Dave Barry's Blog, page 22

NO WORD YET ON HIS UNDERWEAR

Michael Jackson���s dirty sock sells for over US$8,000 in France

(Thanks to B&C, who say "Just imagine how much his clean sock is worth.")

AND IT TASTES JUST AS GOOD AS COORS LIGHT

Deodorant released by Coors Light is meant to stay chilled.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE CLASH

Beneath America, a Large Buried Heat Blob Is Moving

(Thanks to Mary Smith)

AS HAVE WE ALL

The man responded by saying he���d shot himself in the rear end, and that he���d been wondering when something like this would happen.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

BETTER THAN HURRICANES

Finland���s short, precious summers are plagued by goose poop

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

WHICH MEANS THEY QUALIFY FOR FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES

Dog owner taught her pooches a new trick ��� to play the card game Uno

(Thanks to pharmaross)

 

WHY THE GRIZZLIES HAD BEAR SPRAY WE'LL NEVER KNOW

Woman fends off 2 grizzlies with bear spray, saving husband

(Thanks to Ron Wylie)

FINALLY, A CAUSE THAT CAN UNITE US

Everyone Has Hemorrhoids Now

(Thanks to Charles Cates and Barry Nester)

WE HAVE SEEN THIS MOVIE, AND IT DOES NOT END WELL

Radioactive wasps discovered at South Carolina nuclear facility

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias and wiredog)

OH SHUT UP

It turns out there���s a right and wrong way to pee

(Thanks to Gary Schroeder)