Dave Barry's Blog, page 20

WHICH IS EVEN MORE ALARMING

B.C. camper heard yelling in the woods not in distress, just singing Nickelback

(Thanks to Ralph and Roberto)

YOU LAUGHED ABOUT THE LOOMING OSPREY MENACE

You're not laughing now.

(Thanks to Kim V and wiredog)

SPOILER: IN THE END THEIR BATTERIES DIE

A production of "Romeo and Juliet" in Estonia uses a cast of vehicles to tell Shakespeare's story of star-crossed lovers, with a red Ford pickup taking on the role of Juliet, while her Romeo is a rally truck.

(Thanks to Emily, Lslie and w)

WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE MUSTARD

Hot dogs spill across interstate after tractor trailer crash

(Thanks to Charles Cates, EricY, Gregory Dunn, MOTW, Ron Wylie, Howard from Broward, Doug Shedd, The Perts and pharmaross)

THE WORD IS 'HEROES'

Grand Rapids firefighters help fish 2 portable toilets from Grand River

(Thanks to Geoffrey Scott, who says "No word on what was used for bait.")

THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD SLEEP WITH A HAT ON

Human brains emit light and glow in the dark

(Thanks to The Perts)

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

South Africa Hopes Injecting Horns With Radioactive Material Curbs Rhino Poaching

(Thanks to John Lobert)

THE HUFFINGTON POST, ASKING THE TOUGH QUESTIONS

Does Your Poop Sink?

(Thanks to Ron Wylie)

SPOTLIGHT ON SPANISH MUNICIPALITIES

Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from presenting the Spotlight on Spanish Municipalities.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

BECAUSE WE'RE THE ONLY SPECIES THAT CAN OPERATE A BLENDER

Science may finally have discovered why humans are so good at drinking booze

(Thanks to Carlos Montage)