Dave Barry's Blog, page 43

WHAT WOULD WE DO WITHOUT STUDIES?

���Yuck factor���: eating insects rather than meat to help the planet is failing, study finds

(Thanks to The Perts)

WE THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA

TSA Says Waffle House IDs ���Will Not Suffice��� as REAL IDs: ���Sorry���

(Thanks to Charles Cates)

PRIORITIES

Video Of Chinese Boy Running Back To Table For Food Mid-Earthquake Leaves Internet In Stitches

(Thanks to Ralph)

SEAGULLS CAN SUMMIT?

Calls for Scotland-wide seagull summit amid warnings someone could be killed

(Thanks to Ralph)

THEY NEED BREAKS, TOO

Spider monkey captured in office building break room

(Thanks to MOTW)

THIS IS WHY THE STONES HAVE ROADIES

LeAnn Rimes runs off stage after her teeth fall out mid-concert

(Thanks to pharmaross)

'INTENSE PASSION' IS ONE WAY TO DESCRIBE IT

A Swiss woman���s intense passion for the popular energy drink has gone viral after she reportedly got the can���s barcode tattooed on her skin.

(Thanks to Ralph)

YOU FIRST, RESEARCHERS!

Swarms of tiny nose robots could clear infected sinuses, researchers say

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

We saw SOTNR open for E.L.O.)

THE NEWS FROM ABROAD

Armenia���s prime minister offers to show his penis to the head of the church

This has been The News From Abroad.

(Thanks to Annette)

NO MEANS NO

A Met police officer may be sacked after he asked a colleague to pull his finger and farted when she said no.

(Thanks to pharmaross, who says "That's not how the game is played.")