Dave Barry's Blog, page 57

CANCEL THAT TRIP TO DISNEY WORLD

A rare condom dating from 1830 will go on display at the Rijksmuseum on 3 June 2025.

(Thanks to Debbie in the Hague, Gary Schroeder and Ron Wylie)

UH-OH

Huge 50ft beast from the depths of the ocean washes up on Oregon coast

(Thanks to Michael Moyer and Roberto)

FEATURING A WOMAN IN BUNNY EARS

Wild Disneyland brawl erupts over line cutting ��� including a couple holding a child

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "The Happiest Place on Earth!")

FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

Belgians accused of ���stealing wind��� from the Dutch

(Thanks to John Lobert)

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE BYRDS

Rampaging flock of peacocks cause terror across Staffordshire village

(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w)

TEST

This is a test to see if the comments work, or what.

Update: apparently the comments aren't working. We have our 578-member Rapid Response Team working on this and will not allow them to rest or even go to the bathroom until this situation has been resolved and judi has been fired.

Update: Never mind.

WHAT WERE MOTORCYCLISTS DOING ON A HIGHWAY IN THE FIRST PLACE?

Florida motorcyclists injured after hitting six-foot alligator on highway

(Thanks to pharmaross)

IN MEMORIAM

Unfortunately, our strict policy etc.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker, who says "Poor fella.")

SOMEBODY HAD TO DO IT

Man completes 70-mile hike carrying fridge freezer

(Thanks to Mezrap)

ANYTHING TO DECLARE?

Indian man arrested with 47 venomous vipers in bag at Mumbai airport

(Thanks to Ralph and B&C)