Dave Barry's Blog, page 17

FINALLY SOMEBODY IS FIGHTING BACK

Test your campfire cooking skills at the 2025 World Champion Squirrel Cook Off

(Thanks to pharmaross)

NO GREATER HONOR

Urinal dedication with plaque becomes reality for historical society volunteer

(Thanks to Ralph)

NAH, WE'RE GOOD

Canadians are having less sex. Should we worry?

(Thanks to EricY)

NO SURPRISE TO US FLORIDA RESIDENTS

The collapse of human civilization is now 'inevitable', according to a scholar who's combed through 5,000 years of history.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

'HE ALSO THREW APPLES'

Police Arrest Armed Man for Threats to Kill Following Copulation with Trader Joe���s Refrigerator

(Thanks to Ralph and Annette)

THE COMMENTS

They're working again, thanks to Jen at TypePad, and of course judi. We almost hate to fire judi over this, but the rules are the rules.

OOPS

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THANKS THE RIDE, DUDE

Taxi driver offered fare payment in cannabis

(Thanks to Ralph)

THEN THEY NEED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE SQUIRRELS

U.S. Senate committee to vote Wednesday on bill to try to stop sharks from eating fish

(Thanks to Ralph)

SOCIAL NOTE FROM MAMASAPANO, MAGUINDANAO DEL SUR

Gunfight that broke out in Maguindanao del Sur town ends up in a wedding

(Thanks to Allen at Division, who says "Hey, that's backwards!")