Dave Barry's Blog, page 219

NOT ON THIS BLOG

The Hypersane Are Among Us, If Only We Are Prepared to Look

(Thanks to Robert Moats)

GUESS THE CONTINENT

Guy Opens Car Door And Spots A Giant Spider At An Awkward Moment

(Thanks to Nancy Coan)

BECAUSE YOU���VE BEEN WONDERING

Here's how US presidents would look with a mullet

(Thanks to The Perts and GJ)

WE���RE GUESSING THIS WAS THE MOST EXCITING TOWN OF WHATELEY SELECTBOARD MEETING EVER

The idea of opening a ���topless cannabis dispensary��� at Club Castaway was brought to the attention of the Town of Whately Selectboard last week.

(Thanks to Ann Farr)

WITH A DRIED CRICKET ON TOP

German ice cream parlor offers cricket-flavored scoops

(Thanks to Ralph)

They can offer it all they want.

WHO NEEDS AN OSCAR?

Newly discovered chemicals are so deadly to fungi they are named after Keanu Reeves

(Thanks to GJ)

WHAT IF WE SEE ONE IN THE BASEMENT?

Please stop calling 911 about planets in the sky, sheriff���s office in Modesto requests

(Thanks to wiredog)

GUYS IN PROTEST ACTION

Man had sex with his wife on bollard in protest after it had been erected by neighbour to stop him parking his campervan in her space

(Thanks to Roberto)

WE CAN NO LONGER DISTINGUISH BETWEEN REALITY AND MOVIES

'Cocaine hippos' near former drug lord's estate causing havoc in Colombia

(Thanks to Rick Day)

AFTER WHICH YOU WILL HURL YOURSELF OVERBOARD

You can now live on a cruise ship for $30,000 per year

(Thanks to GJ)