Dave Barry's Blog, page 55

IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

(Thanks to John Lobert)

AND IN WEIRD CANADIAN SPORTS

At the World Crokinole Championship in Ontario, a Canadian math prof is vying to take back the title from the current American champ.

(Thanks to The Perts)

'FOLLOWING INSTRUCTIONS FROM HIS GPS'

DoorDasher drives onto tarmac at O���Hare Airport, exposing security flaw

(Thanks to EricY)

SHRINKAGE?

Ozempic penis: Male users reveal shocking change to their genitalia after injecting weight-loss shot

(Thanks to pharmaross)

DO NOT MESS WITH SENIORS

Hungry bear breaks into nursing home, gets walloped with walker before being lured out with Rice Krispies treats

(Thanks to Dave Vander Ark)

WE THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA

TSA urges people to stop trying to use a Costco card as a sufficient REAL ID

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Ralph)

RESEARCH, DUDE

Reported Bigfoot sighting prompts cannabis dispensary to offer discount for photographic proof

(Thanks to Ralph)

AND IN (WE THINK) SPORTS

Belgium Duo 27Hr Toilet Hideout for Champion League Final Glory

(Thanks to Ralph)

YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT IT WAS (HINT: THIS HAPPENED IN AUSTRALIA)

Homeowner Finds Someone Unexpected Curled Up Inside His Fish Tank

(Thanks to Suzie Q Wacvet)

IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICERS?

Viral video shows naked man dancing on top of police car in Antioch

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)