Dave Barry's Blog, page 28

LOOKS SAFE TO US

A new automated pet wash machine in Holland Drive, which aims to make grooming more convenient for dog owners, has been met with backlash from netizens.

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(Thanks to pharmaross, who asks "What could possibly go wrong?")

The dog in the photo started out as a Rottweiler.

FORE!!!

Lightning strikes green at Hole 3 on Gator Trace Golf Course in Fort Pierce

(Thanks to Ralph)

WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME

A Tasmanian photographer has become the first person to ever capture an eastern quoll glowing in the bush.

(Thanks to B&C)

GOOD HUMOR

Police say the ice cream truck was carrying methamphetamine, "legend drugs," paraphernalia and controlled substances.

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

WE THOUGHT THIS WAS STANDARD TRAINING FOR LAWYERS

Summer intern fired from white-shoe NYC law firm for biting multiple co-workers

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THE TONY SOPRANO SCHOOL OF PARENTING

NJ man decapitates seagull that tried to steal French fry from daughter

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THE TONY SOPRANO SCHOOL OF PARENTHOOD

NJ man decapitates seagull that tried to steal French fry from daughter

(Thanks to pharmaross)

SO WHAT ARE YOU MAJORING IN?

Jian claimed that the blood donations were linked to the 32 academic credits required for graduation. During her time at the university, she underwent more than 200 blood donations in exchange for course credits.

(Thanks to Ralph)

OTHER THAN THAT, AN UNEVENTFUL TRIP

"You arrive in New York on a Virgin Atlantic flight and they've emptied the plane toilet (poo & wee) on your suitcase."

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

Millions of unused USAID condoms are sitting in a warehouse in Belgium

(Thanks to pharmaross)