Dave Barry's Blog, page 59

IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRPDUCING A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

Opossum spotted crossing Mackinac Bridge is nabbed by police

(Thanks to Geoffrey Scott and Dave Vander Ark)

BACK IN COACH THEY DON'T EVEN GET A SNACK

A British Airways flight attendant was caught dancing naked in business class on BA 286 from San Francisco to London Heathrow on May 27th following a reported drug binge in the lavatory.

(Thanks to Actual Name and pharmaross)

FLORIDA: STATE OF ROMANCE

A 63-year-old man was arrested after he allegedly traveled to an Ocala gas station, took off his clothes, and used a device known as a penis pump while waiting for an ���unknown��� woman to arrive for sex.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

THAT EXPLAINS ALL THESE TINY DISCARDED WHITE CLAW CANS

While you sleep, these bugs throw a party on your face

(Thanks to Ron T)

BOLO

Warning after 250 million bees escape overturned truck

(Thanks to The Perts, Ron Wylie, Doug Ogg and Rick Day)

RUNNING LOW ON CELEBRITIES

Madame Tussauds London unveils wax sculpture of a Greggs Sausage Roll

(Thanks to John Lobert)

ROCKY MOUNTAIN HIIIIIIIGH

US hikers reported a death. But they imagined it while high on mushrooms

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

WHATEVER THIS MEANS, IT SEEMS IMPORTANT

Splitgate 2 confirms a 1-in-100 chance you might fart when crouching in the new Halo meets Portal FPS

(Thanks to John Lobert)

AND IN SPORTS, DUDE

First-Ever Marijuana ���Speed-Rolling��� Competition Launches

(Thanks to pharmaross)

PROBABLY THE BATTERY IS LOW

Something in Deep Space Is Flashing Every 44 Minutes and No One Knows Why

(Thanks to Ron T)