Dave Barry's Blog, page 36

SPOILER ALERT: IT'S NEXT FRIDAY

���Death date��� of universe revealed as scientists predict when ���shrinking��� will start before ���Big Crunch��� wipes us all out

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner and wiredog)

YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE

Rural Cheyenne Garage Invaded By Stoat With Active Anal Glands

(Thanks to pharmaross, who notes that this WBAGNFARB) 

CANADA: ALSO A LAND OF DISGUSTING BICYCLE SEATS

Roads awash with hundreds of bare bikers for annual Vancouver World Naked Bike Ride

(Thanks to EricY)

CANADA: LAND OF INNOVATION

The Moment a B.C. man built a cheese curd catapult

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

AND IN A PINCH THEY CAN SUBSTITUE FOR 'IMPOSSIBLE BURGERS'

Stella McCartney���s new plant-based sneakers can be composted

(Thanks to The Perts)

AND IN... CRICKET? WE THINK?

'India are cock-a-hoop' - Stokes dismissed on stroke of lunch

(Thanks to Steve Bradford)

"Stroke of lunch?"

AND IN RECREATIONAL SPORTS

Balls Out Bowling is back

(Thanks to pharmaross, who says "Stay in your lane!")

CSI: YAOUND��

On June 18, 2025, four individuals accused of falsely reporting the theft of their sexual organs were presented to the press at the Central Police Station No. 3 in Yaound��.

(Thanks to Ralph)

WE'VE HAD DOGS LIKE THAT

Meet the animal that farts its prey to death

(Thanks to MOTW)

SMALL BUSINESS SPOTLIGHT

Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from bringing you the Small Business Spotlight.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)