Dave Barry's Blog, page 41

ALL WE KNOW AT THIS POINT IS THAT IT HAS A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

Scientists Stumble Upon Mysterious Lifeform They Can���t Yet Explain

(Thanks to Fabian Marson)

THEY DON'T HAVE CHAIRS OVER THERE?

A 33-year-old man in Zhengzhou City, Henan Province, China, suffered a 13 cm rectal prolapse after spending two hours watching videos on his phone while using the toilet.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THIS WAS AUSTRALIA, SO YOU KNOW IT WASN'T A LOG

She thought it was a log

(Thanks to pharmaross)

HARD PASS

Quirky rat whisperer takes NYC visitors on guided tours ��� of the city���s worst rodent hot spots

"Quirky."

(Thanks to Ralph)

BUT IT'S CLEARLY MARKED 'DO NOT PRESS'

The universe has a 'self-destruct button' that could WIPE OUT life in an instant, scientists warn

(Thanks to Ralph)

'ROUND THESE PARTS WE HANG SEMEN RUSTLERS

Australian Man Accused Of Stealing $100K Of Wagyu Cattle Semen, Plus Embryos

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "Nothing lower.")

THIS EXPLAINS THE 'TURBULENCE'

Yes, crew members do have sex in the cockpit, flight attendant confesses

(Thanks to pharmaross)

WE BLAME GLOBAL CLIMATE CHANGE

Airplane toilets are making an odd new sound, flight attendant says

(Thanks to Ralph)

YOU KNOW WHO WAS BEHIND THIS

Snake blamed for city-wide power outage

(Thanks to Ralph)

AND IN EXTREMELY GERMAN SPORTS

(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)