Dave Barry's Blog, page 37

UH-OH

AI is learning to lie, scheme, and threaten its creators during stress-testing scenarios

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

THE HORROR

B.C. furniture store to pay damages to couple whose cushions need constant ���fluffing

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

Uranus May Be Filled With A Lot More Methane Than We Thought

(Thanks to Ron Wylie)

CANADA: LAND OF LIBERT��

Using 'go' to cheer on sports teams is now OK, says Quebec language watchdog

(Thanks to The Perts)

IT'S TIME THEY LEARNED

Teacher accused of chugging booze, calling students ���little s���ts��� and making them dance the Macarena

(Thanks to John Lobert)

WAIT... WHAT?

California doctor in spicy ���Dragon Balls��� case gets new lawyer, but blow from judge

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

COLLEGE SPORTS UPDATE

Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from bringing you the College Sports Update.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK

Doctors Find Live Eel Swimming in Man���s Abdominal Cavity

(Thanks to Ralph)

HARD PASS

The super healthy food you can grow in your bathroom

(Thanks to Annette)

AND IN SPORTS

Dinosaurs dash for the finish line in T-Rex World Championship Races By Ben Hooper

(Thanks to MOTW)