Dave Barry's Blog, page 15

'IT'S APPEALING TO GEN Z AND MILLENIALS'

Do you need ���holetox���? ���Unusual��� anal Botox shot can treat constipation ��� or ���enhance the bedroom experience���

(Thanks to Annette)

AND IN SPORTS

Four men eat beans with toothpicks to break world record

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "They later broke another record.")

WE'D PROUDLY ACCEPT THIS HONOR, BUT WE'D JUST LOSE IT

(Thanks to Hamilton)

ALSO 'HIS RACCOON SIDEKICK, FRED'

NY could owe P���Nut the Squirrel���s owners $10M for execution of world���s most famous pet

(Thanks to Rodney Bertelsen)

WHICH WE'RE PRETTY SURE IS ALSO A HEAVY METAL BAND

Russian propagandist Simonyan calls Pashinyan the ���antichrist���s anus���

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

FASHION UPDATE

South Korean Women Are Getting Shoulder Fillers to Emulate K-Pop Idol Look

(Thanks to MOTW, who says "Back in the day, we used shoulder pads. And lots of eyeliner.") (Presumably not on the shoulders.)

THERE WASN'T MUCH LEFT TO RUIN

Alarming New Study Finds Smartphones Ruining Our Brains at Unprecedented Speed

(Thanks to Annette)

SMALL BUSINESS SPOTLIGHT

Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from presenting the Small Business Spotlight.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

CSI: DANE COUNTY

Dane County Sheriff's Office responds to 'suspicious circumstances' at manure pit

(Thanks to Patrick Lenon)

AND IN (burp) SPORTS

Meet the five-time beer-mile world champion: ���I knew I could chug from a young age���

(Thanks to pharmaross)