Dave Barry's Blog, page 52

CANADA CONTINUES ITS DOWNWARD SPIRAL INTO TOTAL ANARCHY

Escaped water buffalo herd wanders through British Columbia city

(Thanks to Roberto, who says this was in his neighborhood)

WE CAN TAKE THAT LONG ON A SINGLE HOLE

New York man plays golf for 36 consecutive hours

(Thanks to John Lobert)

THE SCIENCE IS SETTLED

Uranus is weird.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

AND THEY WEREN'T HIS

Black bear wandering Punta Gorda caught with doughnuts

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "Police released him after confiscating the doughnuts.")

FIENDISH

Indian man in Japan arrested on charges of using curry spices as weapon in robbery attempt

(Thanks to Ralph)

MINNESOTA: STATE OF EXCITEMENT

20-foot-tall pencil gets its annual sharpening

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHO MAKES IT

(Thanks to pharmaross)

GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS

These Snake Trackers Have Removed More than 20 Tons of Invasive Pythons from Florida��� and They���re Just Getting Started

(Thanks to EricY)

WE'VE ALL BEEN THERE

Woman Goes Viral for Epic Airport Meltdown After Being Told Her Luggage Is Too Heavy'

(Thanks to MOTW, who says "Wait till she hears that they���re out of peanuts.")

EVERYBODY OUT OF THE WATER

Biggest ever great white shark is heading toward US tourist hotspot

(Thanks to EricY)