Dave Barry's Blog, page 45

EVERYBODY LINE UP FOR ROLL CALL

Scientists May Have Severely Miscalculated How Many Humans Are on Earth

(Thanks to Doug Shedd)

ANY DAY NOW!

Japan���s Flying Cars Could Change Cities Forever

(Thanks to Steve K.)

ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK

First methane-powered sea spiders found crawling on the ocean floor

(Thanks to Keith in Tampa)

GERMAN FISHING REPORT

Police shoot giant catfish which injured five in lake

(Thanks to Ralph)

France etc.

WE'VE SEEN THIS MOVIE

AI Willing to Kill Humans to Avoid Being Shut Down, Report Finds

(Thanks to Rick Day)

WE THINK THEY'RE ALREADY NORMALIZED ENOUGH

Animal poo painting competition aimed at normalising faeces

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

MEANWHILE DOWN UNDER

Wild scenes as thousands strip off for icy nude swim at end of Dark Mofo

(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w)

And then they were all eaten by snakes.

BLOG PERSON MAKES GOOD

From The Amazing Steve:

Thought you���d be interested in this: The project I, and so many others, have been working on for the last twenty years is making its first results public today.   Here���s one of the first articles about it.

WE MIGHT AS WELL SHRED THE FLORIDA CONSTITUTION

A Florida man accused of driving his electric car through a popular Palm Beach County restaurant to ���charge up��� his car at the bar is facing criminal charges.

(Thanks to pharmaross and Ralph)

NOBEL PRIZE ALERT

The Optimal Time to Dunk an Oreo, According to Science

(Thanks to John Lobert)