Dave Barry's Blog, page 33

WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THIS IS COINCIDENCE

How one squirrel caused thousands to lose power in Taylorsville

Squirrel knocks out power to thousands in Helena Tuesday morning

(Thanks to EricY)

WE'RE ON OUR WAY

The annual Naughty N'awlins swinger convention, the National Federation of the Blind Convention and GalaxyCon are bringing thousands of visitors to the Crescent City this weekend.

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

WE'VE HAD CARS THAT SOUNDED LIKE THAT

Man Had 14 Toucans Stashed in His Volkswagen Dashboard, U.S. Says

(Thanks to Bill Carver and Alkali Bill)

THIS HAPPENS FAR TOO OFTEN

OSTRICH STEALS AND EATS WOMAN���S WEDDING RING

(Thanks to John Lobert)

ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK

Wisconsin police find drugs in bag labelled ���Definitely Not a Bag Full of Drugs���

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR, AND PROTECT, THE COWSILLS

Robot coyotes protect US military airfields

(Thanks to Ralph and MOTW)

WHEN WE THINK 'ROMANCE,' WE THINK 'ALTOONA'

Duo jailed for having intercourse at busy Altoona intersection, police report

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THERE IS NOTHING LEFT TO BELIEVE IN

Despite What You've Heard, Peeing On A Jellyfish Sting Is NEVER The Answer

(Thanks to Ron Wylie)

BACK IN THE SIXTIES, THAT'S DEFINITELY HOW SOME OF US READ IT

Did Shakespeare Write Hamlet While He Was Stoned?

(Thanks to Gary Schroeder)

SOMEBODY HAD TO DO IT

The US military���s most infamous ���sky penis��� drawings, ranked'

(Thanks to Patricia Dorfman)