Dave Barry's Blog, page 61

WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

British fart-ist who toots on command takes title for longest career as a flatulist

(Thanks to Ralph)

HE'D HAVE SUCCEEDED IF HE HAD WORN A GREYHOUND ONESIE

Florida man nabbed allegedly trying to outrun troopers while wearing Dalmatian onesie

(Thanks to EricY)

AND IN HOCKEY

Hockey announcer confronted by raucous fan, hit with chair during live broadcast

(Thanks to EricY)

PIGEONS ARE FEATHERED SQUIRRELS

Pigeons board a Delta flight, causing pandemonium and 2 trips back to the gate

(Thanks to Doug Shedd and pharmaross)

FYI

Uranus emits more heat than previously thought

(Thanks to Ralph)

AND IN SPORTS

Fan will commemorate Trevor Rogers��� scoreless outing with a tattoo on his butt

(Thanks to Actual Name) 

HELLO, TERMINIX?

Bear falls through attic, is found sitting on stove at Kentucky home, photos

(Thanks to Ralph)

SPOILER ALERT: TODAY!

Woman who���s spoken to a ghost for 12 years reveals when the world is going to end

(Thanks to John Lobert)

THERE'S A 'CONTINGENCY PLAN'

What happens if someone finds the Loch Ness Monster?

(Thanks to pharmaross)

AND IN SPORTS

AN Oldham fan was spotted licking his mate's nipple as the Latics booked their place in the National League play-off final.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)