Dave Barry's Blog, page 25

SEBORGA HAS ALWAYS BEEN AT WAR WITH WESTARTICA

Indian police arrest man accused of running fake embassy

(Thanks to Alan West)

NOBEL PRIZE ALERT

Scientist reveals the surprising reason why so many young men put their hands down their trousers

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

AND IN SPORTS

Tour de France route changed because of diseased cows

(Thanks to Bill Charles)

CSI: NORDSTROM

Serial butt-sniffer arrested again for sticking schnoz in woman���s backside at a Nordstrom Rack

(Thanks to Annette and man tom)

BECAUSE WHEN YOU NEED ACCURATE INFORMATION ON YOUR DELAYED FLIGHT, NOTHING IS MORE HELPFUL THAN A HORSE

Meet Magic and Tinkerbell, the therapy ponies calming anxious travellers at Vancouver���s airport

(Thanks to B&C, who say "No word on whether you can bring them on the plane.")

PROBABLY THE MOST FLORIDA STORY YOU WILL READ ALL WEEK

Chuck E. Cheese employee in mouse costume arrested by TPD for credit card fraud

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(Thanks to Jay Brandes, Gregory Snow, pharmaross, Not My Usual Alias, Ron Wylie, Barry Nester, Catherine and Ralph)

WHATEVER IT IS, WE KNOW IT HAS A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

Aliens in Compton? Woman's Ring camera captures strange creature outside home

(Thanks to man tom, who believes it's "Sigourney Weaver in her underwear.")

IDAHO

An Idaho kind of place.

NOPE

Beer-flavored ice cream?

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner, who says "Just a beer for me, thanks.")

BECAUSE IT DOESN'T HAVE A PHONE

Why your dog stares at you while pooping

(Thanks to pharmaross)