Dave Barry's Blog, page 221
March 2, 2023
WE'VE ALL DONE IT
Family raises 250-pound ���dog��� for 2 years ��� then realizes it���s a bear
(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)
NOBEL PRIZE ALERT II
Time travel scientist claims to have found a way to go back in time after 'eureka' moment
It was staring us in the face all this time:
���It turns out that rotating black holes can create a gravitational field that could lead to loops of time being created that can allow you to go to the past.
"Let's say you have a cup of coffee in front of you right now.
"Start stirring the coffee with the spoon. It started swirling around, right? That's what a rotating black hole does.
He wants to build a ring laser that can create an ���intense and continuous rotating beam of light��� which would be able to ���create gravity���.
One minor problem: Sadly though, he said he���d need ���galactic types of energy��� and didn���t know how big the time machine would need to be.
(Thanks to John Lobert)
AND IN SPORTS
Frisbee Catching Dog Takes A Dump On The Court During Louisville Basketball Halftime Show
(Thanks to AmoebaStampede and John Lobert)
ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK
Giant Jurassic-era insect rediscovered outside Walmart in Arkansas
(Thanks to Mary Smith, Doug Ogg, Al Barkafski, Dave Vander Ark, Roberto and The Fourth George)
March 1, 2023
WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
He calls her ���Juanita.���
(Thanks to GJ)
ALONG WITH SOME HIGHLY AGITATED MOLLUSKS
Police find 850 kilos of cocaine washed up on French beach
(Thanks to EricY, who says ���Mon dieu, dude.���)
(Yes, Highly Agitated Mollusks WBAGNFARB.)
