Dave Barry's Blog, page 54

UM... THANKS?

Isle of Wight poo museum donates ���fatberg��� to Southern Water

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

'VIOLENTLY?'

A plant that is described as the most violently toxic plant growing in North America has been found along the shore of White Rock Lake in Dallas.

(Thanks to EricY, who says "Australia? Who needs them?")

AND IN SPORTS

Hammerhead shark falls from sky in South Carolina, interrupting disc golf game

(Thanks to Gary Schroeder and Ralph)

FRANCE ETC.

Google battling ���fox infestation��� on roof of ��1bn London office

(Thanks to Ralph, who says "Firefox vs. Chrome?")

PAGING CHARLES DARWIN

ONLY IN TEXAS: MAN KICKS BACK ON ROOF DURING TORNADO WARNING

(Thanks to Suzie Q Wacvet, who says "He must be from Florida originally.") 

WE WERE PROMISED FLYING CARS

People could soon be able to choose to be boiled and flushed down the drain instead of cremated or buried.

(Thanks to Ron Wylie)

WAIT... YOU'RE SAYING THAT'S NOT LEGAL?

Florida truck driver ordered detained in Lake County Jail for twice shooting at car driving too slow

(Thanks to Ed. Foden)

DEPARTMENT OF EMAILS TO THE BLOG THAT WE DID NOT FINISH READING

Have you as the website owner/admin explored the opportunity to build far more credibility through well-researched content

CSI: FLATHEAD COUNTY

11:44 p.m. The suspect of a marinara sauce assault could not be located.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

Giant inflatable testicles allegedly unveiled in Victoria Harbour

(Thanks to pharmaross)