Dave Barry's Blog, page 24

ANOTHER GREAT ONE GONE

RIP, Tom Lehrer.

WE WERE PROMISED FLYING CARS

AI Therapist Goes Haywire, Urges User to Go on Killing Spree

(Thanks to Annette)

EUROPEAN TRAVEL DESTINATION OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from bringing you the European Travel Destination of the Week So Far.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

AND IN SPORTS

Men attempt record by popping balloons between their bodies

(Thanks to John Lobert)

PRACTICAL!

Extreme Auto Mechanics Use a Car Engine to Power an Amazing 200 Horsepower Weed Whacker

(Thanks to John Lobert)

IF YOU WATCH ONLY ONE TRAINING VIDEO FEATURING A JAPANESE MAN IN A REALLY LAME BEAR COSTUME BEING CHASED AWAY BY FIRECRACKERS....

...consider this one.

(Thanks to Annette)

PASS

Taste testing battery-flavored tortilla chips

(Thanks to Gary Schroeder)

WE'D SAY IT WAS TIME TO CUT BACK ON THE MARGARITAS

What Would Happen If You Tried To Stand On Uranus?

(Thanks to pharmaross)

ANYTHING TO DECLARE?

TSA confiscates turtle pair from Florida woman's bra

(Thanks to pharmaross and Nelson from Michigan)

Maybe Carl Hiaasen and this blog need to write another song.

AND IN GOLF

Scottie Scheffler clears the air on British Open fart-gate

(Thanks to pharmaross)