her computer may attack her.
Damn that windows ten.She cursed it at her den.Sure it is all better now.I'm wasting time, wow.
Maybe I'm just mad,Not really at my pad.She has more artistic talent than the cat.Plenty of cards where she is at.
Christmas and Birthday and more,Are seen at her shore.Can create great.A fine trait.
Shows movies too.Well worth a view.The movies and her.She also has cat fur.
And now you have met three at my sea. There are 21 more to be shown to thee. Will you make it through this year? Will you top last year's cheer? I guess we shall see what comes to be with this year's 24 posts in one day spree. Can you do posts in mass? It is easy to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

In Post Two Al Gives A View!

So here we are on the day when 24 posts come from my bay. You'd think Pat would have something better to do on his birthday. Nope, he's here to annoy and play. This year we are back to all of you. Who scored the highest last year at my zoo? That we shall see. Slacker? Attacker? Ghost? Betweener? Which will it be?

Entering A SlackerHe's a Toilet Attacker
Al Penwasser
He got ONE!Should I say well done?Yeah, he has a life.Has to please his wife?
Maybe clean a toilet or two.To that we say ewww.But then it is pay.Until he sells 1,000,000 Shag books at his bay.
That sounds bad.But fun can be had.Captain Caption too.Named by my zoo.
The cat is proud.Yeah, let's not draw a crowd.Al can already do that.Sitting on a loo where he's at.
What better way to read?Could name a few at my feed.But let's let him have that,As he chews the repeat fat.
And now you have met two at my sea. There are 22 more to be shown to thee. Will you make it through this year? Will you top last year's cheer? I guess we shall see what comes to be with this year's 24 posts in one day spree. Can you do posts in mass? It is easy to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

In Post One Manzi Has Fun!

So here we are on the day when 24 posts come from my bay. You'd think Pat would have something better to do on his birthday. Nope, he's here to annoy and play. This year we are back to all of you. Who scored the highest last year at my zoo? That we shall see. Slacker? Attacker? Ghost? Betweener? Which will it be?

Entering An AttackerShe is a Light Packer 
Manzi
She got all 24,With last year's tour.Retired isn't bad,Fun can be had.
Rock wall making,Chicken partaking.As in raising,Out they are grazing.
Building this and that,There where she is at.Is that what retirement is?Damn that hard working biz.
Can kill worms too.Two by two.Every day with a rhyme,Adding to my chime.
Health info as well.Isn't that swell?And what to expect in old age,Can also be found on her page.
And now you have met one at my sea. There are 23 more to be shown to thee. Will you make it through this year? Will you top last year's cheer? I guess we shall see what comes to be with this year's 24 posts in one day spree. Can you do posts in mass? It is easy to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

When You Elect To Collect!

The cat collects toys and food. I eat the toys, which they find rude. I crap out the food as well. I guess my collecting has gone right to hell.

Do you collect?
What would that be?
Would you elect,
To telling me?

Did you know though,
That it is due to the brain in some?
Some part of it doesn't glow,
And they need to collect or they go numb.

I guess you'd called that a hoarder.
Those people are scary.
I'd run for the boarder,
And hop the nearest ferry.

Back to collecting.
The cat wants to know,
And I can't be neglecting,
Is there a point high or low?

Look at me.
I have lots of stuff.
It is fun to see.
But in the end just fluff.

Can't take it with you.
Can't even touch it.
For if you do,
Collectors have a fit.

Just sits in glass,
Collecting in mass.
Maybe even a singing bass,
That passes lots of gas.

If you have a singing bass collection,
That is kind of sad.
But it is your choice and election,
So power to you at your pad.

And you can collect all.
Even types of mold.
Maybe leaves from the fall,
Or things that cause a cold.

You could even go creepy,
Collecting those weird looking dolls.
Some even look weepy.
We saw them at Profanity Granny's halls.

So do you collect? Is there a point to it which you detect? In the end does it mean a thing? Maybe something that can make your bank account go cha-ching? That type of collection would be nice. Time may up the price. I'll go back to collecting food in mass and getting rid of what I don't need out of my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

The Survey Way!

The cat is here to survey you all. Yep, you have to answer everything at your hall. If you do you'll get 1 in 10 chances to win 1 in 10 prizes at my bin.

Here we are today.
A survey for you.
Ready to play?
A win could come due.

I want your feedback.
I really want it.
Then I can hack,
Or store it or some shit.

Did you answer one correct?
You know lying is a sin.
Hey, a sin I can detect.
Pffft moving on at my bin.

Did you get number two?
It was mighty tough.
I bet it was skipped by you.
Boy, I made this survey tough.

What about number three?
I know it was mean.
But I really wanted you to see,
And not be blind at your scene.

Four made you go blind?
My, that was not my goal.
I thought I was being kind,
By adding a gutter stroll.

Six is all done?
Wow, look at you.
Where was five's fun?
You skipped it at your zoo.

Five isn't there?
Damn, I took it away.
Five can scare,
Don't want people not joining the fray.

Or is that thirteen?
Beats little old me.
You humans make a scene,
Over stupid crap at your sea.

