Dave Barry's Blog, page 65

HE WILL FIGHT FOR YOU

A Charleston personal injury attorney was arrested last week after police say he was downtown yelling at the top of his lungs without any clothes on.

(Thanks to Actual Name)

'URBAN?'

CNC Research Forest team is looking for public help with collecting urban bear poop

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

ATTENTION MEN:

GP issues urgent warning over 'summer penis' phenomenon that could destroy intimate moments

(Thanks to pharmaross)

CAUSING HIM TO 'SUFFER PERSONAL INJURIES'

Texas man sues Whataburger for nearly $1 million because restaurant didn���t hold the onions, he says

(Thanks to EricY)

WHO'S HUNGRY?

Stir-Fried Cassia Caterpillars

(Thanks to Ralph)

THIS CANNOT BE GOOD

NASA Scientists Uncover Giant Glowing Life Form in Ocean, Visible From Space

(Thanks to The Perts, who say "We saw this movie back in '62.")

WE NEED TO BUILD A WALL

Texas officials introduce bill aimed at stopping New World screwworm

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)

BEST CLASS EVER

Primary school evacuated after student brings in a grenade for show and tell

(Thanks to Ralph)

MAYBE HER INSURANCE WAS DENIED

Moose gives birth on the grass outside Alaska hospital

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "Almost made it.")

WHY HIS ROLLS-ROYCE WAS WEARING A TOWEL WE'LL NEVER KNOW

Florida man tries to stop his Rolls-Royce from being towed wearing only a towel

(Thanks to Ralph)

The video is pretty great.