Dave Barry's Blog, page 21

THAT'S THE FIRST PLACE WE WOULD LOOK FOR IT

Huge stick insect discovered in Australia

(Thanks to The Perts and Ron T)

Note: Yikes.

AND IN SPORTS

Inside the world of competitive egg throwing

(Thanks to The Perts and Gary Schroeder)

ENOUGH TO LAST MOST OF THE WEEKEND

Coast Guard offloads nearly $74M of cocaine in South Florida

(Thanks to pharmaross)

PLAIN AS DAY

Loch Ness Monster Spotted Swimming?

(Thanks to pharmaross, who says "Finally, irrefutable video evidence!")

YIKES

Imagine walking through a pristine forest and seeing a plethora of vulva creations on your journey

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

SMOKEY WAS UNDERCOVER

Smokey Bear aids arrest of man accused of stealing, reselling signs of iconic mascot from Florida parks

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THE SHARK MENACE

Be very afraid.

HE WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING ETC.

Car With Husky Behind The Wheel Causes Traffic Jam In Mumbai

(Thanks to Ralph)

AND IN SPORTS ITEMS THAT MEN SHOULD NOT READ

Former Barcelona player Carles P��rez hospitalized after dog bites him in testicles

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

IT'S A DIFFERENT KIND OF ENERGY

A mix-up with a packaging supplier resulted in some cans of Celsius, an energy drink containing no alcohol, being filled with vodka seltzer.

(Thanks to Ron Wylie and Annette)