Dave Barry's Blog, page 27

PAGING SAMUEL L. JACKSON

Oak Park, Illinois firefighters come to rescue snake gets stuck on CTA train

(Thanks to Craig Magee)

ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK

New Dinosaur Found Under U.S. Dinosaur Museum Of All Places

(Thanks to Ron Wylie)

THIS IS NOT GOOD

China launches world's first robot that can run by itself 24/7 ��� watch it change its own batteries in unsettling new footage

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

OOPS

Doctors playing ���music bingo��� missed that their patient had stopped breathing during routine surgery, suit says

(Thanks to Ron Wylie)

COLD

Female frogs pretend to be dead to avoid mating with males.

(Thanks to pharmaross, who says "Sounds like my ex.")

FLORIDAAAAAAA

Florida Man Arrested for DUI After Riding Lawn Mower on Toll Road

(Thanks to pharmaross)

CANADA SINKS EVER DEEPER INTO CHAOS

Dead raccoon that sparked a social media frenzy after being left on Toronto sidewalk gets commemorative plaque

(Thanks to B&C)

THE BAD NEWS: IT'S NEXT THURSDAY

The world started with a ���bang��� but will end in a scary ���big crunch��� ��� and scientists think they know when that will be

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "Hold up on that car payment.")

WAIT... THE SAME BANANA?

Someone has eaten artist Maurizio Cattelan���s $6 million banana ��� again

(Thanks to Ron Wylie, The Perts, pharmaross and Ralph)

It must be hard to keep that thing down.

MAYBE LEAVE THEM HOME NEXT TIME

'I was frisked at airport as my private parts kept setting off security alarm'

(Thanks to John Lobert)