Dave Barry's Blog, page 51

WE SAW B.O.D. OPEN FOR E.L.O.

Burrito-obsessed dog walks five miles overnight without owner to get free snack

(Thanks to Linda Schutjer)

WITH AN ACTUAL COMPUTER-GENERATED IMAGE!

Baby Loch Ness monster caught in depths after footage captures 'multiple sets of humps'

(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w)

WE THOUGHT THIS WAS AMER... NEVER MIND

Chinese bank barred from offering customers free Labubu dolls

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "They should just shred the Chinese constitution. [They have one, right?]")

AND IN SPORTS

Huge 80ft penis on baseball field is visible from space

(Thanks to Actual Name)

SOON TO BE A VERY LONG MOTION PICTURE

The chase reached speeds of 3 mph (4.8 kph) early Sunday morning in North Charleston, police said.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

PRACTICAL!

Break New Ground With These Absurd Rock Shoes

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "Hard pass.")

CSI: OXFORDSHIRE

Two men have been jailed for stealing a ��4.8m gold toilet from from an art exhibition at Blenheim Palace.

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner, who says "Police have what to go on.")

UH-OH

Officials raise red flag after spotting concerning behavior shift in squirrels

(Thanks to pharmaross)

FLORIDA USES IT AS AN INSTRUCTIONAL VIDEO

BRITAIN BANS TWIX COMMERCIAL THAT ���ENCOURAGES UNSAFE DRIVING���

(Thanks to John Lobert)

MY HAIRSTYLE

A Bad Case of the Bangs