Dave Barry's Blog, page 53

BRIAN WILSON

Goodbye to a genius. For a lot of us, he wrote, and sang, the soundtrack of our youth. Here's a great version of my favorite one of his songs. Brian is singing backup to Lorrie Morgan in this version, but somehow the vibe seems right for this moment.

THIS IS EXACTLY WHY WE HAVE 911

Strip club personnel told police that Alnofaie ���obtained a private room and requested sex from a staff member.��� When that request was rebuffed, ���the defendant called 911 for assistance.���

(Thanks to pharmaross)

BULLETIN BULLETIN BULLETIN

Ana de Armas Takes a Bath Every Day

(Thanks to Annette)

HOW... TOUCHING

Florida Musician Builds Guitar From His Uncle���s Skeleton to Honor His Metal Legacy

(Thanks to pharmaross)

EVERYONE NEEDS A RETIREMENT HOBBY

Urinating Villager ruins more than $10,000 worth of Spam and Vienna sausages

(Thanks to Rick Day, who says "I saw Urinating Villager open for Sly and the Family Stone [RIP Sly].") 

BOLO

Ohio Police Looking For Man Who Stole Women's Underwear Wearing Only A Cape & Tighty Whities

(Thanks to Linda Schutjer)

HARD TO ARGUE WITH MOST OF THESE

10 Worst Songs of the ���70s

Except: "The Streak." 

(Thanks to pharmaross, who says "I'm in violent agreement!")

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR 1910 FRUITGUM COMPANY

Angry, red-winged blackbirds of death resume their seasonal attacks on Toronto denizens

(Thanks to B&C)

FRANCE ON HIGHEST POSSIBLE ALERT

German politician strips naked, calls on ���open-minded citizens��� to join him on swingers trip in France

(Thanks to pharmaross)

WE'RE SURE HE HAD HIS REASONS

Man arrested, accused of releasing raccoon in open business

[image error](Thanks to Ralph)