Dave Barry's Blog, page 40

FLORIDIANS IN ACTION

Man in Tighty-Whities Pepper-Sprays Sleeping Neighbor Over Noise Complaints

(Thanks to Ralph)

ALERT LEVEL: MAXIMUM

El Salvador president threatens to send imprisoned gangsters to Paris Fashion Week

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

WE ALWAYS THOUGH 'BOLOGNA' WAS ITALIAN FOR 'MYSTERY'

Mystery lunch meat: 150,000 pounds of bologna recalled due to ���undeclared��� chicken, beef, or pork contents

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

Barbie Gets a Brain: OpenAI Partnership Puts Conversational AI in Mattel Toys

(Thanks to EricY)

WE WERE SO CLOSE

BEYONC�����S FLYING CAR MALFUNCTIONS DURING HOUSTON CONCERT

(Thanks to Stan Ruth)

AND IN TEXAS SPORTS

Horseback Pool

(Thanks to Steve K.)

FLORIDA DEMANDS A RECOUNT

Psychopaths Are Most Likely to Live in These 4 U.S. States, Study Finds

(Thanks to Steve K.)

RIGHT AROUND THE TIME WE GET OUR FLYING CARS...

...we'll be galloping around on these things.

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "Moreover, it can find fire hydrants.")

COUSIN BRUCIE?*

Scientists discover ancient radio signals from distant galaxy cluster

(Thanks to Steve K., who says "the playlist includes the threatening 'Purple People Eater.'")

*Reference here for those who did not grow up in NYC in the old days.)

NO ARGUMENT HERE

Beaver activists claim they are 'doing God's work'

(Thanks to Mary Smith)