Dave Barry's Blog, page 62

NOBEL PRIZE ALERT

Barbie���s Feet Have Become Less Arched Over Time, According to a New Study by Podiatrists

(Thanks to The Perts)

IS ANYBODY SURPRISED?

In San Francisco, orgy DJ is a real profession

(Thanks to Carlos Montage)

APOCALYPSE UPDATE

Amazon-Backed AI Model Would Try To Blackmail Engineers Who Threatened To Take It Offline

(Thanks to kenzen in Oregon)

MEMORIAL DAY

Have a good one. But remember -- and remind your kids -- why it's called Memorial Day. 

STOCK UP NOW

Toilet paper will soon disappear and here���s what will replace it.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

AND IN MOTOR SPORTS

The Wienie 500 was the pinnacle of American sport and commentary

(Thanks to Ralph)

NO S#*T

US ranks first in swearing

(Thanks to The Perts) 

ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK

Man finds massive snake coiled inside Bangkok toilet bowl

(Thanks to pharmaross)

NOPE

Low-Cost Airlines to launch standing-only seats in 2026

(Thanks to Ralph) 

PLAIN AS DAY

Has Nessie had a BABY? Hunter is stunned as a 'juvenile' creature with a long neck is spotted in Loch Ness

(Thanks to pharmaross)