Dave Barry's Blog, page 49

FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

Southern Europeans protest overtourism with water pistols

(Thanks to Steve Pudlo)

THEY HAVE AN ASSOCIATION?

Ghana: Reduce alcohol prices or we���ll shut down everywhere ��� Drunkards association warns govt

(Thanks to Ralph)

'WELCOME ABOARD FLIGHT BITEME1'

United Airlines Passengers Shocked By Lewd Message That Greeted Them On Every Inflight Video Screen On Plane

(Thanks to pharmaross)

COLDPLAY?

Unexplained radio signals coming from Antarctic ice

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

GO GRANNY GO

Reckless pensioners have been hit with a 4mph speed limit to stop them terrorising shoppers on their mobility scooters.

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

YOU NEVER FORGET YOUR FIRST

Largo police officer goes viral for hilarious reaction to his first alligator encounter

(Thanks to pharmaross and Rick Day)

EVER WONDER WHAT THEY PUT IN SAUSAGE?

You don't want to know.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

EW

Kings Island visitors warned to keep mouths closed on amusement park rides because of cicadas

(Thanks to Ralph)

AND IN BASEBALL

...the infielder was actually seen wearing a pair of fake testicles as he jumped up and down.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

CANADA: LAND OF EXCITEMENT

How a local diner became home to one of the largest teapot collections

(Thanks to The Perts)