Dave Barry's Blog, page 63

'EVEN IN AUSTRALIA, YOU DO NOT EXPECT TO SEE IT'

Kangaroo 'tries to drown' man in Australian floodwaters

(Thanks to Barry Nester, who says "Kangaroos are just giant, bipedal, smooth-tailed squirrels.")

POSSIBLY RELATED

Police: Man assaulted after fart

(Thanks to pharmaross)

���Fart walking��� is trending ��� here���s everything you need to know

(Thanks to Rick Day)

ALSO: FREE BEER TOMORROW

AIRCAR FLYING CAR READY FOR SALE NEXT YEAR

(Thanks to John Lobert)

FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

Sales of viral plush toy Labubu halted in UK stores after reports of brawls

(Thanks to EricY)

MEANWHILE IN FLATHEAD COUNTY

11:44 p.m. The suspect of a marinara sauce assault could not be located.

(Thanks to Mary Smith)

EVERYONE'S PITCHING IN

How penguin poop can help to mitigate climate change

(Thanks to The Perts)

ANYTHING TO DECLARE?

New photos have revealed a massive haul of drugs that a former flight attendant denies she was carrying in two large suitcases.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

WE THINK IT'S FATAL

Yawning may be more dangerous than you think, experts say

(Thanks to The Perts)

APOCALYPSE UPDATE

Punk band Private Function release record that smells like Gwyneth Paltrow���s vagina

(Thanks to Ralph)

IT HAS HAPPENED TO ALL OF US

Norwegian man wakes to cargo ship in his garden

(Thanks to Ralph)