And you answered, yes.
You are really good at this.
Come now confess,
Did number seven bring you bliss?

Did you like my survey today? I knew you'd want your say. It only took 44:35 minutes to do. You are fast at your zoo. Now I will collect that data and sell you shit. I know you really, really want it. Besides, you can now be whelmed knowing you could win. You may get one cashew can full of umm stuff at your bin. I got your mailing address from the survey too. Yep, it is true. Now go eat some bass while I tally things up with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

A Rewind Detect With The Connect!

The cat doesn't want to be mean, yeah right, since when at our scene, but there is a site up here for people to give a missed connections cheer. It is sooo sad some of the things they say and not in a good or lovey dovey type way.

I saw you standing there...
Isn't that at song at ones lair?
And you smiled at me...
Are you sure it was at thee?

It was 10:00am at the hardware store...
Hammer that out at your shore?
I really wish I got your number...
Excuse me while I now go slumber.

To the girl who drove by me today...
That is really descriptive of you to say.
I winked at you and you liked it...
Was she driving as slow as shit?

I hope you see this...
Meaning he's hard up for bliss.
Then maybe we can get some lunch...
I'd bet against that a whole bunch.

We met at the square...
Bet you were quite the pair.
You sat on the bench with me...
Wow, butt warming together with glee.

Our eyes met...
Gag this pet.
I shared my lunch with you...
That was a stupid thing to do.

Then you got lost in the crowd...
Told you so, but of it I'm not proud.
And I couldn't find you...
He just wanted a free lunch to come due.

I don't have much faith people connect on here...
At least you are semi-wise, dear.
But it is worth a shot...
You just lost your semi-wise spot.

You were the cute dumptruck driver at the gas bar...
My, this is going to go far.
I was the girl in the red car...
See? It is going really, really far.

I wanted to tell you that you had a great smile...
Seems we have those on here by the pile.
You made my morning, thank you....
And he still hasn't got a clue.

I could go on all day. There are plenty of them near my bay. Just as bad as the dating site stuff. To those who missed out, in most cases, I say tough. Open your damn mouth at the time. Then you won't need some poor pitiful me missed connection chime. If you keep your yap shut then that is your doing at your hut. Strange people who pine over things that could be. All they needed to do was open their yap and see. That is all for today's sass. I know, I'm a mean little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

The Secret Is Out With This Shout!

The cat has been here over 5 years now and so I figured it was time for this meow. Or at least the truthful one. I have to tell all with this run. What do I have to tell? Why you ring the rhyming bell.

The cat is here,
With a rhyming rear.
I come and go,
High and low.

I have a flow,
Set in a row.
200+ to be exact.
That's not an easy act.

I have no life.
But free from strife.
At least I hope so,
By the time this post does go.

Bad grammar there.
Don't pull your hair.
That may sting.
Go have a fling.

It is spring.
A spring fling.
Can still be with your mate.
Make it a fling date.

Oh yes, the reveal.
It is a big deal.
Are you ready for it?
You better sit.

Are you sitting?
I know you aren't knitting.
The cat would eat the string,
That would start your fling.

You'd fling stuff at me.
I'd get away scot free.
That is just me.
Can't be stopped by thee.

What was that?
I'm chewing the fat?
What fat is there to chew?
Viking fat can come due.

Anne says that is ewww.
But the cat shall still chew.
He then taints your meat,
Now you rhyme because of what you eat.

And that is why you rhyme with me. The cat sent tainted meat from sea to sea. I guess vegans are spared my rhyming spree. I'll get them one day and their little hugging tree. What? You don't believe me? Would I lie to thee? Bah, that would never come to pass. You can trust my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Can Get Tricky When Things Get Sticky!

Humans use a lot of tricks, from smart ones to hicks. They use them all from hall to hall to remember this or that. No trick needed to remember to feed the cat. If you don't feed stitches your leg may need.

The trash needs to go.
You have to take it out.
But you forget high and low.
Then you get yelled at and pout.

So you make a check.
It's as easy as can be.
Throw the trash on the deck,
Whenever you empty thee.

Clothes need to be done.
This one isn't hard.
Unless you don't have a ton,
Or bury them in the yard.

A pile you see.
That is that.
Unless busy as a be,
Won't miss that where you're at.

The car needs gas.
You just ran out.
That sucks in mass.
Now time for a walk about.

How do you keep it filled?
Why you take gas to heart.
Passengers may be less then thrilled,
But check your gas every time you fart.

Forget about a bill.
Who cares about that?
Until the company doesn't get it in their till,
Then you become a bad credit stat.

Don't want to be in the dark.
So every time the light goes out.
Remember your mark,
And pay bills with a shout.

Can't remember a date.
That just won't do.
Could piss off kid, dog or mate,
If you don't follow through.

Some use their phone,
But that can die.
So if you got no dial tone,
Remember each date when the sun is high.

There you are at your sea. Some helpful tips at remembering from me. Any you have seen or use? Afraid to tell me as I may abuse? Pffft, the cat would never to that to any of his follower mass. Yeah, I wouldn't believe my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.