Dave Barry's Blog, page 44

PLAN ACCORDINGLY

Why the Shortest Day of Your Life Could Happen This Summer

(Thanks to The Perts)

AND IN SPORTS

Athlete wins 400m hurdles race despite penis falling out of tiny shorts

(Thanks to Jim Perth and Annette)

'SAUSAGEGATE'

Confusion as giant sausage discovered at Coventry nightclub

(Thanks to Ralph)

CONGRATS?

'Best place to have herpes': New Zealand advert wins top prize

(Thanks to Ralph)

FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

Jeff Bezos alters Venice wedding plans after threat of inflatable crocodiles

(Thanks to Jim Maiwurm and Janice Gelb)

BREATHE EASY, AMERICA

They caught Loony Tune.

(Thanks to Allen at Division, who asks "Can you hear the theme music?")

GOOD ENOUGH FOR FLORIDA

Tesla Robotaxi swerved into wrong lane, topped speed limit in videos posted during ���successful��� rollout

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

AND IN (burp) SPORTS

Between 7:00 p.m. on 14 March and 6:59 p.m. the following day, Martin hit an incredible number of 152 bars, securing the Guinness World Records title for most pubs visited in 24 hours

(Thanks to Ralph)

THEY HAVE BEEN SPOTTED ASSEMBLING IKEA FURNITURE

Orcas may be able to make and use tools

(Thanks to The Perts)

THE NEWS FROM TEXAS

Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from bringing you The News From Texas.

(Thanks to pharmaross)