Dave Barry's Blog, page 67

FLORIDA MAN IN ACTION

Man allegedly chases kids to Family Dollar for ding-dong-ditch ���joke��� at his door

(Thanks to Rick Day, who says "And stay off his lawn!")

CHICAGO SIGHTING

Here I am at my event in Chicago last night with blog stalwart Not My Usual Alias, who is (I think) dressed as Gene Weingarten dressed as the Costco Chicken Guy. Again: Do not ask me to explain.

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BOOK TOUR UPDATE

Attention: Qatar

ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK

Scientists discover giant missing blob of water in the middle of the Atlantic

(Thanks to The Perts)

UROLOGY PROFESSIONAL OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Unfortunately, our strict policy prohibits us from bringing you the Urology Professional of the Week So Far.

(Thanks to John Finn)

CSI: NEBRASKA

Multiple women stealing comforters from JCPenney���s, Lincoln Police say

(Thanks to Steve Bradford)

YOU KNOW WHO WAS BEHIND THIS

Snake halts Japanese bullet trains

(Thanks to Ralph)

AND IN SPORTS

Robot sets record by solving Rubik's cube in .103 seconds

(Thanks to Rick Day)

NOBEL PRIZE ALERT

Your fingers 'prune' the exact same way each time, study suggests

(Thanks to Gary Schroeder, who asks "What would we do without studies?")

PHARMAROSS SIGHTING

Tonight at my event at the Poisoned Pen in Scottsdale, the completely insane extremely prolific blog contributor known as pharmaross presented me with a miniature ceramic Cialis bathtub. Do not ask me why.

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