Dave Barry's Blog, page 42

YOU CAN'T HAVE TOO MANY

California's newest Trader Joe's is across the street from a Trader Joe's

(Thanks to Ed. Floden)

EDUCATION NEWS FROM ABROAD

Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from bringing you the Education News from Abroad.

(Thanks to Actual Name)

WE HARDLY KNEW YE

Microsoft says goodbye to the Windows blue screen of death

(Thanks to The Perts and EricY, who says "Should we hold services?")

AS IS HER CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT

A Texas highway was shut down Thursday for several hours after a 64-year-old woman involved in a crash pulled out a gun and a lawn chair and sat in one of the lanes, sparking an hourslong standoff, authorities said Thursday.

(Thanks to Robert Moats)

YOU *WILL* HAVE FUN

North Korea to open beach resort as Kim bets on tourism

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

NOBEL PRIZE ALERT

We describe the off-label use of a recreational device (the Super Soaker Max-D 5000) in the alleviation of a socially emergent ear condition.

(Thanks to Barbara A from Trenton)

PAGING ROY SCHEIDER

Curious great white shark circles lobster boat off Cape Breton, chomps briefly on hull

(Thanks to The Perts)

THIS IS NOT GOOD

These Squirrels Are Hunting and Eating Meat and Scientists Only Just Noticed

(Thanks to Mary Smith, The Perts and Charles)

IT EXPLAINS A *LOT* OF THINGS

Alcohol-soaked star system could help explain 'why life, including us, was able to form'

(Thanks to Norm Smaglik)

SOME OF US DEFINITELY ARE

Are We Living Inside A Black Hole?

(Thanks to The Perts)