Dave Barry's Blog, page 29

CSI: WTF

Police have arrested the man they allege is responsible for the bizarre theft of 53 right shoes at a shopping centre.

(Thanks to Jim Perth)

MEN:

Do you have ���summer long balls���?

(Thanks to pharmaross)

A CLASSY SENDOFF

Wild video shows widow twerking on cardboard cutout of late husband at his funeral

(Thanks to pharmaross)

IN MIAMI WE CALL THESE 'COMMUTERS'

'Super speeders' arrested after being clocked driving 116 mph, 113 mph on SR 528, I-4: FHP

(Thanks to EricY)

'911, WHAT IS YOUR EMERGENCY?'

Reported person stuck in California canal turns out to be blow-up doll

Paramedics rescue raccoon with head stuck in soup can

(Thanks to pharmaross and John Lobert)

GOLF NEEDS MORE OF THIS

British Open announcers attacked by bat in surreal broadcast moment

(Thanks to EricY)

GUYS IN ACTION

Man arrested after allegedly chugging Tabasco sauce, challenging others to a fight

(Thanks to Ralph)

BUT ARE THE OTHER MACHINES OK WITH THIS?

Robots now grow and repair themselves by consuming parts from other machines

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner and Ralph)

AND IN GOLF

Fan rips ���extraordinary��� fart during Scottie Scheffler shot

(Thanks to pharmaross)

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE BYRDS

Dive-bombing buzzard cancels race

(Thanks to Edmond Orignac)