Dave Barry's Blog, page 30

DEATH BY AI

One man's struggle with his mortality.

WHEN SUSHI PROMOTIONS GO WRONG

A sushi promotion in Taiwan led hundreds of people to legally change their names to "Salmon," only to discover some people couldn't change them back.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

Truck hauling dump trailer spills 20,000 rotten eggs in Lancaster County

(Thanks to pharmaross, who says "The cleanup crew had to work eggstra hard. Omelette you make some funny yolks.")

DO-IT-YOURSELFER OF THE WEEK SO FAR

With no defense at hand, a man has pleaded guilty to an obscenity charge for pleasuring himself inside a storage shed for sale at a Lowe���s in Louisiana.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

ATTENTION, PEOPLE WITH TOO MUCH MONEY:

Japanese hotel offers toys their own beds, but it will cost you

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

AND IN SPORTS

���Big Dumper��� Cal Raleigh���s newest endorsement is with Honey Bucket

(Thanks to PapaJohn)

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR MEAT LOAF

Massive Underground Blobs May Tell Us Where the Next Mass Extinction Could Start

(Thanks to Ralph)

IT'S A QUESTION WE HAVE ALL ASKED OURSELVES COUNTLESS TIMES

Do sloths fart?

(Thanks to Ralph and pharmaross)

GO FIGURE

Judge orders famous Seattle nude beach closed because people keep having sex in public there

(Thanks to Charles Cates and Barry Nester, who says "I am shocked, shocked.")

EDUCATION UPDATE

Unfortunately, our strict policy etc.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)