Dave Barry's Blog, page 48

BOTH THE MAN AND THE CAMEL WERE RELEASED AFTER ETC.

In an unusual and dangerous incident, a visibly inebriated man was seen riding a camel on the PV Narsimha Rao Expressway in Hyderabad, terrifying motorists.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

APOCALYPSE UPDATE

Poisonous hammerhead worms rising in Texas. When chopped in two, they double

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

IT PRODUCED A VALID ETC.

At Virginia motel, an odd guest checks in: A six-foot alligator

(Thanks to Gary Shcroeder)

WE MIGHT AS WELL SHRED THE SO-CALLED 'BILL OF RIGHTS'

No-nonsense Texas judge scolds man for wearing ���World���s Best Farter��� shirt in courtroom

(Thanks to Michael Parry)

WHAT *CAN'T* HE DO?

Jack Bauer, who has thrown 102 mph pitch, flips from Virginia to Mississippi State baseball

(Thanks to  [of course] The Amazing Steve, who says "p.s. Edgar is still dead.') 

IT WAS THE MOST DIRECT ROUTE TO FLORIDA

An 80-year-old drives a luxury Mercedes sedan down Rome���s Spanish Steps and gets stuck

(Thanks to John Lobert)

LEAVING HIM WITH NO CHOICE

Pasco man starts roadway gunfight because victims were ���2 big guys��� in a ���bigger truck���: affidavit

(Thanks to pharmaross)

WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME

Liquid Death Is Selling Empty Iced Tea Cans Containing Ozzy Osbourne���s DNA

(Thanks to Ralph)

SEND SOME TO WASHINGTON

Mouth tape has become a billion-dollar industry.

(Thanks to Fred Preller)

ALWAYS THE LAST ETC.

Astronomers locate universe's 'missing' matter

(Thanks to Steve K, who says "It was in the unclaimed luggage at O'Hare Airport.")